"Scripted Reality"

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"Scripted Reality" was inspired by TVAdam's "The Not So Real World". It is suppose to be a reality TV Show with Sitcom Stars, but it is scripted and very funny. As the TV Show goes on, the members in the house get to vote out another member. And If there is a tie-both leave. The last two people have a play a series of board games and win the most to be the winner and win the whole $10,000,000.

"Scripted Reality" Cast:
**The Host Is SUZANNE SOMERS**
Claire Huxtable - Played By Phylicia Rashad, The Cosby Show
Veronica Chase - Played By Kirstie Alley, Veronica's Closet
Lucy Camden - Played By Beverly Mitchell, 7th Heaven
Rachel Greene - Played By Jennifer Aniston, Friends
Tim Taylor - Played By Tim Allen, Home Improvement
Jefferson D'Arcy - Played By Ted McGinley, Married With Children
Paul Buchman - Played By Paul Reiser, Mad About You
Michael "Berg" Bergon - Played By Ryan Reynolds, Two Guys And A Girl

Episode 1:
Claire, Veronica, Lucy, Rachel, Tim, Jefferson, Paul, and Berg move into the house. They get acquainted. They are assigned roommates, as follows (1) Berg and Jefferson, (2) Rachel and Lucy, (3) Claire and Veronica, (4) Paul and Tim.

Episode 2:
Tensions rise between Jefferson and Claire after Jefferson makes an offensive racist comment about blacks (without thinking about Claire being black). Claire voices her opinion to Jefferson, who soon learns that Claire dislikes his "macho" attitude and big ego. Lucy begins to find herself attracted to Berg and his comedic personality. Rachel and Veronica go shopping at the mall with no money-in hope of flirting with men to get money to shop. Paul spends most of the day talking to his pregnant wife, Jamie (Helen Hunt).

Episode 3:
Tim makes a sexist comment angering Claire, Veronica, and Rachel. Lucy and Berg go in the hot tub to chat- and share a small kiss. Jefferson wakes in on Veronica changing. Paul isolates himself thinking of Jamie and the unborn daughter of his. Claire is beginning to be fed up with the men in the house.

Episode 4:
Voting Out Time
Claire votes out Jefferson, because he is a jerk, Veronica votes out Jefferson, because he is sleezy, Lucy votes out Paul, because he wants to be with his wife now, Rachel votes out Tim, because hes married and made a pass at her, Tim votes out Claire, because she's too opinionated, Jefferson votes out Claire, because she has a mind of her own, Paul votes out Tim, because he is married and flirted with Rachel, and Berg votes out Claire, because she older and is putting a damper on the game.
Claire must leave the house as Suzanne Sommers escorts her.

Episode 5:
Veronica's friend, Olive (Kathy Najimy) stops by, with friends and beer. They have a party. Tim and Jefferson get in a fight over who is cuter Rachel (Tim's choice) or Veronica (Jefferson's choice). Paul get drunk with Lucy and Berg out on the deck. A drunk Lucy gets a phone call from her mom, Annie (Catherine Hicks). Lucy, still drunk, tries to sound sober as she talks to her mom.

Episode 6:
Suzanne returns.
Voting Out Time
Veronica votes out Jefferson, Rachel votes out Tim, Lucy votes out Paul, Tim votes out Veronica, Jefferson votes out Tim, Paul votes out Jefferson, Berg votes out Rachel.
Jefferson and Tim must leave with Suzanne escorting them.

Episode 7:
Rachel, Veronica, Paul, Berg, and Lucy watch "Father of The Bride", "Nine Months", and "Pretty Woman" with Rachel's married friends, Chandler and Monica Bing (Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox). Berg sneaks off with Lucy, where the two end up in bed together, but get caught by Paul and Rachel.

Episode 8:
Suzanne returns
Voting Out TIme
Veronica votes out Berg, Lucy votes out Paul, Rachel votes out Berg, Paul votes out Berg, and Berg votes out Paul. Lucy becomes furious and doesn't want Berg to go.
Berg must leave with Suzanne escorting him.

Episode 9:
Lucy is furious that Rachel, Paul, and Veronica voted out her love-interest. They claim they were protecting her. Paul gets a call from Jamie, saying she is going into labor. Paul calls Suzanne and tells her that he must leave the house to be with his wife. Suzanne lets him leave. Paul leaves the house, the ladies, and Suzanne.

Episode 10:
Suzanne returns
Voting Out Time
Veronica and Rachel vote out Lucy due to the fact she's been a real witch ever since they voted out Berg. Lucy is escorted out by Suzanne. Suzanne returns with games to find out whos the winner between Rachel and Veronica. Oddly enough, Rachel and Veronica agreed on splitting the $10,000,000 and going shopping.






I KNOW IT WAS KIND OF LAME, BUT I KNOW IT WOULD BE MUCH MUCH BETTER TO SEE IT REALLY THAN JUST READ IT...YOU KNOW...