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LucyCompanyPhan · 07-26-2004, 12:48 AM

I thought it would be fun if we posted movie quotes back and forth (sorta like how posting lyrics back & forth work) Pick any movie you like and post a quote from it. Try to not post too many quotes at a time or multiple posts in a row. Also if you can try to have the name of the movie or character who said the quote. if you need to find a quote try http://www.imdb.com Remember its just for fun!

Miles Massey: So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear.
Rex: Is that possible?
Miles Massey: It's a challenge

-Intolerable Cruelty-

diezman · 07-26-2004, 01:16 AM

My favorite quote from Animal House

Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?

Boon: How does it feel to be an ***hole, Neidermeyer?

Doug Neidermeyer: What did he say?

AKA · 07-26-2004, 01:20 AM

"Don't interrupt me, honey." --Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey), American Beauty

Brian · 07-26-2004, 01:27 AM

From Ghostbusters.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no ****.

crystals · 07-26-2004, 03:28 AM

From Romi and Michele's High School Reunion:

Michele: "I hope your babies look like monkeys!"

phoebe7165 · 07-26-2004, 03:57 AM

From Sixteen Candles--

Long Duck Dong:No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food!!

Sitcomwriter · 07-26-2004, 05:06 AM

"Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty slim."-- Todd Gaines (Timoyhy Olyphant, Go)

Cactus Jack · 07-26-2004, 09:17 AM

From Anchorman :

Brick Tamland : I pooped a hammer

Brick Tamland : I just burned my tongue

Brick Tamland : LOUD NOISES! I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

Ron Burgundy : You stay classy, San Diego

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Brick Tamland : Where did you get those suits? The toilet store?

More from other movies later

I am Him · 07-26-2004, 10:51 AM

"I want somebody good, I mean really good to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands!" ~ Sonny (The Godfather)

CliffClavin · 07-26-2004, 11:21 AM

Economics Teacher: In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.

Cameron: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

Ferris: Hi. Do you speak English?
Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is?

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bulls**t. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

Cameron: Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta!

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like s**t, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Cactus Jack · 07-26-2004, 11:37 AM

FERRIS!!!

vashti1999 · 07-26-2004, 12:12 PM

Blaine!?! His name is Blaine? Thats not a name, thats a major appliance!!!"

Kay Scarpetta · 07-26-2004, 12:19 PM

"What am I? A schmuck on wheels?!"

Morrie from Goodfellas

LucyCompanyPhan · 07-26-2004, 01:55 PM

Frank: Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

-Donnie Darko-

Michael [hXc] · 07-26-2004, 02:05 PM

Barbara Morton: I still think it would be wonderful to have a man love you so much he'd kill for you.

-from Alfred Hitchcock's 'Strangers on a Train'

07-26-2004, 12:48 AM	#1
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	Post a movie quote! I thought it would be fun if we posted movie quotes back and forth (sorta like how posting lyrics back & forth work) Pick any movie you like and post a quote from it. Try to not post too many quotes at a time or multiple posts in a row. Also if you can try to have the name of the movie or character who said the quote. if you need to find a quote try http://www.imdb.com Remember its just for fun! Miles Massey: So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear. Rex: Is that possible? Miles Massey: It's a challenge -Intolerable Cruelty-
	__________________ "Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness -- give me truth.”

07-26-2004, 03:28 AM	#5
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	From Romi and Michele's High School Reunion: Michele: "I hope your babies look like monkeys!"
	__________________ The man who lends a helping hand is the true hero.

07-26-2004, 03:57 AM	#6
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	From Sixteen Candles-- Long Duck Dong:No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food!!
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07-26-2004, 09:17 AM	#8
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	From Anchorman : Brick Tamland : I pooped a hammer Brick Tamland : I just burned my tongue Brick Tamland : LOUD NOISES! I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! Ron Burgundy : You stay classy, San Diego Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast! Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch! Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart! Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident! Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. Brick Tamland : Where did you get those suits? The toilet store? More from other movies later
	__________________ Id Love to help you Tracy, but I cant have sex with a black guy, Id lose my endorsement deal with NASCAR-Jenna Maroney,30 Rock April 17,2009 9:02 PM : 100,000th post!

07-26-2004, 11:21 AM	#10
CliffClavin Yada Yada Yada Senior Member Join Date: May 04, 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,403	Ferris Buellers Day Off Economics Teacher: In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics. Cameron: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero. Ferris: Hi. Do you speak English? Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is? Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it. Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people. Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bullst. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Cameron: Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta! Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like st, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work. Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
	__________________ We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

07-26-2004, 01:16 AM	#2
diezman why the long face? Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 03, 2004 Location: Upper Peninsula of Michigan (da UP eh?) Posts: 248	My favorite quote from Animal House Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein? Boon: How does it feel to be an ***hole, Neidermeyer? Doug Neidermeyer: What did he say?

07-26-2004, 01:20 AM	#3
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	"Don't interrupt me, honey." --Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey), American Beauty

07-26-2004, 01:27 AM	#4
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	From Ghostbusters. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no ****.

07-26-2004, 05:06 AM	#7
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	"Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty slim."-- Todd Gaines (Timoyhy Olyphant, Go)

07-26-2004, 10:51 AM	#9
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	"I want somebody good, I mean really good to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands!" ~ Sonny (The Godfather)

07-26-2004, 11:37 AM	#11
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	FERRIS!!!

07-26-2004, 12:12 PM	#12
vashti1999 NY METS - #1 Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 14, 2003 Location: The world's greatest city - New York City Posts: 11,404	a favorite of mine from Pretty In Pink *Blaine!?!* His name is *Blaine?* Thats not a name, thats a major appliance!!!"
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07-26-2004, 12:19 PM	#13
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	"What am I? A schmuck on wheels?!" Morrie from Goodfellas
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07-26-2004, 01:55 PM	#14
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	Frank: Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end. -Donnie Darko-

07-26-2004, 02:05 PM	#15
Michael [hXc] dying. Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 8,532	Barbara Morton: I still think it would be wonderful to have a man love you so much he'd kill for you. -from Alfred Hitchcock's 'Strangers on a Train'
	__________________ I'm scared now...is this working out? When my voice is on the way, Who's to think about? I'm scared one day I'll say, "I don't love this anymore," Turn my back on all my fans... Who's to think about? The brighter I shine, the darker my shadows. And they pull me behind, as I let off the pedal. Why should I divide what feels so right? Is this where I want to lay?