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yanks · 12-13-2000, 01:13 PM

What's your favorite quote on Three's Company ?

Precious · 12-13-2000, 02:41 PM

My favorite quotes from Three's Company comes from the mouth of Stanley Roper. I loved his Tinkerbell impression. "Not Tonight Helen!" (usually followed with, "I got a headache!") is my favorite.

yanks · 12-26-2000, 03:54 AM

a great one for me was from Chrissy...

"well, this is just typcial getting a woman pregnant. Only a man would do a thing like that. "

Precious · 12-31-2000, 12:20 AM

Those are my favorite quotes from Chrissy:

"Eat your salad before it gets cold."

"When I was your age, I was 14 too."

"I love surprises, you never know what's going to happen."

Precious · 12-31-2000, 12:47 AM

The Ropers' Famous quotes: (My favorite words from my favorite characters!)

"Tinkerbell!"--Mr. Roper

"Not tonight Helen, I have a headache."--Mr. Roper

"I want my rent!"--Mr. Roper

"Stanley, where are your manners? When you enter a room, you're supposed to say hello."--Mrs. Roper

"Hello, I want my rent!"--Mr. Roper

"Oh Stanley, what did you think of the nightie I was wearing last night? Did you think it looked sexy?"--Mrs. Roper

"Oh Please Helen, not while I'm eating breakfast!"--Mr. Roper

"Mind your business Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

"Mind your business Chrissy!"--Mrs. Roper

"Save your breath, Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"--Mr. Roper

"Oh Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

"Be gentle with me Helen!"--Mr. Roper

"Helen, their pipe is leaking! I gotta go fix it."--Mr. Roper

"Leave it Stanley! Tonight we will drown!"--Mrs. Roper

"Where did you go to get my maple syrup, Helen? In Vermont?!!--Mr. Roper

"We have three kids. Two girls and a boy."--Mrs. Roper

"Three girls!"--Mr. Roper

"Oh we don't have any kids. We tried and tried for a long time. We tried the fourth time but Stanley had a headache."--Mrs. Roper

"Stanley, you either put your pants on and go out tonight or leave them off and we'll have our little fun here tonight!"--Mrs. Roper

"Helen, you don't need to get plastic surgery!"--Mr. Roper

"But why?"--Mrs. Roper

"Uh, because, I like you just the way you are!"--Mr. Roper

"Oh Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

"Yeah I know. They cost a lot of money!"--Mr. Roper

"You know Helen, you've been up for a half an hour and your mouth is running an eight-hour shift!"--Mr. Roper

"Now your mouth is going overtime!"--Mr. Roper

"What's that smell?"--Mr. Roper

"It's my new perfume. It's called 'Now or Never'."--Mrs. Roper

"Well, you got that half right!"--Mr. Roper

THE END!!

Precious · 12-31-2000, 12:49 AM

More famous ropers' quotes coming soon!

Precious · 12-31-2000, 08:44 PM

More famous Roper quotes:

"What's plutonic?"--Mr. Roper

"Me and you, Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

Precious · 01-04-2001, 12:23 AM

"I don't like it when I expect something on time and I never get it."--Mr. Roper

"I know what you mean."--Mrs. Roper

Precious · 01-23-2001, 09:34 PM

"This breakfast is good enough to eat." from the mouth of Chrissy Snow

Precious · 02-06-2001, 02:42 PM

"Not Tonight Helen, I have a headache!"--Mr. Roper

"Not Tonight! That sounds like a good title for my autobiography!"--Mrs. Roper

callmetootie · 03-06-2001, 10:09 PM

Mr Roper: Jack, you can fix the roof.
Jack: I don't know, I'm afarid of heights.
Mr. Roper: Knowing you, you can just fly up there.

------------------
Andrew Carden

03-07-2001, 05:59 AM

i love just about all the ones listed in this post.

Precious · 03-07-2001, 11:48 AM

I got another one:

"Hello Jack. Are you having a tupperware party with the girls?"

Precious · 03-07-2001, 11:49 AM

Another famous Chrissy quote:

"Salad meets the dressing and dressing meets the salad."--from the episode Cyrano de Tripper.

Precious · 03-07-2001, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Precious:
I got another one:

"Hello Jack. Are you having a tupperware party with the girls?"

That quote came from Stanley Roper.

12-13-2000, 01:13 PM	#1
yanks Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 03, 2000 Location: south africa Posts: 26	Favorite quote on Three's company What's your favorite quote on Three's Company ?

03-07-2001, 05:59 AM	#12
peaches Guest Posts: n/a	i love just about all the ones listed in this post.
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12-13-2000, 02:41 PM	#2
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	My favorite quotes from Three's Company comes from the mouth of Stanley Roper. I loved his Tinkerbell impression. "Not Tonight Helen!" (usually followed with, "I got a headache!") is my favorite.

12-26-2000, 03:54 AM	#3
yanks Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 03, 2000 Location: south africa Posts: 26	a great one for me was from Chrissy... "well, this is just typcial getting a woman pregnant. Only a man would do a thing like that. "

12-31-2000, 12:20 AM	#4
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	Those are my favorite quotes from Chrissy: "Eat your salad before it gets cold." "When I was your age, I was 14 too." "I love surprises, you never know what's going to happen."

12-31-2000, 12:47 AM	#5
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	The Ropers' Famous quotes: (My favorite words from my favorite characters!) "Tinkerbell!"--Mr. Roper "Not tonight Helen, I have a headache."--Mr. Roper "I want my rent!"--Mr. Roper "Stanley, where are your manners? When you enter a room, you're supposed to say hello."--Mrs. Roper "Hello, I want my rent!"--Mr. Roper "Oh Stanley, what did you think of the nightie I was wearing last night? Did you think it looked sexy?"--Mrs. Roper "Oh Please Helen, not while I'm eating breakfast!"--Mr. Roper "Mind your business Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper "Mind your business Chrissy!"--Mrs. Roper "Save your breath, Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"--Mr. Roper "Oh Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper "Be gentle with me Helen!"--Mr. Roper "Helen, their pipe is leaking! I gotta go fix it."--Mr. Roper "Leave it Stanley! Tonight we will drown!"--Mrs. Roper "Where did you go to get my maple syrup, Helen? In Vermont?!!--Mr. Roper "We have three kids. Two girls and a boy."--Mrs. Roper "Three girls!"--Mr. Roper "Oh we don't have any kids. We tried and tried for a long time. We tried the fourth time but Stanley had a headache."--Mrs. Roper "Stanley, you either put your pants on and go out tonight or leave them off and we'll have our little fun here tonight!"--Mrs. Roper "Helen, you don't need to get plastic surgery!"--Mr. Roper "But why?"--Mrs. Roper "Uh, because, I like you just the way you are!"--Mr. Roper "Oh Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper "Yeah I know. They cost a lot of money!"--Mr. Roper "You know Helen, you've been up for a half an hour and your mouth is running an eight-hour shift!"--Mr. Roper "Now your mouth is going overtime!"--Mr. Roper "What's that smell?"--Mr. Roper "It's my new perfume. It's called 'Now or Never'."--Mrs. Roper "Well, you got that half right!"--Mr. Roper THE END!!

12-31-2000, 12:49 AM	#6
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	More famous ropers' quotes coming soon!

12-31-2000, 08:44 PM	#7
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	More famous Roper quotes: "What's plutonic?"--Mr. Roper "Me and you, Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

01-04-2001, 12:23 AM	#8
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	"I don't like it when I expect something on time and I never get it."--Mr. Roper "I know what you mean."--Mrs. Roper

01-23-2001, 09:34 PM	#9
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	"This breakfast is good enough to eat." from the mouth of Chrissy Snow

02-06-2001, 02:42 PM	#10
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	"Not Tonight Helen, I have a headache!"--Mr. Roper "Not Tonight! That sounds like a good title for my autobiography!"--Mrs. Roper

03-06-2001, 10:09 PM	#11
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Mr Roper: Jack, you can fix the roof. Jack: I don't know, I'm afarid of heights. Mr. Roper: Knowing you, you can just fly up there. ------------------ Andrew Carden

03-07-2001, 11:48 AM	#13
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	I got another one: "Hello Jack. Are you having a tupperware party with the girls?"

03-07-2001, 11:49 AM	#14
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	Another famous Chrissy quote: "Salad meets the dressing and dressing meets the salad."--from the episode Cyrano de Tripper.