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PZelda · 07-21-2004, 10:13 PM

Yeahhhh...well. Out with it!

Everybody gets them and we all hate them. But we just have to read the subject lines of our spam email...

(Yeah, Brad, I blatantly ripped this off from you. Heh heh...)

If I had $2 for every time I got junk mail, I could've retired before I graduated from HS.

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Kay Scarpetta · 07-21-2004, 10:20 PM

I'm too lazy to type out the someodd 70 emails I have at the moment, but here's a few floating around in my spamcatcher...

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Ahhh. the world of spam.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-21-2004, 10:27 PM

I had a great one about masturbation earlier, but I deleted it.

PZelda · 07-21-2004, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I had a great one about masturbation earlier, but I deleted it.

That reminds me...."Was it different shades of blue?!?!?!"

OH MAN. After a year, that one STILL kills me.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-21-2004, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
That reminds me...."Was it different shades of blue?!?!?!"

OH MAN. After a year, that one STILL kills me.

Explain that one!

PZelda · 07-21-2004, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Explain that one!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...7&#post1031397

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-21-2004, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...7&#post1031397

-____________- Youd think Id know.. I said it.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-21-2004, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Subject: I almost reported you to AOL

Then at the start of the message it said "For not being good enough In Bed"

HA HA.

Hollow · 07-21-2004, 11:07 PM

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Hollow · 07-21-2004, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...7&#post1031397

i forgot about that!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-21-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by safety pin
lonely and horny

Whoops, sorry.

Chelsea · 07-21-2004, 11:13 PM

How is it that the girls are getting adds for things like Viagra, Cialis, and, **** Enlargement, and here I sit getting breast growth ads....

PZelda · 07-21-2004, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seth Thrasher
How is it that the girls are getting adds for things like Viagra, Cialis, and, **** Enlargement, and here I sit getting breast growth ads....

They do it to piss us off.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-21-2004, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
They do it to piss us off.

No, they do it for us to slip in our guys drinks -______________-

Dude111 · 04-07-2024, 05:48 PM

Gosh do I hate seeing spam..... And they makeit hard to block thier emails!!

Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...7&#post1031397

Hehe that was g00d!!

07-21-2004, 10:13 PM	#1
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	Spam subject lines Yeahhhh...well. Out with it! Everybody gets them and we all hate them. But we just have to read the subject lines of our spam email... (Yeah, Brad, I blatantly ripped this off from you. Heh heh...) If I had $2 for every time I got junk mail, I could've retired before I graduated from HS. Fully confidential. plight Fully confidential. plight Hazeleyes12508, horny as hell hot mommas show it all CITI_BANK E_MAIL Verification Salseroken, check out these hotties strip Robert G. Allen Make Money now Save $5 on your next toner purchase TV Show Nets guest $20,000 One little pill can do so much for you... Hallo! Topsider59, see mature hot moms please their men Jorge_moran_jr, unbelieveable hot moms showing all Marlboros just 15 Bucks/carton, includes shipping Like Atkins... only with all the carbs you want. A Promise Horror Classics 50 Movie DVD MegaPack Instant policy approval in minutes We Bring People Together Unlimited Nights and Weekends Save up to 80% on buying medication online from us Free Picture Contest Win $10,000 Coupon for pet needs. Order online. Spring Sale - R/C Airplane - Under $60 Advance your career with an online education HAIR LOSS? GET REAL! Over 70 Hours of Classic Western Movies on DVD No Roaming Charges It's Not Too Late to Lose Weight for Summer Westwood College can make a difference upgrade your career You can save hundreds on soft-ware! ujn Start now and get your MBA degree in 1 year! 50%-off coupons from the Entertainment The easy way to get an auto loan. Do you need to fix your computer? Get xãnax,valíum over night - no perscription required Resistance to common illness. talky Generic Cia:lis sold here qjpchdcfzbkb re:Got Meds? We GOT EVERYTHíNG! Berg20000, horny as hell hot mommas show it all Love200010, unbelieveable hot moms showing all Maehoward, horny as hell hot mommas show it all Get meds over night - no prescription required
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07-21-2004, 10:20 PM	#2
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07-21-2004, 10:27 PM	#3
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07-21-2004, 11:07 PM	#9
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07-21-2004, 11:13 PM	#12
Chelsea Semi-retired Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 07, 2001 Location: Washington Posts: 5,727	How is it that the girls are getting adds for things like Viagra, Cialis, and, **** Enlargement, and here I sit getting breast growth ads....