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isiahthomas · 07-12-2004, 06:42 PM

This morning i watched Divorce Court & there was this black couple that were gettin a divorce. The thing that was funny about it was the woman is 20 yrs old & her husband is 69 yrs old hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw that they were married. The woman looks good too. Her husband said that they had sex 4-5 times a day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He also said he videotaped them having sex LOL. I know that she only wanted him for his money even though he didn't look like he was wealthy. He said he met her when he was 67 & she was 18. That is so sick. Both of them have mental problems. Judge Maybelline told her that she's a golddigger & she said she isn't a golddigger. Well what should she call herself? I know she wasn't in love with him. The judge asked him what did he have in common with her & he said they liked to go to the movies & go shopping at the mall. The judge asked him how would u feel if a old man his age wanted to marry a daughter her age & he said he would give the old man his blessing. The judge also said to him old people are supposed to teach the young by guiding them in the right way. He said he was guiding her in the right way by having sex with her hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

EmoJoe · 07-12-2004, 07:44 PM

Thats not funny, thats just plain sick!

TheGreatPretender · 07-12-2004, 07:45 PM

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-12-2004, 07:57 PM

LMFAO. I saw that episode about a year ago. It was great.

Brent88 · 07-12-2004, 08:03 PM

Sick.

Brent88 · 07-12-2004, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Rurry007

Thats not funny, thats just plain sick!

Cover your ears. Your too young.

James"Thunder"Early · 07-12-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Brent88
Cover your ears. Your too young.

EmoJoe · 07-12-2004, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by Brent88
Cover your ears. Your too young.

How rude! I learned about that stuff when I was like 8.

EmoJoe · 07-12-2004, 08:39 PM

Once I watched an episode of The Peoples Court where some fat lady walked into a door and busted it down. She also harassed a dog.

Im serious

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Brent88 · 07-12-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Rurry007
How rude! I learned about that stuff when I was like 8.

I was only kidding.

EmoJoe · 07-12-2004, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by Brent88
I was only kidding.

I know

Kay Scarpetta · 07-12-2004, 08:51 PM

Ew gross.

dawsongirl · 07-12-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by isiahthomas
This morning i watched Divorce Court & there was this black couple that were gettin a divorce. The thing that was funny about it was the woman is 20 yrs old & her husband is 69 yrs old hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw that they were married. The woman looks good too. Her husband said that they had sex 4-5 times a day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He also said he videotaped them having sex LOL. I know that she only wanted him for his money even though he didn't look like he was wealthy. He said he met her when he was 67 & she was 18. That is so sick. Both of them have mental problems. Judge Maybelline told her that she's a golddigger & she said she isn't a golddigger. Well what should she call herself? I know she wasn't in love with him. The judge asked him what did he have in common with her & he said they liked to go to the movies & go shopping at the mall. The judge asked him how would u feel if a old man his age wanted to marry a daughter her age & he said he would give the old man his blessing. The judge also said to him old people are supposed to teach the young by guiding them in the right way. He said he was guiding her in the right way by having sex with her hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Come here little girl...I got a thing or two to teach you.

What a couple losers.

crystals · 07-13-2004, 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by isiahthomas
This morning i watched Divorce Court & there was this black couple that were gettin a divorce. The thing that was funny about it was the woman is 20 yrs old & her husband is 69 yrs old hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw that they were married. The woman looks good too. Her husband said that they had sex 4-5 times a day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He also said he videotaped them having sex LOL. I know that she only wanted him for his money even though he didn't look like he was wealthy. He said he met her when he was 67 & she was 18.

That is sick! That guy is like 49 years her senior.

That guy is old enough to be her father. Ew! That is just disgusting!

Hollow · 07-13-2004, 02:33 AM

there's alot of couples like that on "we're opposite but madly in love" episodes of maury.

07-12-2004, 06:42 PM	#1
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Divorce Court This Morning Was Funny This morning i watched Divorce Court & there was this black couple that were gettin a divorce. The thing that was funny about it was the woman is 20 yrs old & her husband is 69 yrs old hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw that they were married. The woman looks good too. Her husband said that they had sex 4-5 times a day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He also said he videotaped them having sex LOL. I know that she only wanted him for his money even though he didn't look like he was wealthy. He said he met her when he was 67 & she was 18. That is so sick. Both of them have mental problems. Judge Maybelline told her that she's a golddigger & she said she isn't a golddigger. Well what should she call herself? I know she wasn't in love with him. The judge asked him what did he have in common with her & he said they liked to go to the movies & go shopping at the mall. The judge asked him how would u feel if a old man his age wanted to marry a daughter her age & he said he would give the old man his blessing. The judge also said to him old people are supposed to teach the young by guiding them in the right way. He said he was guiding her in the right way by having sex with her hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

07-12-2004, 07:44 PM	#2
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07-12-2004, 07:45 PM	#3
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07-12-2004, 07:57 PM	#4
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07-12-2004, 08:03 PM	#5
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	Sick.
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07-12-2004, 08:39 PM	#9
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Once I watched an episode of The Peoples Court where some fat lady walked into a door and busted it down. She also harassed a dog. Im serious .

07-12-2004, 08:51 PM	#12
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Ew gross.
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07-13-2004, 02:33 AM	#15
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	there's alot of couples like that on "we're opposite but madly in love" episodes of maury.