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hawaii five-o · 07-11-2004, 03:42 PM

June: "I really don't feel like doing the dinner dishes. I'll just leave them until morning."

Eddie:"Gee, Mrs. Cleaver, that dress makes you look fat."

Gilbert: "Gosh, Beaver, it was my big mouth that got you into this mess. The least I can do is stick around and help you out."

Larry: "If I eat one more apple, I'm gonna barf."

Ward: "June, I've decided to leave you and the boys and run away to Tahiti with Mrs. Mondello."

HaskellGirl · 07-11-2004, 05:55 PM

LOL, Eddie might not say that June looked fat in so many words, but I'm sure he could think of an indirect way of saying it!

desilu #1 · 07-11-2004, 06:36 PM

Ward (to June) Let's fool around baby!

June : I'm on strike!

Beaver : I love girls.

Wally: Eddie, your so full *hit, you better go unload!

Eddie: Gee, Mr. Cleaver, if you ever get sick off Mrs. Cleaver,I'll take her!

Larry: This candy is making me sick!

Mrs. Mondello: Oh who needs Mr. Mondello, I run my house fine without him.

Miss Landers: Sit down and shut up you little twirps!

junecleaver · 07-11-2004, 07:05 PM

June: *uck cooking, we'll just order pizza and doggy burgers!

Ward: (in the episode VOODOO MAGIC) June stop your bitching and get me a beer!

Wally: (to beav) well you are one heck of a pimp Beav

comet97 · 07-12-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by junecleaver
June: *uck cooking, we'll just order pizza and doggy burgers!

Ward: (in the episode VOODOO MAGIC) June stop your bitching and get me a beer!

Wally: (to beav) well you are one heck of a pimp Beav

Sounds kinda like the stuff they're showing on tv nowadays gang! (LOL)

IE: 'Married With Children' & 'That 70s Show' for instance.

… jimmy d.

hawaii five-o · 07-12-2004, 10:22 PM

Beaver: "May I please have some more brussel sprouts???"

June: "That Eddie Haskell is a fine young man. I wish Wally were more like him."

Whitey: "I'm the tallest kid in my class."

comet97 · 07-12-2004, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by hawaii five-o
Beaver: "May I please have some more brussel sprouts???"

June: "That Eddie Haskell is a fine young man. I wish Wally were more like him."

Whitey: "I'm the tallest kid in my class."

How about these?

Teenage Wally: I liked my hair style much better when I was a little kid.

Ward: Wally,did you cut the lawn like I told you to?
Wally: Nope! let the Beave do it pop!

June: You'll be late for school if you don't hurry up and eat your breakfast boys.

Beaver: Ah mom lighten up will ya'?
We got lots of time.

Beaver: I sure hoe they have a lot of pretty gils at the party. I'll kiss em' all.

comet97 · 07-13-2004, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by junecleaver
June: *uck cooking, we'll just order pizza and doggy burgers!

Ward: (in the episode VOODOO MAGIC) June stop your bitching and get me a beer!

Wally: (to beav) well you are one heck of a pimp Beav

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Here's one taken from a joke.

June was working in the kitchen, listening to her young son Beaver playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop,and Beaver saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks."

Horrified, June went in and told Beaver, "We don't use that kind of language in this house young man.
Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two long hours later, Beaver came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & June heard Beaver say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears Beaver continue,
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As June began to smile, the Beaver added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the bitch in the kitchen." Her name is June! Can't miss her folks!
She's the one with the high heals and pearls around her skinny neck.

(LOL)

comet97 · 07-13-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by hawaii five-o
June: "I really don't feel like doing the dinner dishes. I'll just leave them until morning."

Eddie:"Gee, Mrs. Cleaver, that dress makes you look fat."

Gilbert: "Gosh, Beaver, it was my big mouth that got you into this mess. The least I can do is stick around and help you out."

Larry: "If I eat one more apple, I'm gonna barf."

Ward: "June, I've decided to leave you and the boys and run away to Tahiti with Mrs. Mondello."

Richard: Officer, I broke that window in the ole' house. My name is Richard Rickover.

Eddie: Lumpy and I wouldn't think of cheating on a test!.

Eddie: Here wally,here's two dollars for gas!

Larry: I know you would rather buy that bow and arrow set Beave,but I think you should buy the camera for Wally's Birthday instead.

Ward: Fred,you are one ignorant bastard,you know that?

Judy: You are the nictest boy in our school Beaver. I like you a whole lot.

Fire Chief: I don't care if this whole stickin' town burns down!
I ain't movin' off a my easy chair for nobody by gum!

Miss Canfielf: Open your books,and shut your mouths people!
I ain't havin' such a good day today!

07-11-2004, 03:42 PM	#1
hawaii five-o Book 'Em, Dano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 27, 2003 Location: At home, eating cereal straight out of the box Posts: 1,406	Some Things That the Characters Would Never Say in a Million Years... June: "I really don't feel like doing the dinner dishes. I'll just leave them until morning." Eddie:"Gee, Mrs. Cleaver, that dress makes you look fat." Gilbert: "Gosh, Beaver, it was my big mouth that got you into this mess. The least I can do is stick around and help you out." Larry: "If I eat one more apple, I'm gonna barf." Ward: "June, I've decided to leave you and the boys and run away to Tahiti with Mrs. Mondello."

07-11-2004, 05:55 PM	#2
HaskellGirl Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Posts: 590	LOL, Eddie might not say that June looked fat in so many words, but I'm sure he could think of an indirect way of saying it!

07-11-2004, 06:36 PM	#3
desilu #1 Lucy/Desi 4-EVER Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 23, 2000 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan USA Posts: 724	Ward (to June) Let's fool around baby! June : I'm on strike! Beaver : I love girls. Wally: Eddie, your so full *hit, you better go unload! Eddie: Gee, Mr. Cleaver, if you ever get sick off Mrs. Cleaver,I'll take her! Larry: This candy is making me sick! Mrs. Mondello: Oh who needs Mr. Mondello, I run my house fine without him. Miss Landers: Sit down and shut up you little twirps!

07-11-2004, 07:05 PM	#4
junecleaver Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 28, 2003 Location: i'm a southerner! :D Posts: 1,298	June: *uck cooking, we'll just order pizza and doggy burgers! Ward: (in the episode VOODOO MAGIC) June stop your bitching and get me a beer! Wally: (to beav) well you are one heck of a pimp Beav

07-12-2004, 10:22 PM	#6
hawaii five-o Book 'Em, Dano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 27, 2003 Location: At home, eating cereal straight out of the box Posts: 1,406	Beaver: "May I please have some more brussel sprouts???" June: "That Eddie Haskell is a fine young man. I wish Wally were more like him." Whitey: "I'm the tallest kid in my class."