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Old 07-05-2001, 06:47 PM   #1
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what were some of your favorite quptes from the show?
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Old 07-05-2001, 06:52 PM   #2
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one of my favorite quotes was from the episode "Who Stole My Watch". It's when Rob is on the phone with the cops after they have told him that they found his watch, they tell him that Laura's jewelry box was stolen too, then Rob says, "Honey, your jewelry box was stolen!" Laura"Really?! I'll go check" then she comes back and rob is still on the phone with the cops and laura says "Honey! My jewelry box was stolen!!" then rob says "I know they recovered it" laura says "Already?! But they're still on the phone!!!" I guess that was a little hard to follow, but it was really funny!

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A few of my fav quotes are:
(Talk to the Snail)
Rob (on the phone talking to a puppet): Jellybean, put Claude on.Oh come on I know he's there!
(Go Tell the Birds and Bees)
Buddy: You know Rob, you're a real parent. I wouldn't know how to be a father.
Sally: talk to Ritchie you'll learn plenty.
(The Sick boy and the Sitter)
Laura: Rob, please put my liver back.

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Old 07-05-2001, 10:14 PM   #4
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From My Part-Time Wife:
Laura: Even a horse gets a lump of sugar.
Rob: How about a linty sourball.
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Old 07-06-2001, 02:42 PM   #5
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what were some of your favorite quptes from the show?
Here are my faves:

Rob (To Laura):It just so happens I know me a little better than you do. I'm with myself almost constantly!

From "Coast to Coast Big Mouth"
Laura:There must be some needy bald people!

"The Sick Boy and the Sitter"
Rob:4 out of 5 doctors agree that the cupcake test is inconclusive.

Mel:Is this the comedy spot? (Pointing to the week's script)
Buddy: No, THIS is the comedy spot. (Points to Mel's head.)

Mel:Alan insists that the heads of his crative staff be at all his meetings.
Buddy:So why does he want you? Your head's not even creative enough to grow hair!



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Kristen, what episode was your first quote from?
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Old 07-07-2001, 08:47 PM   #7
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Kristen, what episode was your first quote from?
I'm not entirely sure, but I *THINK* it's from "A Surprise Surprise is a Surprise" (The one where Laura tries to surprise Rob on his b-day.

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Rob (To Laura):It just so happens I know me a little better than you do. I'm with myself almost constantly!

This quote was from "Who Owes Who What?". It was on TVLand today, and I caught it.
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LoL, I was just going to write that.
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Then we're even. I came to post about MTM & DVD's biographies and saw that you just had. LOL I guess we get our info from the same source.
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