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Chad22 · 07-09-2004, 11:12 PM

Ok, So im sitting here tonight and i open up the fridge to get a soda...And inside i see a buger king bag. The bag does not belong to me, Yet i become intrigued and decide to take a peak in. When i opened it i seen a burger in a wrapper, I Took a peak in the wrapper and saw a delicious Looking Bacon double cheeseburger.

I Knew it wasnt mine, So i decide to go sit down and watch TV And get on the net to try to get it off my mind. Yet....The entire time the burger is stuck in my mind, And no mater how hard i try to block it out....The mouth watering piece of perfection continued to fill my mind.

So then i finally give in and eat the dang thing, Quite delicious i may add, And now i feel bad cause it wasnt mine, Yet i ate it.

This isnt the first case of being over obsessed with it either. You see, I Take great pride in the fact that i go the extra mile to stay clean. I Wash my hands 30 or 40 times a day, Avoid touching disgusting things at all costs, And dont even like to shake hands with people because you never know where they've been. Yet...One day i dropped my burger king burger on the floor, And while part of me told me to throw it away and forget about it....The other part of me could not get my mind off of the tasty treat.

So i went against my beliefs and comitted an act of UNSANITARYNESS Just so i could eat the dang burger...And the worst part is id do it again if i had the chance.

I Think im addicted to Fast Food.

Brent88 · 07-09-2004, 11:14 PM

I love fast food. In fact there are about 5 hamburgers from Burger King in the fridge.

EmoJoe · 07-09-2004, 11:15 PM

Chad22 · 07-09-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by Brent88
I love fast food. In fact there are about 5 hamburgers from Burger King in the fridge.

Its so dang good.

Considering all the weight i've lost in the past year, Its probably not wise to be as obsessed with it as i am.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-09-2004, 11:19 PM

Ok, now Im hungry, And yea, if the floor is clean, and the food is dry, Ill eat it. But it all depends what it is too.

dawsongirl · 07-09-2004, 11:20 PM

Did that dropped burger beat the 5 sec rule? Because, then it wouldn't have been very dirty.

robyrob · 07-09-2004, 11:21 PM

we need to get you into the Cirque Lodge RIGHT AWAY!!!

Chad22 · 07-09-2004, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl
Did that dropped burger beat the 5 sec rule? Because, then it wouldn't have been very dirty.

I Picked it up like a second after droping it, But i still felt like an Unsanitary pig.

Brent88 · 07-09-2004, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by Chad Doody
Its so dang good.

Considering all the weight i've lost in the past year, Its probably not wise to be as obsessed with it as i am.

I don't need to lose weight, that's why about the only thing I eat is junk food.

Hollow · 07-09-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl
Did that dropped burger beat the 5 sec rule? Because, then it wouldn't have been very dirty.

The 5 second rule is just an urban legend.

Brian · 07-09-2004, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by safety pin
The 5 second rule is just an urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/dropped.asp

Cashodeen · 07-09-2004, 11:35 PM

You mean people actually believe the 5 second (or whatever second used) rule? I always thought the majority of people just said it as a joke... with maybe a few who didn't know.

Cashodeen · 07-09-2004, 11:40 PM

Chad, the fact that you'll eat a dirty whopper just proves to me you have a weakness for fast food!

Hollow · 07-09-2004, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cashodeen
You mean people actually believe the 5 second (or whatever second used) rule? I always thought the majority of people just said it as a joke... with maybe a few who didn't know.

Are you serious?

everyone believes it. i don't think i've ever talked to anyone who has doubted it.

Chad22 · 07-09-2004, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cashodeen
Chad, the fact that you'll eat a dirty whopper just proves to me you have a weakness for fast food!

Everybody And everything has a weakness.

Superman = Kryptonite

Vampires = Garlic

Television = Reality Shows

07-09-2004, 11:12 PM	#1
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	I...Have A Problem. Ok, So im sitting here tonight and i open up the fridge to get a soda...And inside i see a buger king bag. The bag does not belong to me, Yet i become intrigued and decide to take a peak in. When i opened it i seen a burger in a wrapper, I Took a peak in the wrapper and saw a delicious Looking Bacon double cheeseburger. I Knew it wasnt mine, So i decide to go sit down and watch TV And get on the net to try to get it off my mind. Yet....The entire time the burger is stuck in my mind, And no mater how hard i try to block it out....The mouth watering piece of perfection continued to fill my mind. So then i finally give in and eat the dang thing, Quite delicious i may add, And now i feel bad cause it wasnt mine, Yet i ate it. This isnt the first case of being over obsessed with it either. You see, I Take great pride in the fact that i go the extra mile to stay clean. I Wash my hands 30 or 40 times a day, Avoid touching disgusting things at all costs, And dont even like to shake hands with people because you never know where they've been. Yet...One day i dropped my burger king burger on the floor, And while part of me told me to throw it away and forget about it....The other part of me could not get my mind off of the tasty treat. So i went against my beliefs and comitted an act of UNSANITARYNESS Just so i could eat the dang burger...And the worst part is id do it again if i had the chance. I Think im addicted to Fast Food.

07-09-2004, 11:14 PM	#2
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	I love fast food. In fact there are about 5 hamburgers from Burger King in the fridge.
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07-09-2004, 11:15 PM	#3
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07-09-2004, 11:21 PM	#7
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07-09-2004, 11:20 PM	#6
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Did that dropped burger beat the 5 sec rule? Because, then it wouldn't have been very dirty.

07-09-2004, 11:35 PM	#12
Cashodeen Hi. Forum Star Join Date: Aug 30, 2001 Posts: 11,363	You mean people actually believe the 5 second (or whatever second used) rule? I always thought the majority of people just said it as a joke... with maybe a few who didn't know.

07-09-2004, 11:40 PM	#13
Cashodeen Hi. Forum Star Join Date: Aug 30, 2001 Posts: 11,363	Chad, the fact that you'll eat a dirty whopper just proves to me you have a weakness for fast food!