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Kazza · 07-08-2004, 10:28 PM

Horneytown, North Carolina

Whynot, North Carolina

Hicksville, Ohio

Knockemstiff, Ohio

Slaughterville, Oklahoma

Idiotville, Oregon

Virginville, Pennsylvania

Sweet Lips, Tennessee

Ding Dong, Texas

Looneyville, Texas

Butts, Virginia

Imalone, Wisconsin

Toad Suck, Texas

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Unalaska, Alaska

French Lick, Indiana

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 07-08-2004, 10:36 PM

Are those real?

I wish I lived in a place called Butt.

TheHappyBurgerMeister · 07-08-2004, 10:37 PM

Hilarious! But I know I've seen that list a bunch of times. I live in WI, but have never heard of Imalone, WI. I should go find where it is and then I'll be alone. OK.... that was stupid

Hollow · 07-08-2004, 10:41 PM

i wish i lived in idiotville. i belong there.

Kazza · 07-08-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by TheHappyBurgerMeister
Hilarious! But I know I've seen that list a bunch of times. I live in WI, but have never heard of Imalone, WI. I should go find where it is and then I'll be alone. OK.... that was stupid

Are you sure you've never heard of Imalone, WI?? Check again

EmoJoe · 07-08-2004, 10:59 PM

Cheesequake, NJ

Brent88 · 07-08-2004, 11:03 PM

Intercourse, Alabama

I'm dead serious.

Yes... all those names are real.

dawsongirl · 07-08-2004, 11:09 PM

My Fav is still Hell, MI.

My second fav is What Cheer, IA.

dandelion wine · 07-08-2004, 11:22 PM

Ding Dong - I'll have to check that place out sometime.

There's also Telephone, Texas.

More bizarre town names:

Bacon, IN

Big Rock Candy Mountain, VT

Buttermilk, KS

Chocolate Bayou, TX

Mexican Water, AZ

Oatmeal, TX

Oniontown, PA

Sugar City, ID

Tea, SD

Tortilla Flat, AZ

Two Egg, FL

Dutabi84 · 07-08-2004, 11:25 PM

And of course for us "Jackass" fans, there is...

Mianus, MA

Blair85 · 07-08-2004, 11:35 PM

I'm moving to Ding Dong, Texas...Tee hee. We have a town called Big Ugly, WV. There was a murder there a couple of years ago, and the article in the paper read, "BIG UGLY MAN SHOT" hee, hee: lol: That's awful, but it's funny...Then we have Hookersville, WV. There's also a place called Bergoo.

dandelion wine · 07-08-2004, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Jen1989
That's cool I didn't know that there was a city in Texas called Telephone, there's also a road in Texas called Telephone Road. The Chocolate Bayou TX sounds interesting.

Yeah, I knew about Telephone Road. Telephone is up near Dallas, and I'd really like to check out Chocolate Bayou, too.

PZelda · 07-09-2004, 12:20 AM

New Town, ND

I'm serious! Look it up!

I hear about New Town all the time here.

Kay Scarpetta · 07-09-2004, 12:28 AM

some of those are hilarious

dandelion wine · 07-09-2004, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jen1989
I didn't know that it was in Dallas. I wasn't sure where it was, just thought it was interesting that a street is named Telephone.

The town of Telephone is up near Dallas.

07-08-2004, 10:28 PM	#1
Kazza Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Posts: 3,244	Bizzarre town names Horneytown, North Carolina Whynot, North Carolina Hicksville, Ohio Knockemstiff, Ohio Slaughterville, Oklahoma Idiotville, Oregon Virginville, Pennsylvania Sweet Lips, Tennessee Ding Dong, Texas Looneyville, Texas Butts, Virginia Imalone, Wisconsin Toad Suck, Texas Intercourse, Pennsylvania Unalaska, Alaska French Lick, Indiana

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TheHappyBurgerMeister Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 2,209	Hilarious! But I know I've seen that list a bunch of times. I live in WI, but have never heard of Imalone, WI. I should go find where it is and then I'll be alone. OK.... that was stupid
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Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	i wish i lived in idiotville. i belong there.

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07-08-2004, 11:22 PM	#9
dandelion wine ~ Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 20, 2003 Location: Behind the Couch Posts: 34,967	Ding Dong - I'll have to check that place out sometime. There's also Telephone, Texas. More bizarre town names: Bacon, IN Big Rock Candy Mountain, VT Buttermilk, KS Chocolate Bayou, TX Mexican Water, AZ Oatmeal, TX Oniontown, PA Sugar City, ID Tea, SD Tortilla Flat, AZ Two Egg, FL
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07-08-2004, 11:25 PM	#10
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07-08-2004, 11:35 PM	#11
Blair85 Emmaline Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2000 Location: U.S. Posts: 1,076	I'm moving to Ding Dong, Texas...Tee hee. We have a town called Big Ugly, WV. There was a murder there a couple of years ago, and the article in the paper read, "BIG UGLY MAN SHOT" hee, hee: lol: That's awful, but it's funny...Then we have Hookersville, WV. There's also a place called Bergoo.

07-09-2004, 12:20 AM	#13
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	New Town, ND I'm serious! Look it up! I hear about New Town all the time here.
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07-09-2004, 12:28 AM	#14
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