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Ags2000 · 07-08-2004, 10:07 PM

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S..H.I.T).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training. (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

PZelda · 07-08-2004, 10:21 PM

Dutabi84 · 07-08-2004, 10:24 PM

Hahaha! i'll have to save that for my co workers.

Janice · 07-08-2004, 10:26 PM

Good one Danni.

Hollow · 07-08-2004, 10:30 PM

these boards are officially unfair if this post isn't deleted/edited.

Dutabi84 · 07-08-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by safety pin
these boards are officially unfair if this post isn't deleted/edited.

Why, because of the abbreviations? (Which are of course purely coincidental...)

Hollow · 07-08-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Dutabi84
Why, because of the abbreviations? (Which are of course purely coincidental...)

sara was warned for putting "f*ck" and "sh*t" all over a thread.

Janice · 07-08-2004, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by safety pin
sara was warned for putting "f*ck" and "sh*t" all over a thread.

There's a difference. The F word is never allowed, and wouldn't be allowed in Ag's joke either. This is a silly joke that's not hurting anyone.

If someone is directing the profanity towards another member or in a general rant, that's a different story.

Hollow · 07-08-2004, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by Janice
There's a difference. The F word is never allowed, and wouldn't be allowed in Ag's joke either. This is a silly joke that's not hurting anyone.

If someone is directing the profanity towards another member or in a general rant, that's a different story.

then how come i said "f-ck" one time and you changed it to "****"?

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-08-2004, 10:55 PM

dawsongirl · 07-08-2004, 11:00 PM

I just quit working for those people.

I have to print this off for my dad to take to work. He'll appreciate it.

Brent88 · 07-08-2004, 11:02 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!

Janice · 07-08-2004, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by safety pin
then how come i said "f-ck" one time and you changed it to "****"?

Because I'm out to get you Sarah.

Writing the F word as you described is not allowed. Just write the profanity and let the censoring system filter it out.

Ags posted an innocent joke. Don't start in with an investigation about past warnings, edits or whatever. PM either me or TJ with your issues. Keep it off the boards.

-*Forever*- · 07-08-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Janice
Because I'm out to get you Sarah.

That cracked me up.

Anyways, I kinda thought it'd get closed too, but since it's not...

Oh my Lord...

Brent88 · 07-08-2004, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Janice
Because I'm out to get you Sarah.

I knew it all along.

07-08-2004, 10:07 PM	#1
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	Memo to all employees Memo to all employees: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S..H.I.T). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T) Thank you for your time. Sincerely, The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training. (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

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Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Good one Danni.

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dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,134	I just quit working for those people. I have to print this off for my dad to take to work. He'll appreciate it.