You Might Be A College Student...

[Family Ties Forever!]

YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT...

-If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
-If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
-If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
-If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
-If you get more e-mail than mail.
-If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
-If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (i.e., Olympic Dream Team I or II).
-If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
-If you cannot remember when you last washed our car.
-If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up.
-If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
-If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
-If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
-If you go to Target (or Wal Mart) more than 3 times a week.
-If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free, even though it sucks."
-If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
-If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
-If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
-If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
-If your social life consists of a date with the library.
-If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
-If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
-If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
-If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
-If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
-If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
-If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
-If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
-If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
-If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
-If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
-If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
-If you've learned to ignore/sleep through fire alarms
-If you're more likely to bring shower shoes than a towel when you bathe
-If finding urine/vomit/trash bags in the elevator doesn't phase you
-If you pay more for books than you do for food
-If "seeing the world" means venturing 10 minutes off campus
-If you've come to believe that all they teach in the Police Academy is how to write traffic tickets
-If the idea of classes on Friday boggles your mind
-If you've forgotten when school ended in June instead of May
-If you wear your flip flops in the shower at home.
-If you continue to dial 9 before calling anyone

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Jen1989


-If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
-If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
-If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
-If you get more e-mail than mail.
-If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
-If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
-If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
-If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
-If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
-If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
-If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
-If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
-If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
-If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
-If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
-If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
-If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.

Sadly those all apply to me, and I'm only a sophmore...

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by Jen1989
YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT...

-If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen. (It's a rip off if it's more than 25 cents for a cup of Ramen)
-If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. (Well, not exactly 45 cents, but still )
-If you get more e-mail than mail. (And you check it every 5 minutes, too, just cos your amazed at how fast internet service is on campus.)
-If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
-If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up.
-If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
-If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
-If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
-If you go to Target (or Wal Mart) more than 3 times a week.
-If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free, even though it sucks."
-If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
-If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them. (Washing clothes was never a priority. I think I did it a total of 5 times in the whole year, since I went home like every other month)
-If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap. ( Oh God, this is like reading an autobiography )
-If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
-If you celebrate when you find a quarter. (Sad )
-If you've learned to ignore/sleep through fire alarms
-If you're more likely to bring shower shoes than a towel when you bathe
-If finding urine/vomit/trash bags in the elevator doesn't phase you (After a while, you just expect it)
-If you pay more for books than you do for food
-If the idea of classes on Friday boggles your mind
-If you've forgotten when school ended in June instead of May
-You continue to dial 9 before calling anyone (This one I win by default since I HAVE to dial a 9 before calling anyone. However, the cell has come and rescued me from that.)

[Chelsea]

-If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
-If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
-If you get more e-mail than mail.
-If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
-If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
-If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up.
-If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
-If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
-If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
-If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
-If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
-If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
-If you celebrate when you find a quarter..
-If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
-If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
-If you've learned to ignore/sleep through fire alarms
-If you've come to believe that all they teach in the Police Academy is how to write traffic tickets
-You wear your flip flops in the shower at home.
-You continue to dial 9 before calling anyone

[PZelda]

Half of those apply to me.

[dawsongirl]

I was so spoiled...I lived at home for 4 years. All the laundry I needed.

But these apply to me.

-If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
-If you get more e-mail than mail.
-If you cannot remember when you last washed our car.
-If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
-If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
-If you go to Target (or Wal Mart) more than 3 times a week.
-If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free, even though it sucks."
-If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
-If your social life consists of a date with the library.
-If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
-If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
-If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
-If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
-If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
-If you've learned to ignore/sleep through fire alarms
-If you're more likely to bring shower shoes than a towel when you bathe
-If you pay more for books than you do for food
-If the idea of classes on Friday boggles your mind
-If you've forgotten when school ended in June instead of May