Summer Vacation

[Cactus Jack]

Cast :
David Lewis - Jack Wilson
Ethan Stevens - Lucas Beatty
Ben Marsden - Chad Doody
Warren Noone - TF
Suzy Noone - MG
Sonny DeGarmo - David
Erin Hawn - YoliUSA
Katie Fey - Ashlee ( A TV People )
Raymond Lewis - Don Most
Ted Lewis - Alan Ruck
Marge Lewis - Linda Purl
Bob Kane - Anson Williams
Carol Kane - Beverly D'Angelo
Micheal Kane - Ryan Pinkston
Candy Kane - Amy Davidson
Sugar Kane - Linsday Lohan
Hotel Manager - Tom Hanks
John Gorgabong - Chris Kattan
Emcee at Party - Peter Scolari
Principal Marshall - John Cusack
Mrs. Crane - Joan Cusack
Boy - Andrew Lawrence
Girl - Alexa Vega
Surfer #1 - Chad Micheal murray
Surfer #2 - Matthew Lawrence
Guy - Ethan Embry
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SUMMER VACATION


*The movie starts off as David is in his room, his room is filled with posters of bands like Gary Lewis and the Playboys, the Beatles, Herman’s Hermits and other bands he likes, its just your average 15 year old’s room, well sorta*

David’s voice as narrator : Hi, I’m David Lewis, Im a 15 year old, I live in Dallas, Texas, and I go to Seacrest High School, NO its not named after the host of “American Idol”, it was built years before the show came out. Im a freshman, well almost a 10th grader , see I just spent an awesome summer vacation. It all starts on the last week of school

*Setting : inside of school, Ethan Stevens walks up to David*


Ethan : DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey!

David : Hey, Ethan, whats up?

Ethan : Uhh the ceiling

*They both laugh*

David : Told you NEVER to steal my catchphrase, just kidding

*Both laugh again*

David, narrating again : That’s my best friend and long lost twin Ethan Stevens, he’s my “long lost twin” cause we both like the stuff, we’ve known each other since kinder , lived in the same neighborhood. We get teased a lot , I get asked If Im related to Gary Lewis or Jerry Lewis, or Jon Peter Lewis or Jerry Lee Lewis, he gets called EVEN Stevens sometimes, ya know like the show?


*Two girls come up to David and Ethan , one is carrying a binder with pictures of Ashton Kutcher and Ralph Malph on it , one has a binder with Jimmy Fallon and SNL pics scattered everywhere*

Katie : Hey, guys what up? Oh I know, the ceiling?

David : Right! So hows it going? Got any summer plans?

Ethan : Hmmmmmmm, not that I can think of

David : Me neither

Erin : Me neither

David, narrating again : That’s Erin and Katie, Katie a 10th grader, Erin’s a freshman, we’ve all known each other since like elementary, and you haven’t met all my friends yet

*Three seniors, Ben, Sonny and Warren walk up to them*

David : Hey, guys!

Ben : What’s up?

Sonny : BEN! *elbows his arm* You know it’s the ceiling , right?

Ben : Yeah! Also the sky, and the opposite of down

Warren : And anything that’s not down!

All : Right!

David, narrating again : Those are our other friends, they are seniors, we have lots more, but that wouldn’t be too exciting of a movie about the awesome summer we just had!

*different setting, last day of school, auditorium*


Principal Marshall :…..now, let’s all have a great summer

All the students in auditorium : YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Outside the school David, Ethan, Katie, Erin, Sonny, Ben, and Warren are talking, David has come up with a plan )

David : I got a plan, let’s spend a whole summer together!


All : Yay! Where?

David : California?

All : Alright!


*At home*

David : Mom, Dad, you know that trip me and the guys planned?
Mr. Lewis : Yup , great idea!

Mrs. Lewis : You guys might need some adult supervision though

David : Ah, I se, well who?

Mr. Lewis : How about Uncle Raymond?

David : Sounds good!

Mrs. Lewis : Yes! Sounds great!

Mr. Lewis : Okay, ill call him
*on phone*
Raymond : Hey, Hey, Hey! Ted, whats up?

Mr. Lewis : Raymond, my kid and his friends are taking a vacation together , and they want you with them

Raymond : It’s a pleasure!

* Raymond arrives*

Katie : So , your uncle is gonna be with us?

David : Yeah, don’t worry, he’s cool, youll like him

Erin : I hope we do

David : You will

Ethan : Here he is! In the house!

Raymond : Hello, guys! Well, hey David, Ethan, Katie, Erin, Warren , Sonny and Ben, whats up? Besides the ceiling

*all laugh*

Raymond : Ok, lets go!



David, narrating : So, we went to California, , and Warren had to bring his little sister too. Id tell more, but, hey lets just get to the airport part. We went to the DFW airport on June 2nd


*in the car*

David : This is so exciting!

Ethan : I know! Ive never been to California before!

Ben : I have, wait no I haven’t

Sonny : *slaps Ben jokingly* You are SUCH a Potsie

Warren : Hey, stop calling me by my nickname

*all laugh*

*Cab driver turns on radio, “Vacation” by The Go Gos plays*

David : I love this song!

Ethan : Who doesn’t?

Suzy : Ive never heard it!

Ben : Well, now you have!

Sonny and Warren : Right!

Cab Driver : Okay, here we are! Enjoy your flight!

Katie : Okay, here’s our gate

Erin : Yeah!

*all go to their gate to go on the plane*

David, narrating again : Okay, so we got on the plane, but just when you thought nothing would be strange, well, let me tell ya ‘bout the plane, whoo,

*all get on the plane*

David : Yay! I got a window seat!

Passenger ( to Raymond) : Excuse me, sir, but could you please move so that I can sit by my wife?
Raymond : Maybe I WANT to sit by your wife

*everyone laughs*


*all put bags in compartment and under seats as the pilot talks*


Captain, voice over : We will be taking off as soon as possible, please take your seats…(voice over continues)



Warren : Ben

Ben : Yes?

Warren : See that flight attendant, she looks very pretty


Sonny : Yes she does

Ethan : David, this was a great idea


David : Thanks! Now, lets enjoy the flight




Suzy : OH MY GOSH! ITS CLAY AIKEN! *whispering* CLAY? CLAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Man : Im not Clay my name is John Gorgabong, Im a movie critic

Suzy : But you look like Clay from behind

Man : I know, so who are you?

Suzy : Suzy Noone , my older brother is over there , Warren Noone

John : Ah cool, where are you going?

Suzy : California, one of Warren’s friends planned the trip,

John : That’s cool, well, thanks!

*Warren walks up to Suzy*
Warren : Who was that man you were talking to?

Suzy : John Gorgabong, a movie critic

Warren : JOHN GORGABONG?!?!?!!?!?!?!? HES ON THIS PLANE?!?!?!?!!??

Suzy : Yes, I thought it was Clay Aiken from behind

Warren : John does NOT look like Clay

Suzy : No he doesn’t

*Warren goes back to tell the others that movie critic John Gorgabong is on the plane*

John ( to self) : Crazy kids

Raymond : Ethan?

Ethan : Yes, Mr. David’s uncle

Raymond : You can call me Ray

Ethan : Ok, whos that man that looks like Clay Aiken?

Raymond : *laughs* That’s john Gorgabong

Ethan : Oh yeah!

*over intercom*
Captain : We will be landing shortly!

Raymond : This oughta be fun!

*all get off plane, get their rental truck and go to their hotel*

Raymond : Here it is, Ill check in

*goes into hotel*
Hotel Manager : Hi sir, may I help you?

Raymond : Yes , Id like to check in, umm 9 people


Hotel Manager : Lucky man, you get one of the big suites up a the


Raymond : Alright! *goes outside* Come on out, kids!


*they go into the suite*

Suzy : Wow, this is big


Ethan : Yeah it sure is big

David : Wow this is huge

Raymond : Its huge, like Aunt Marge times 3

*all laugh*

Raymond : Well, kids what do you wanna do first? *thinks* Wanna go to the beach?

The rest of them : Yeah!

*as they drive to the beach in the rental truck, The Lovin Spoonful’s “Summer in the City” plays*

Raymond : Here we are!

David : Its so sunny

Ethan : Yeah, look some chairs

Raymond : Heh heh, isn’t it great? On the beach, we I haven’t been here in a long time

Warren : Ah, walkin’ on the beach, isn’t this great

Ben : Yep.

Warren : You know? I didn’t think California beaches were this big

Ben : You know, if youd watch more beach movies set in California youd probably know

Warren : LOOK! A man in a leather jacket on waterskis

Ben : This trip has officially jumped the shark.NOT!
*both laugh*

Warren : Yeah, this isn’t Happy Days, and we’re not in Hollywood
Ben : That’s right, we’re in LA

Warren : Yup

Ben : Ooh , look some hot girls in bikinis

Warren : Yeah

Both : (singing) I wish they all could be California Girls

*both laugh*

*they go up to the ladies*

Warren : Hey, girls

Ben : So, whats your name?

Girl : Candy

Ben : That’s a nice name. Whos your friend, Lollipop?
Candy : *laughs* No, her name is Suzy

Warren : Ah, same name as my sister

Candy : Really? Awesome!

Warren : Yeah!

Candy : So. How old are you?

Ben : We’re both 17

Warren : Yeah

Candy : So are you with anybody?

Ben : Yes, our friends, Sonny, David, Ethan, Katie, Erin, his sister Suzy, and David’s uncle Raymond

Candy : Cool

Ben : Yeah


*to another part of the beach*
Sonny : This is fun!

David : Sure is

Ethan : Looks like Ben and Warren chatted up a couple of girls

Sonny : Yeah

David : Let’s go see

All : Yeah!

*they go up*

Ben : Here they come now

Candy : Hey, guys! You must be their friends?

David : Yup, Im David

Ethan : Im than

Sonny : Im Sonny

David : Here shake my hand

Candy : Ok *shakes his hand then gets buzzed*

David : Ha ha! *all laugh*

Candy : That’s funny!


David : Thanks!

Ben : So who do you think is the funniest out of all of us?

Candy : Well, I just met you guys…

David : Yeah, and…

Candy : You and Ben

David : Thanks! We’re the funniest of the teens

Candy : You mean? Their’s someone funnier?

Raymond : Hey, kids! Ooh, a funny contest, Who won?

*all laugh*

Candy : Let me guess, youre the funniest out of all of them?

Raymond : Yes, and who are you?

Candy : Im Candy

Raymond : That’s a sweet name HA HA!

*all laugh*

Candy : Good one! You’re Raymond ,right?

Raymond : Yup

Candy : Nice you meet you!

*another part of the beach*

Erin : Katie, I don’t see a lot of guys around here

Katie : Most of them probably went home, except for the others

Erin : They’re talking to a girl

*they walk up*


Both : Hey, guys!

Candy : You must be Katie and Erin , Im Candy

Katie: Hey

Erin : Hey

Candy : Hey

David : Ya missed it! Ya missed the buzzer!

Erin : Darn!

David : I know

Candy : Well, it was nice meeting you guys, bye!


All : Bye

Raymond : Wanna head back? We’ll come back another time

All : Yeah
*they go back to the hotel*

David : That Candy girl was really nice


Ben : Yeah, and she was hot too

David : Ooh, Ben’s got a crush on somebody

Ben : Oh, you! *hits David jokingly*

*all laugh*

Ethan : Ben and Candy sitting in a…

Ben : STOP THAT’S ELEMENTARY!

Ethan : Oops, sorry

Sonny : Do you really have a crush on her?

Ben : Yes

Sonny : Oooooh

Ben : Shaddup

Sonny : Okay

David : Let’s find a tree and carve it in

Sonny : How? We don’t even know her last name

David : You’re right, if there was some way we could find out

Raymond : Go back and ask her

Ben : Yeah!

Warren : Good idea

Sonny : So, youre really gonna carve a heart in a tree with your initials?

Ben : No, I just met her. Besides, I dont have a crush on her

Sonny : Of course you do

Raymond : Yeah, you just don’t want to admit it

Ben : Seriously, I don’t

David : Okay

Ethan : Okay, case closed, I hope

Ben : YES!

Raymond : I wonder what her last name is, I don’t know

David : Oh, so YOU have a crush on her?

Raymond : No, but she looks familiar

Ben : Candy?

Raymond : Yeah, she looks like one of my old girlfriends

David : *scoffs* You mean new?

*all laugh*

Raymond : Heh, no ,no , see, I had this girlfriend in high school, that sorta looked like Candy.

David : I see

Raymond : Yep, she loved me, we went to the same high school, and we dated a lot. We went to different colleges, I went to one in Dallas, she went to one in LA

Ben : We’re in LA

Raymond : Let’s ask her, if she knows what her mom’s maiden name is

Sonny : Yeah!

Raymond : But still, we’re here to have fun, not to see if Candy’s mom is my old high school girlfriend

*all laugh*

David : Ok, so what do you wanna do next?

Raymond : Wanna drive the truck to Disneyland?

Ben : Ok

Raymond : Alright!

David : Yeah

Sonny : Hmm, sounds fun

Raymond : Let’s go!

All : Ok

*they go to Disneyland*

Raymond : Look, its Goofy

Ben : Yeah

David : Look!

Sonny : What?

David : Donald Duck , that’s quack tastic


*all laugh*

Raymond : Yep sure is!

*they go on a ride*

David : Woo-hoo!

Ethan : Yeah this is fun!

Erin : Woo hoo!


Katie : I know!

Ben : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Sonny : Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen has a crush and oN Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyy

Ben : Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaduuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Warren : Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss

David : Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ben : Seriously, shut up!

All : Okay

*all get off ride*


Raymond : I think Candy’s mom just might be that girl

Ben : She just might be


Raymond : Yep


David : So Raymond, what high school did you go to?

Raymond : Same as yours, Seacrest

Sonny : Really?

Raymond : Fun times

Ethan : Cool, was it REALLY fun?

Raymond : Yeah, there was this one teacher named Mr. Connors, he had this really weird laugh

Erin : What did the laugh sound like?

Raymond : Like a really wild laugh

Katie : Ah


Raymond : Yeah

Raymond : it was fun, one time there was this talent show, and they had these judges

David : Yeah?

Raymond : And they were great! But one of them had like these bad critiques

Sonny : Like Simon Cowell?

Raymond : Exactly, except he wasnt British, but he was funny and he talked like a mafia guy, not that he was, but he did like , *in mafia guy voice* That was not very good

*all laugh*

David : So, cool

Raymond : Yup

Sonny : Any bad auditions?

Raymond : Not that I remember

David : Ah


Raymond : Yeah


Raymond : I sure did have fun att hat school


Warren : Was the mascot the seals?

Raymond : Yeah

David : Are you sure it wasn’t SEARS?

*all laugh*

Raymond : Yes, im sure
Erin : That’s cool!

Raymond : Sure is!

Katie : Do you remember the fight song?

Raymond : I think so “ GO! GO! GO! WE’RE THE SEACREST SEALS! NO! NO! NO! WE ARE NO EELS! YES YES! YES! WE ARE SEALS! WE MAKE DEALS! WE MAKE NOISE, WITH OUR HEELS! WE’RE SEALS!”
*all laugh*

David : GREAT job!

Ethan : Yeah!

Sonny : Woo hoo!

Raymond : Thanks!

Ben : That’s right!


Raymond : That’s the ticket

*all laugh*

Raymond : Let’s head back!

All : Yeah!

*in the car*
Raymond : Let’s turn on the radio, how about the oldies station?

All : Yeah!

*Drift Away by Dobie Gray starts playing on the radio*

Raymond : Ah, this is a great one! *starts singing* Day after day, im more confused, yet I look for the light through the pouring rain

David (singing) : You know that's a game that I hate to loose, and I'm feelin' the strain ,ain't it a shame?

All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Ethan ( singing ) : Beginnin' to think that I'm wastin' time , I don’t understand the things I do

Ben ( singing ) : The world outside looks so unkind, now Im countin’ on you , to carry me through

All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Warren (singing ) : And when my mind is free, you know a melody can move me

Sonny ( singing ) : And when I'm feelin' blue ,the guitar's comin' through to soothe me

Katie ( singing) : Thanks for the joy that you've given me

Erin (singing ) : I want you to know I believe in your song



Suzy ( singing) : And rhythm and rhyme and harmony

Raymond (singing, again) : ,you help me along , makin' me strong

All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

David : Oh-ho oh no

All : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul ( David : FREE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUULLLLLLLL) , I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul ( see above in parthesis),, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

David : Hey hey yeah

All : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul ( David : FREE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUULLLLLLLL ) , I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul ( see above in parthesis), I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

David : Na, Na, now won't ya ,won't ya take me oh-ha, take me


*they arrive back at the hotel*

David : That was fun

Sonny : It sure was

Ben : Its hot in here!

Raymond : Okay, Ill open the furnace *opens furnace*

Warren, getting blown over to the other side of he room : WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Raymond : Oops sorry heh heh

*all laugh*
Warren : Its not that hot anymore

David : Yeah, its getting cooler and moving Warren around the room

*all laugh*

Ethan : Yeah, we shouldve been Warren-ed not to open the furnace

*all laugh*

Raymond : Yeah, this has been a fun summer so far

David : Yeah

*We cut to another scene, set in a house. Candy and her parents are there*

Candy’s dad , Mr. Kane : So, Candy, what did you do on the beach today?

Candy : I met these people from Texas

Mr Kane : Cool, what were there names?

Candy : David, Ethan, Ben, Warren, Sonny, Katie, Erin, Suzy, and Raymond

Mrs. Kane : Raymond? I went out with a guy named Raymond in high school, what was his last name?

Candy : He didn’t say, but he was David’s uncle

Mr, Kane : What’s David’s last name?

Candy : Lewis

Mrs. Kane : I went out with a guy named Raymond in high school, what did he look like?

Candy : Red hair, kind of looked like Ralph Malph from Happy Days

Mrs. Kane : I did go out with him! We were inseperable back in high school

Candy : Really?

Mrs. Kane : Oh yes, we went out all four years of high school

Candy : Cool!

Mrs. Kane : He was great! His brothers Ted and Ron were funny too

Candy : Cool

Mrs. Kane : But, we both moved to different colleges, he stayed in Texas, I came here, and met your father

Candy : Would you have married Raymond?

Mrs. Kane : Of course!

Candy : Cool, yeah they were all funny when I met them.

Mrs. Kane : Good, sometimes I wish Id stayed with Raymond, and married him, but that’s how life goes
Candy : Oh

Mrs. Kane : Yeah

Candy : Im glad you guys knew each other, he seems really funny

Mrs. Kane : Oh he is. He was class clown in the class of 1971, Seacrest High

Candy : Cool

Mrs. Kane : Very

Mr. Kane : But we married after college

Mrs. Kane : Yep, and had you and Sugar and Micheal

Michael : Hey guys
Sugar : Hey guys

Mr. Kane : Candy was telling us about people she met on the beach

Michael : Ooh, cool

Candy : Yep, theyre here for a few weeks this summer

Sugar : Cool! I hope we meet them!

Candy : I bet we will

*cut back to the guys at the hotel*
Raymond : Ahh, I wonder what Candy’s last name is

David : Let’s see her again and we’ll check

Ben : Good idea!

Warren : Yeah!

Ethan : Yeah

Sonny : Where will we see her?

Raymond : Maybe the beach?


David : Yeah, I wonder if she likes Drift Away

Ben : Who doesn’t?

David : I know, “Give me the beat boys and free my soul…”

Ethan : Great song.


Raymond : Yep

David : *whistles “Drift Away”*

Raymond : Wanna go to the beach?

All : YEAH!

*they go to the beach*


*at the beach*

David : We’re here again, give me the Beach Boys and free my soul

*all laugh*
Ethan : Good one!


David : Thanks!

Ben : Yeah!

Katie : I think I see someone….


David : The one eyed one horned flying purple people eater?

Katie : *laughs* No, Candy!


David : Yeah!

Sonny : She’s with somebody

Raymond : There’s Candy

*they walk up to her*

Mrs. Kane : RAYMOND LEWIS?!?!?!?!?!?!??

Raymond : Yep!

Carol : Hi, Im Carol Leuschenhupner , my last name is now Kane

Raymond : Ah, you married a man with an easier last name to pronounce

Carol : *laughs* Yes, this is Bob

Bob : Hi, im Bob Kane

Raymond : Hey

Carol : Of course you know Candy

Candy : Yes!

David : Whats her last name?

Candy : Kane

*David and the others start laughing*

Candy : Go ahead, Im used to it, my sister’s name is Sugar, my brother’s name is Micheal

David : Cool!


Ben : Michael Kane?

Michael : Yes, Im sick of people telling me they loved me in “Goldmember” that’s Michael C-A-I-N-E mine is Kane

Warren : Yes, we know

Michael : Good

Raymond : So now we know, its Candy Kane

Sonny : Yep, mystery solved

David : So how old are you, Candy?

Candy : 17, Sugar is 16, Michael is 15


David : Cool, Im 15, Ethan’s 15, Ben, Warren and Sonny are all 17, Erin is 15, Katie is 16

Raymond : and Im 50

Carol : Cool, Im 50 also

Bob : Im 900, nah just kidding, Im 54

Raymond: Good, I was about to say, isn’t she a little young for you?

*all laugh*

Carol : Well, it was nice seeing you again

Raymond : Same for me, ah those were the days

David : “Boy the way Glenn Miller played……”

*all laugh*

David : Day after day im more confuuuuuuuuused

Candy : I love that song!

David : Really? So do we!

Ben : Yep!


Bob : Give me the beat boys…

David : FREE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL

*all laugh*


Raymond : We have a big rental truck

Bob : Cool

Raymond : Yeah

Candy : Wanna see our house?

All : SURE!

*they get in the truck to go to Candy’s house*
David : See what’s on the radio?

Raymond : Okay *turns it on* ooh Bohemian Rhapsody *starts singing*

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

David (singing) : Caught in a landslide to escape from reality

Ethan (singing) : Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

Ben (singing): Im just a cruel boy, I need no sympathy

Warren (singing): Cause Im easy come, easy go, little high, little low

Sonny (singing): Anyway the wind blows, nothing really matters to me

All (singing): TO ME!!!!

Katie (singing): Mama, just killed a man

Erin (singing) : Put a gun against his head

Suzy (singing : : Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead

Carol ( singing ) : Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Bob ( singing ) : Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Candy (singing ) : Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Sugar (singing ) : Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine

Michael (singing ) : Body's aching all the time
Goodbye ev'rybody, I've got to go

David : Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Raymond (singing ) : I see a little silhouetto of a man

David and Ethan (singing ): Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango



Ben and Warren (singing ): Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very fright'ning me

David (singing ): Galileo

Ben (singing) : Galileo

Sonny (singing ) : Galileo
Ethan (singing }: Galileo

David (singing ): (Galileo figaro) Magnifico

Ben (singing ): I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me

The others (singing) : He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Ben (singing ): Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

The others (singing ): Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

Ben (singing ) : Let me go!

Others (singing) : BISMILLAH! We will not let you go


Ben (singing ) : Let me go!

Others (singing) : We will not let you go


Ben (singing ) : Let me go!

Others (singing) : We will not let you go

Ben (singing ) : Let me go

Others (singing) : Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia)
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub, has a devil put aside for me
For me, for me

David : So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Ben (singing) : Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows


*they arrive at the house *


David : Whoa! Cool house!

Carol : Thanks!

Candy : Wanna see our rooms, guys?

All : Sure!

*they go into her room*

David : Whoa! Its great! I love these posters

Candy : All my favroite bands and movie stars

Sugar : Here’s my room. As you can see Im a Justin Timberlake fan

Ben : He’s making a country album

Sugar : Really?

David : Yeah here’s the cover *laughs as he shows it to her*


Sugar : That’s not real that’s fake

David : I know I was kidding! Ha ha ha ha ha *him and the others laugh*

Michael : Ok, come see my room

*they go in there*

David : WHOA! That stereo is RAD!

Ben : Yeah, dude, RAD

Michael : Thanks, Jeff Spicoli, ha ha, just kiddin

*all laugh*

Michael : Ok, I think I have the coolest room in the house

All : Ditto!

Michael : Thanks

All : Youre welcome!

Raymond : Now, let’s go downstairs

*they go downstairs*

Bob : Howd ya like the rooms/

Raymond : Great!

Carol : Now, what does everyone want?

David : Ill have some barbecued butterballs topped with some shrimp on the Barbie and Vanilla Coke mixed with syrup, hold the mayo

*all laugh*

David : Just joking, none of us are hungry, but what kind of sodas do ya have?

Bob : Dr. Pepper, Coke ,Pepsi, Vanilla coke, Diet Coke, and some more, oh and Coca Cola

David : Ill have some Dr. Pepper

Ethan : Dr. Pepper

Raymond : Coca Cola

Ben : Coke

Warren : Coke
Sonny : Dr. Pepper

Michael : Vanilla Coke

Katie : Pepsi

Erin : Pepsi, its so 80s

Bob : Sure is, Im gonna have a coca Cola
Candy : Ill have a Dr Pepper

Sugar : Ill have Diet coke

Carol : Il have Coke

*they get their drinks*

Bob : So, what have you guys done here in LA so far?

Raymond : Oh, we went to Disneyland, uh, we also went on the beach a couple times, blew Warren to the other side of the hotel room
*all laugh*

Carol : So Michael, tell them what the name of oyur high school is?


David : Mine is Seacrest

Michael : Whats the motto? Seacrest out?

*all laugh*

Michael : Okay, the name of my high school is. Schwarzenegger High School

David : Cool,is Arnold the principal?

*all laugh*

Candy : No, he’s too busy governing

Sonny : That’s right!

David : So , are we gonna go to the beach again?


Raymond : Let’s all go!


*they go back to the beach*

David : This is great!

Raymond : Yeah!

*”Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves plays as it shows them doing silly stuff on the beach*

Raymond : Ah, Im gonna lay in the sand

The rest : Ok!


Raymond *lays in sand* : This feels good

Surfer #1 : Hey dude look what they bought out here

Surfer #2 : Wow, a redheaded fish, it loks like man though

Surfer #1 : It’s a man fish

Surfer #2 : Maybe it’s a merman
*both laugh*

Surfer #1 : Let’s cover it with sand

Surfer #2 : This is rad, dude

Surfer #1 : I know, excellent

*they cover Raymond with sand and leave*

Raymond : Hmmm, I feel something


David : Look! Ha ha! Someone covered Raymond with sand!

The others : Yeah!
Raymond : *gets up* Ahh someone’s covered me with sand


Surfers : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ( continue screaming as if they just saw a monster come to life

Raymond : Ill get ya guys!

The others : Right behind ya, Raymond!

*them and Raymond chase the surfers in the ocean as the Hawaii Five O theme plays*


*Jaws theme plays as surfers stand there still scared*


Surfer #1 : Uhhh ahhh dude what is that thing?

Surfer #2 : A shark

Surfer #1 : Looks more like merpeople

Surfer #2 : Yeah

*Raymond pops up*

Raymond : Who you calling? MERPEOPLE?

*the others and him chase the surfers again, this time “Wipeout” by The Surfaris plays in the background*

Raymond : Im pooped lets go back

The others : Yeah!

Surfer #1 : That was close, dude

Surfer #2 : Yeah, near death experience , dude

Both : Nah

*back at the hotel*

Raymond : That was fun

David : Yeah!

Ethan : Too bad this is our last week here


Ben : Yeah, I wanted to stay longer

Warren : Me too

Sonny : Yeah, its been fun

Erin : Yeah, I didn’t think it would be fun, cause of Raymond being around

Raymond : Thanks, so what do you think now?

Katie : If you hadn’t come, I don’t know who we wouldve gotten

Raymond : Thanks, I was the one picked though


David : We could tell everyone about our trip!

Ben : Yeah!

Erin : You think our parents would buy the stories about the surfers thinking we were sharks?

Raymond : Yeah, David’s dad is my brother, and he’d believe tsuff like that

Katie : Good!

*Hotel Manager comes up*

Manager : Hi, we’re having a party here we were wondering if youd like to check it out

All : Sure!

Manager : Ok!

*at the party*

David : Great party!

Raymond : Yeah!

Emcee : And now Eileen Tureen

*she comes out on stage*

Eileen : Im gonna sing a song

*”Summertime” starts playing*


David : Good choice

Ben : I wonder if we can spice it up a bit

Raymond : Me too

David : Although this is a good song

Ethan : Yeah

Sonny : Someone ask for a requets

David : OK


Eileen : Im taking any requests

David : Yeah, do you know Dancing in the Streets?

The others : Good choice!!!

*”Dancing in the Streets”*

Eilen (singing ) : Callin´ out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer´s here and the time is right
For dancin´ in the street
There dancin´ in Chicago (dancin´ in the street)
Down in New Orleans (dancin´ in the street)
In New York City (dancin´ in the street)

All we need is music (sweet sweet) sweet (sweet sweet) music
They´ll be music (music) everywhere (everywhere)
They´ll be swingin´ and swayin´ and records playin´
Dancin´ a in the street

Aw, it doesn´t matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on every guy
Grab a girl, everywhere around the world

We´ll be dancin´
We´re dancin in the street (dancin´ in the street)
This is an invitation across the nation
A chance for folks to meet
They´ll be laughin´, singin´ and music swingin´
We´re dancin´ in the street

Philadelphia, P.A. (dancin´ in the street)
Baltimore and D.C. now (dancin´ in the street)
Can´t forget the Motor City (dancin´ in the street)
All we need is music
(Sweet sweet) sweet music (sweet sweet music)
They´ll be music everwhere (everywhere)
They´ll be swingin´ and swayin´ (swayin´)
And records playin´ (playin´)
Dancin´ in the street

Aw, it doesn´t matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on every guy, grab a girl
Everywhere around the world

We´re dancin´, we´re dancin´ in the street
(Dancin in the street)
Way down in L.A. everyday
We´re dancin´ in the street (in the street)
Let´s form a big strong line
Get in time we´re dancin´ in the street
(Dancin´ in the street)
Fades-
Across the ocean blue, me and you


*song ends, everyone claps*

David : OK, now let’s do a song!


Raymond : Ok, let’s set it up

Ethan : Yeah

Ben : Ok


Raymond : Let’s go

they get stuff ready to go up on stage

Emcee : And now, David Lewis and the Maxims

*applause*

David : Ok 1, 2 1234!

*they start playing “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting”*
David (singing ) : It's getting late have you seen my mates, Ma tell me when the boys get here

Ethan (singing ) : It's seven o'clock and I want to rock

Raymond (singing ) :Want to get a belly full of beer


Ben (singing) : My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care

Warren (singing ) : My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair

Erin : Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline


Katie : Saturday night's alright for fighting

Suzy : Get a little action in


All : P...P...P...P...Packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a woman to see me right
I could use a little muscle to get what I need
I'll drink a fifth of jack and scream out "She's with me!"


Raymond : A couple of the sounds that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike

David : And I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats from the bottom of a glass

Ethan : Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline

Ben : Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in


Warren : Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this town alight

Sonny : Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright



Erin and Katie and Suzy : Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline

All : Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this town alight
Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright

Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday night's alright

Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday night's alright


*song ends, huge crowd reaction*


All : Thanks!



David : That was fun!


Ethan : Yeah!


Raymond : Too bad we’re leaving, I really enjoyed it here

Ben : Yeah

*the next day on the day they leave*

David “ Well, we’re leaving today

Candy : Aw, well it sure was nice meeting you guys



All : Thanks!


The Kanes : Bye!


*they get on the plane to leave*



Raymond : Ohh


David : I sure don’t wanna leave

Ben : I know, it was fun

Ethan : Yeah

David : No , I don’t wanna go back, what if we never see The Kanes again?

Raymond : We will

David : How?

Raymond : Im gonna come back and see if I can make them move to Texas Ha ha

All : Great!



Raymond : Thanks!

*they go home*


Mr. Lewis : I bet they had fun

Mrs Lewis : I hope they did

Mr. Lewis : Yeah, me too


*door opens*



Everyone : We’re home!
\
Ted : How was the trip?

David : Very good!


Raymond : Really fun! And remember that girl I had a crush on in high school she lives there now, is married and has three kids and we met them!

Ted : Cool, so who married her?


David : A guy named Bob Kane

Mrs. Lewis : Cool, what were the kids’ names?


Raymond : Micheal, Candy and Sugar

*all laugh*

Ben : Yep, it was good times


Ted : Cool


David ; So what went on here while we spent a few weeks in California?

Ted : Not much, spent some time with everyone’s parents


Raymond : I bet that was kind of fun


Ted : Yep, it was


Raymond : Cool


Marge ( Mrs. Lewis ) : Im glad you had fun!


All : Yep!


David, narrating again : So after we got back we just did our usual summer stuff, swimming, computer stuff, stuff we do at home. But we did get a surprise one day


*doorbell rings*


Ted : I’ll get it! *opens door*


David : *gasps* GUYS,IT’S THE KANES!!!!


The rest : Yay!


Raymond : Told ya Id bring them over!


David : This is awesome!


Micheal : I know!


Candy : Im so glad we came!


David : Me too!


David, narrating again : So then we all talked and stuff and Raymond told this really funny story about what happened at one of his jobs, see he was a guy that judged building plans one time and….


Raymond (in office ) : Okay, next?


Guy : Here, Mr. Lewis sir are my plans


Raymond : Ok great, let me take a look at them


Guy : Ok


Raymond (looking at plans ): Hmmmm, I see, ok, there’s one small…well not small, no ,one enormous problem, sir


Guy : What is it?


Raymond : There is only one bathroom, on one floor and……*yelling* ONLY ONE TOILET?!?!?!?!?!?

Guy : I thought thatd be enough

Raymond : You THOUGHT?!?!?!?! I don’t ask people to think, Ok if this was one story id understand, but THE BUILDING IS 40 STORIES HIGH! And one bathroom on ONE floor and ONE toilet.


Guy : But….

Raymond : But? But what? No ifs ands or buts or BUTTHEADS are going to give me stuff like this

Guy : im sorry…..

Raymond : You should be, I mean, what if someone has to pee really bad? What if a pregnant woman’s water breaks? HOW WILL THEY GET THERE FAST ENOUGH?

Guy : Th….

Raymond : How?

Guy : They could….

Raymond : How?

Guy : They could w….

Raymond : HOW?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?


Guy : They could use the elevators?

Raymond : Yeah, but…..*looks again* HAHAHAHAH! There ARE NO ELEVATORS?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Guy : I thought there were

Raymond : Non-SENSE! If there’s only steps, how can they get there fast enough?

Guy : Run?

Raymond: You cant run down the stairs! You could trip , fall, break your head open!


Guy : How can a head break?

Raymond : It could!

Guy : Ok! But how many bathrooms does it need?

Raymond : At least two on every floor

Guy : OK, but why not the one?

Raymond : Ok, lets say there’s a big huge line waiting for their turn in the restroom, cause of this and people really have to pee, you don’t want them wetting their pants, do ya?

Guy : No, but wouldn’t one just be easier?

Raymond : Not if you really have to squirt the lemonade out of your hot dog, if you know what I mean

Guy : *laughs* Yeah

Raymond : OK, FIX IT!


Guy : Ok!

Raymond (to self ) : That guy is just so…NERDY I mean one bathroom on one floor and only one toilet, man, that’s really bad


*phone rings*

Raymond : Hello, Raymond Lewis


Ted : Hey, Raymond


Raymond : Hey, Hey, Hey! Ted, whats up?

Mr. Lewis : Raymond, my kid and his friends are taking a vacation together , and they want you with them

Raymond : It’s a pleasure!


Raymond : Ahh, summer vacation, what fun



David, narrating again : So, yeah he made the call right after that happened. Then we got back to school. Sonny’s at the University of Texas in Dallas, Ben and Warren are at the one in Austin. And Ethan, me and Katie and Erin all went back to Seacrest for out sophomore and junior years. Raymond went back to work

*set on first day back at school*


Boy : Ethan! David! How was your summer?

David : Best summer yet

Girl : Cool! Youll have to tell us about it later!

David and Ethan : We will!


David, narrating again : So then our teacher asked our class to do the PERFECT assignment

Teacher : Good morning, class. Let’s write about what we did on our summer vacation

David ( to self ): Alright!

David, narrating : Of course, I wrote about our trip and some of the other stuff. The teacher loved it!

Teacher : David Lewis, very good story!

David : Thanks, Mrs. Crane

David, narrating : Wait! My teacher is Carol Kane’s sister! The one we met in LA! Her maiden name is also Leuschenhupner, this was awesome!


Mrs. Crane : Oh! David, you met my sister? What are her kids like?


David : Theyre great!

Mrs. Crane : Good!

David : Yep!

*movie ends, as credits roll , the original “Drift Away” by Dobie Gray plays*

*After movie ends, we cut to the Lewis’ house where a party is*

David : Hey, park your butts back in your seats, we’re not done with you, welcome to the David Lewis karaoke party!

*music plays*

David : Here’s one of my favorites

David *singing* : Blue jean baby, LA lady ,seamstress for the band, pretty eyes, pirate smile, you’ll marry a music man. Ballerina, you mustve seen her, dancing in the sand, now she’s in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand


*music changes*

Ethan *singing*: Mrs. Brown ,youve got a lovely daughter, girls as sharp as her are something rare, but it’s sad, she doesn’t love me now, she’s made it clear enough, it aint no good to pine


*music changes again*

Ben : It's not unusual to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone,
But when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry, I wanna die

Warren : It's not unusual to go out at any time,
But when I see you out and about it's just a crime,
If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual, it happens every day,
No matter what you say
You'll find it happens all the time


Both : Love will never do, what you want it to
Why can't this crazy love be mine.


*music changes again*

Sonny :
Don't let the sun go down on me
Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me




Erin : You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Katie : Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music’s high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

Both : You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen



*music changes*

Raymond : Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)


Ted : Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cause you're so tough


Bob : It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)




*music changes*







David, Ethan, Ben, Warren and Sonny : Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born
And now it's all right
It's ok and you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

*music changes*



Carol and Marge: Callin´ out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer´s here and the time is right
For dancin´ in the street
There dancin´ in Chicago (dancin´ in the street)
Down in New Orleans (dancin´ in the street)
In New York City (dancin´ in the street)

All we need is music (sweet sweet) sweet (sweet sweet) music
They´ll be music (music) everywhere (everywhere)
They´ll be swingin´ and swayin´ and records playin´
Dancin´ a in the street


*music changes*

David : I've got sunshine
On a cloudy day.
Ethan : When it’s cold outside I got the month of May
David, Ethan, Ben, Warren and Sonny : Wel,, I guess, ypu’ll sya, hwat can make me feel this way
My girl ( my girl )
Talkin’ bout My Girl ( my girl )

*music changes*
David : If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Ethan : Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
Ben : I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
Everyone : The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby, {a Love Shack bay-bee}.
Love shack, baby love shack, love shack, baby love shack, love shack. {love baby, that's where it's at) love shack {love baby, that's where it's at)

All : LOVE SHACK!

*party ends*

*credits show the songs listed , then we cut to David again*

David : Youre still here? The movie and party’s over! Go home! Go!

The end

[Small Wonderian]

Great story, Jack!!!!

[Zuzzy]

Good story
I loved the music you included

[Cactus Jack]

Thanks Anthony and Zoie!

[Small Wonderian]

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Thanks Anthony and Zoie!

You're welcome.


Any chance of making a sequel?

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Small Wonderian
You're welcome.


Any chance of making a sequel?

No problem

Yes, actually! There will be one set on Spring Break and a Christmas one!

[Small Wonderian]

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
No problem

Yes, actually! There will be one set on Spring Break and a Christmas one!

Can't wait to read them!!!!

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

Haha, cool.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Small Wonderian
Can't wait to read them!!!!

Awesome!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Haha, cool.

Thanks!

[David]

Took me long to read, but that was great Jack! Really good job! All the Idol and music stuff were good, and the characters really hit as well!

[David]

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
No problem

Yes, actually! There will be one set on Spring Break and a Christmas one!

That should be interesting

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by David
Took me long to read, but that was great Jack! Really good job! All the Idol and music stuff were good, and the characters really hit as well!

THanks!

[David]

from HD

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
BTW David what were your fav parts? Who were your fav characters?

-I had a lot, don't really have an ultimate fave though, but i liked a lot, like the airplane seen (where they THINK they see Clay)
-I liked the end with all the singing That was cool

-Characters - David, Ethan, Sonny and Ben were all cool. They were a good group of friends.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by David
from HD


-I had a lot, don't really have an ultimate fave though, but i liked a lot, like the airplane seen (where they THINK they see Clay)
-I liked the end with all the singing That was cool

-Characters - David, Ethan, Sonny and Ben were all cool. They were a good group of friends.

Thanks!