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Mr. Garrett · 11-24-2001, 04:40 AM

1) It's not a good idea to pour beer on an undercover cop.

2) You paint it, you live in it! (reference to the paint fight!)

3) Guys who want movie tickets are perverts!

4) Always be nice to the 6th Beatle because he will find a way to screw your competition if you do!

and the most important of all...

5) NICE GIRLS DON'T THROW TREES!!!

L8ER!

Mr. Garrett

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I am NOT going to be known as Sexy Lingere!
Jo

Peekskill citizen · 11-24-2001, 01:16 PM

That's funny, I'll try to think of some! I like the Star Wars poster of this! Maybe if we could get enough from anyone I could make a mini poster!

ks · 11-24-2001, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by Peekskill citizen:
That's funny, I'll try to think of some! I like the Star Wars poster of this! Maybe if we could get enough from anyone I could make a mini poster!

Cool! I'll try and think of some too. What Star Wars poster are you reffering to?

ks

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FolFanatic151 · 11-24-2001, 05:47 PM

6.) Always check to make sure that the car is in park before you start a car.

ks · 11-24-2001, 07:39 PM

7) If I harrass the mail monitor I won't be getting my mail anytime soon.

ks

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 11-24-2001, 10:15 PM

8.) quuuuiiiieeeettt!!!

9.) we are in trouuuubblleeee!!!!

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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it!
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IM me using piggy2111
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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I'm a sports pro------crastinator.-Cathy
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Dorothy: Get back here you WITHERED OLD SICILLAIN MONKEY!
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The greatest come backs of all time I get from Blair Warner, turn blue! In your Ear! and It all sounds so wholesome, I could barf!
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-Lizzie Marie~!

Warm & Fuzzy · 11-24-2001, 10:34 PM

Never try to find your wrench during an emergency, or else you'll get hit by Mrs. G's frying pan!

ks · 11-24-2001, 11:10 PM

Pack a suitcase just in case of emergencies, such as a FIRE!

ks

11-25-2001, 06:34 PM

Learn morse code for little latchkey kids

Warm & Fuzzy · 11-25-2001, 06:47 PM

If you have a rumor, speard it!

ks · 11-25-2001, 07:08 PM

There isn't such a thing as a 'one of a kind suitcase.'

It even freezes in Florida.

Acting Girl 19 · 11-25-2001, 07:31 PM

Never let a 12-year-old boy name your group, he might pick a really bad one.

FolFanatic151 · 11-25-2001, 08:04 PM

LOL These are all so great!

ks · 11-25-2001, 09:11 PM

It's not wise to break in line just to get to the ladies lounge.

Ags2000 · 11-26-2001, 01:37 AM

If Blair can stand up for herself by smacking a hoodlum upside her head with a mop, then so can I.

D

11-24-2001, 04:40 AM	#1
Mr. Garrett Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 21, 2001 Location: Appleton, Wisconsin, USA Posts: 48	Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Facts of Life! 1) It's not a good idea to pour beer on an undercover cop. 2) You paint it, you live in it! (reference to the paint fight!) 3) Guys who want movie tickets are perverts! 4) Always be nice to the 6th Beatle because he will find a way to screw your competition if you do! and the most important of all... 5) NICE GIRLS DON'T THROW TREES!!! L8ER! Mr. Garrett ------------------ I am NOT going to be known as Sexy Lingere! Jo

11-25-2001, 06:34 PM	#9
CK Guest Posts: n/a	Learn morse code for little latchkey kids
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11-24-2001, 01:16 PM	#2
Peekskill citizen 80's Kid Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 23, 2001 Posts: 163	That's funny, I'll try to think of some! I like the Star Wars poster of this! Maybe if we could get enough from anyone I could make a mini poster!

11-24-2001, 05:47 PM	#4
FolFanatic151 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2001 Posts: 1,019	6.) Always check to make sure that the car is in park before you start a car.

11-24-2001, 07:39 PM	#5
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	7) If I harrass the mail monitor I won't be getting my mail anytime soon. ks

11-24-2001, 10:15 PM	#6
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	8.) quuuuiiiieeeettt!!! 9.) we are in trouuuubblleeee!!!! ------------------ Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas! ********************** my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!! *********************** I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I WILL meet HER!! *********************** I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it! ********************* IM me using piggy2111 ********************* Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!! ********************* I'm a sports pro------crastinator.-Cathy ********************* Dorothy: Get back here you WITHERED OLD SICILLAIN MONKEY! ********************* The greatest come backs of all time I get from Blair Warner, turn blue! In your Ear! and It all sounds so wholesome, I could barf! *********************** -Lizzie Marie~!

11-24-2001, 10:34 PM	#7
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	Never try to find your wrench during an emergency, or else you'll get hit by Mrs. G's frying pan!

11-24-2001, 11:10 PM	#8
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	Pack a suitcase just in case of emergencies, such as a FIRE! ks

11-25-2001, 06:47 PM	#10
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	If you have a rumor, speard it!

11-25-2001, 07:08 PM	#11
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	There isn't such a thing as a 'one of a kind suitcase.' It even freezes in Florida.

11-25-2001, 07:31 PM	#12
Acting Girl 19 Angel...but DEVILISH Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 26, 2001 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 576	Never let a 12-year-old boy name your group, he might pick a really bad one.

11-25-2001, 08:04 PM	#13
FolFanatic151 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2001 Posts: 1,019	LOL These are all so great!

11-25-2001, 09:11 PM	#14
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	It's not wise to break in line just to get to the ladies lounge.

11-26-2001, 01:37 AM	#15
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	If Blair can stand up for herself by smacking a hoodlum upside her head with a mop, then so can I. D