Why men are happier people

[Brent88]

Why Men Are Just Happier People

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president.
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
8. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
9. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
10 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
11. Same work, more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
15. One mood - all the time.
16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
17. You know stuff about tanks.
18. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
23. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. Everything on your face stays it's original color.
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
27. You only have to shave your face and neck.
28. You can play with toys all your life.
29. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
30. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
32. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
33. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
34. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.

So true...

[Kristina]

how fascinating.

[Dutabi84]

I laughed evilishly at #11. Muahahahaha..

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

Number 5...one of these days it'll be wrong.

[Mijada]

Originally posted by Brent88

15. One mood - all the time.

Yeah Right You don't know my boss.

[Pitooey]

Originally posted by Brent88
Why Men Are Just Happier People

2. The garage is all yours. (I SAY NOPE)

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. (NOPE)

13. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100. (AINT IT DISGUSTING..............)

15. One mood - all the time. (NOPE)

16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (NO WAY...........)

22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. (SO TRUE...........)

26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. (OH MY GOODNESS HAHAHAHAHA)

31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. (OH MY GOODNESS.................)

32. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

34. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes. (HOW TRUE........................ HAHAHAHAHA)

So true...

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by Pitooey

JennyLee Welcome back! (I used to be Eric Matthews/Original Prankster/etc.)

[Chain Gang Member]

Number 5...one of these days it'll be wrong.

I wonder if that'll be a good change or a bad change?

[Penny Lane]

Originally posted by Brent88
Why Men Are Just Happier People

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president.
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
8. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
9. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
10 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
11. Same work, more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
15. One mood - all the time.
16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
17. You know stuff about tanks.
18. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
23. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. Everything on your face stays it's original color.
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
27. You only have to shave your face and neck.
28. You can play with toys all your life.
29. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
30. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
32. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
33. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
34. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.

So true...

That sounds like my beloved hubby all right!

[Brent88]

Originally posted by Jackhammer
I wonder if that'll be a good change or a bad change?

Depends on the person, IMO. I think there are some women who would make great Presidents, and some women who would be horrible, just like some men.

[GMunster]

What, I wouldn't mind having a girl show up with NO shirt on, I'd feel perfectly fine with it!

[vienna waits]

Originally posted by Brent88
Depends on the person, IMO. I think there are some women who would make great Presidents, and some women who would be horrible, just like some men.

Hillary Clinton (Roddam) wants it.

[Hollow]

um yeah im a girl and about half of those apply to me. and even if i was a guy i'd be just as miserable as i am now.

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

Originally posted by GMunster
What, I wouldn't mind having a girl show up with NO shirt on, I'd feel perfectly fine with it!

Haha....I think most guys would be fine with that.

I think having a woman president would be a good change...I just don't think we're ready for it.

[Brent88]

Originally posted by GMunster
What, I wouldn't mind having a girl show up with NO shirt on, I'd feel perfectly fine with it!

Oh, me too.