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Orville Kruger · 06-21-2004, 10:20 PM

R: Ain't ya got no Muriels down there?

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R: Norton, what does icky mean? Alice said I was icky.

N: Must mean fat.

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This is my friend Harvey.

N: Hey Ralph, he's even bigger than your friend Shirley.

Honeymooners fans will enjoy this...

powbangzooom · 06-16-2005, 05:14 PM

R: I know there gonna get me Norton, I'ma scared, I'ma scared

E: Ralph you mind if I smoke?
R: I don't care if you burn!

R: You! are a blabber mouth

A: Hello killer. I call you killer because you slay me.
R: I'm calling Belview cause your nuts!

T-Greg · 06-16-2005, 05:43 PM

Ralph- Leave it there, the cat'll get it...(to Alice) leave it there, the cat'll get it....

Alice- I heard..I heard!

howilu · 06-17-2005, 01:32 AM

Ralph: "A man's home is just like a ship. And on this ship I'm the captain. I am the captain of this ship. You are nothing but a lowly third class seaman."

Ralph: I gotta BIIIIIIIIIG MOUTH!!!

Ralph: Homina homina homina homina homina.

TV DVD Fan · 06-17-2005, 07:50 AM

Ralph- What could you possibly need with all these modern amentities?

Game show host- Who composed this song?
Ralph- A humananahumana..... Ed Norton?

pat

Larry Surrell · 06-19-2005, 08:49 PM

Ralph - Remember this Alice...I'm the boss, you're nothing.

Alice - Big deal, you're the boss of nothing.

W.B. · 06-30-2005, 09:46 PM

Ralph: Don't you realize there comes a time in a man's life when he's gotta take a chance? I gotta take a chance, Alice! I have to take a chance! Where we would be if Columbus hadn't taken a chance?
Alice: We'd be in Italy and you'd be telling your friends you know Gina Lollobrigida.
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Ralph: There's an old saying that goes, "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
Norton: Great saying. Who said it?
Ralph: I think it was Natalie Wood.
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Norton: Let me see here there. "Four-letter word for place of dwelling": House. H-O-S-E. You know, that's the trouble with these crossword puzzles, they don't present a challenge, they're too easy.
Alice: Yeah, they're real easy. Easy: E-S-Y.*
* in color version of that routine: E-Z-Y
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Norton: That four-letter word for "bug" ain't right, it's gotta end with a "T."
Ralph: Put down 'nat.' N-A-T.
Alice: Ed . . . 'gnat' is spelled with a 'G'.
Ralph: 'Nat' is spelled N-A-T. Put it down.
Norton: Hey, I gotta go along with Ralph, I got a guy who works in the sewer. He don't spell it with a 'G': Nat Birnbaum.
Ralph: You hear that, Alice? Nat Birnbaum doesn't spell his name with a 'G'.

06-21-2004, 10:20 PM	#1
Orville Kruger Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 16, 2004 Posts: 151	Post your favorite HONEYMOONERS quotes... R: Ain't ya got no Muriels down there? ------ R: Norton, what does icky mean? Alice said I was icky. N: Must mean fat. -------- This is my friend Harvey. N: Hey Ralph, he's even bigger than your friend Shirley. Honeymooners fans will enjoy this...

06-17-2005, 07:50 AM	#5
TV DVD Fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2005 Posts: 2,602	Ralph- What could you possibly need with all these modern amentities? Game show host- Who composed this song? Ralph- A humananahumana..... Ed Norton? pat
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06-16-2005, 05:14 PM	#2
powbangzooom Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 15, 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 254	R: I know there gonna get me Norton, I'ma scared, I'ma scared E: Ralph you mind if I smoke? R: I don't care if you burn! R: You! are a blabber mouth A: Hello killer. I call you killer because you slay me. R: I'm calling Belview cause your nuts!

06-16-2005, 05:43 PM	#3
T-Greg Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,711	Ralph- Leave it there, the cat'll get it...(to Alice) leave it there, the cat'll get it.... Alice- I heard..I heard!

06-17-2005, 01:32 AM	#4
howilu Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 20, 2003 Location: St. Louis Park, MN Posts: 1,962	Ralph: "A man's home is just like a ship. And on this ship I'm the captain. I am the captain of this ship. You are nothing but a lowly third class seaman." Ralph: I gotta BIIIIIIIIIG MOUTH!!! Ralph: Homina homina homina homina homina.

06-19-2005, 08:49 PM	#6
Larry Surrell Ed M. 1918-2006 RIP Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 27, 2003 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 702	Ralph - Remember this Alice...I'm the boss, you're nothing. Alice - Big deal, you're the boss of nothing.

06-30-2005, 09:46 PM	#7
W.B. Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 23, 2005 Location: New York, New York, USA Posts: 389	Ralph: Don't you realize there comes a time in a man's life when he's gotta take a chance? I gotta take a chance, Alice! I have to take a chance! Where we would be if Columbus hadn't taken a chance? Alice: We'd be in Italy and you'd be telling your friends you know Gina Lollobrigida. - - - Ralph: There's an old saying that goes, "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Norton: Great saying. Who said it? Ralph: I think it was Natalie Wood. - - - Norton: Let me see here there. "Four-letter word for place of dwelling": House. H-O-S-E. You know, that's the trouble with these crossword puzzles, they don't present a challenge, they're too easy. Alice: Yeah, they're real easy. Easy: E-S-Y.* * in color version of that routine: E-Z-Y - - - Norton: That four-letter word for "bug" ain't right, it's gotta end with a "T." Ralph: Put down 'nat.' N-A-T. Alice: Ed . . . 'gnat' is spelled with a 'G'. Ralph: 'Nat' is spelled N-A-T. Put it down. Norton: Hey, I gotta go along with Ralph, I got a guy who works in the sewer. He don't spell it with a 'G': Nat Birnbaum. Ralph: You hear that, Alice? Nat Birnbaum doesn't spell his name with a 'G'.