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Tendervittles · 06-21-2004, 08:38 PM

Just the Ten of Us had them all over the place.
The Dinner Test, Wendy wants to go out with a boy and he has to come eat dinner with the family. If dad likes him they can go out. When Dad passes the plate of chicken, he asks potential date, "Breast, or THIGH??" to which potential date replies, "WING".

After a winning football game, the older girls are all sitting on the couch watching t.v. Mom walks by with a tray, saying, "Ok now girls, I'm taking up your dad's yoo hoo and his ho ho's and we don't want to be disturbed!" After she leaves the room, Oldest daughter Marie says, "YOO HOO and HO HO's?? Oh Gosh, she'll be pregnant by morning."

Another episode had "Joey" from friends playing on the school football team, where he gets a crush on Wendy. Coach believes it's this crush that is helping him win the games. So he encourages Wendy to date him, and offers her incentives when she tells him she's not interested. When Elizabeth discovers what's going on, she says "how dare you PIMP your daughter!"

Still another episode has them selling candy for the school fund raiser. The girls walk up to a corner, not noticing the obvious lady of the evening standing there. She says something like, "hey you, move it, this is my corner". Wendy gets it, and tries to get them somewhere else, but Cindy doesn't, so Wendy says, "you guys, we have to go, this is HER CORNER." Cindy asks hooker, "this is your corner?" Hooker says, "YEAH". Cindy asks, "Well then where's your candy?"

When either Cindy or Wendy gets home from a date late, mom opens the door and makes her come inside. Clueless date starts to come onto mom, so she says, "young man, do I have to get out the garden hose?" Boy replies, "KILLER! Lets get wet!"

Their dog was named Hooter.

The episode where they have a costume party at school, and Connie goes as a medieval wench, complete with big boobs. She becomes convinced that a boy likes her because of those, so she continues to wear them everytime she sees him. One date at a restaurant has her bumping into stuffwith them, and then at the table, she knocks over a bowl of soup with them.

Anybody got any others??

06-21-2004, 08:38 PM	#1
Tendervittles Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 06, 2004 Posts: 44	Adult moments over the heads of the kiddies Just the Ten of Us had them all over the place. The Dinner Test, Wendy wants to go out with a boy and he has to come eat dinner with the family. If dad likes him they can go out. When Dad passes the plate of chicken, he asks potential date, "Breast, or THIGH??" to which potential date replies, "WING". After a winning football game, the older girls are all sitting on the couch watching t.v. Mom walks by with a tray, saying, "Ok now girls, I'm taking up your dad's yoo hoo and his ho ho's and we don't want to be disturbed!" After she leaves the room, Oldest daughter Marie says, "YOO HOO and HO HO's?? Oh Gosh, she'll be pregnant by morning." Another episode had "Joey" from friends playing on the school football team, where he gets a crush on Wendy. Coach believes it's this crush that is helping him win the games. So he encourages Wendy to date him, and offers her incentives when she tells him she's not interested. When Elizabeth discovers what's going on, she says "how dare you PIMP your daughter!" Still another episode has them selling candy for the school fund raiser. The girls walk up to a corner, not noticing the obvious lady of the evening standing there. She says something like, "hey you, move it, this is my corner". Wendy gets it, and tries to get them somewhere else, but Cindy doesn't, so Wendy says, "you guys, we have to go, this is HER CORNER." Cindy asks hooker, "this is your corner?" Hooker says, "YEAH". Cindy asks, "Well then where's your candy?" When either Cindy or Wendy gets home from a date late, mom opens the door and makes her come inside. Clueless date starts to come onto mom, so she says, "young man, do I have to get out the garden hose?" Boy replies, "KILLER! Lets get wet!" Their dog was named Hooter. The episode where they have a costume party at school, and Connie goes as a medieval wench, complete with big boobs. She becomes convinced that a boy likes her because of those, so she continues to wear them everytime she sees him. One date at a restaurant has her bumping into stuffwith them, and then at the table, she knocks over a bowl of soup with them. Anybody got any others??