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zuco74 · 06-14-2004, 07:11 PM

What I mean is....

What are some of your favorite funny quotes that were said by the other cast members......

This could be anybody from Gunther to extras......

One Fav of mine is on TOW the Routine, when Rachel asks the one couple dancin up on that platform, how they got up there...And the girl shoots back...

"We learned how to dance....."....

zuco74 · 08-25-2004, 03:15 PM

***bump***

Come on guys, there must be some funny quotes you can think of...

Ohio8 · 03-21-2005, 08:44 PM

Here are several that I like....

Alan: "I've heard schho much about all of you guyschh." (from TOW the Thumb ). Gunther (to Robert): "Hey buddy this is a family place....put the mouse back in the house." (from TOW Monica and Richard are Friends. )
The Vampire (to Ursula): "Buffay, are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places?" Ursula: "Actually, Nosferatool, I was kinda hoping it would be the other way around."/Jill (to Ross): "And you. I throw myself at you and you say 'no'. How gay are you?"

zuco74 · 03-21-2005, 08:52 PM

COOL a reply.....LOL

Ill think of some more to add....

Zvlkx · 03-22-2005, 06:31 PM

David (to Phoebe, after running into her during a brief return from Minsk):

"You know, there's a statue in Minsk that reminds me of you. Actually, it's of Lenin, but at some angles..."

phoebe7165 · 03-22-2005, 08:48 PM

When Joey comes in the coffee house and asks Gunther if he's seen Chandler and Gunther says "I thought you were Chandler".

savy333 · 03-22-2005, 11:32 PM

When Judy tells Ross that Rachel isn't "just some girl you met in a bar and humped"

rossnrach4ever · 04-10-2005, 12:32 AM

Two of my favorites are from the parents of the happy couple..

Monica: These are my parents, Jack and Judy Geller.
Jack: Are you his mother or his father?
Judy: Jack!
Jack: I'm sorry I 've never seen one before.

Charles: Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Nora: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?

margiegirl614 · 05-28-2005, 11:17 PM

Some Eddie lines, like:

"Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?"

"No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?"

I like after Chandler asks Gunther what he does when he's not working at Central Perk and Gunther says something like: You know, you don't have to fill these silences.

And when Chandler asks for a cupaccino and Gunther just says "Good one."

Rachel3118 · 06-28-2005, 03:18 PM

"Oh my god"

mondler4eva · 10-09-2005, 01:19 PM

Amy: Is this Emmett? (pointing to EMMA)
Rachel: Uh..... its Emma.
Amy: Its a girl?

Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.

Ross: Emma.
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Phoebe: PHOE-BE.
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?

Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Monica: That was me.
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog

Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby

man, amy is fantastic lol. i could just recite the whole episode.

DukeDevils9192 · 10-09-2005, 03:39 PM

Amy was definitely awesome. Unlike most guest stars, she didn't need the Friends to make her funny (Janice was great, but what would she be without the reactions the Friends have to her?). She was just absolutely BITING, the kind of humor the show hadn't done since around the fifth season (and maybe even a little before). Truly awesome.

I always liked Jack's, "A girl at my office is a lesbian" for some reason. It's not even that good.

And Alec Baldwin had some pretty funny stuff, though he grows old quickly...the best was, "Ah, classic Ross." Something about the way he delievers that is perfect.

slackermonkey · 10-10-2005, 03:23 AM

Pretty much anything that came from David the Scientist Guy, Amy or Parker (Alec Baldwin's character).

Ohio8 · 07-10-2010, 03:03 PM

Janis's "Oh. My. God." catchphrase.

06-14-2004, 07:11 PM	#1
zuco74 It's Count Rushmore Occasional Poster Join Date: May 03, 2004 Location: Mexicali BC MX Posts: 69	Your Favourite quotes that didnt come from the Friends What I mean is.... What are some of your favorite funny quotes that were said by the other cast members...... This could be anybody from Gunther to extras...... One Fav of mine is on TOW the Routine, when Rachel asks the one couple dancin up on that platform, how they got up there...And the girl shoots back... "We learned how to dance....."....

03-21-2005, 08:44 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,953	Here are several that I like.... Alan: "I've heard schho much about all of you guyschh." (from TOW the Thumb ). Gunther (to Robert): "Hey buddy this is a family place....put the mouse back in the house." (from TOW Monica and Richard are Friends. ) The Vampire (to Ursula): "Buffay, are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places?" Ursula: "Actually, Nosferatool, I was kinda hoping it would be the other way around."/Jill (to Ross): "And you. I throw myself at you and you say 'no'. How gay are you?"
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03-22-2005, 08:48 PM	#6
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	When Joey comes in the coffee house and asks Gunther if he's seen Chandler and Gunther says "I thought you were Chandler".
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03-22-2005, 11:32 PM	#7
savy333 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Posts: 221	When Judy tells Ross that Rachel isn't "just some girl you met in a bar and humped"
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06-28-2005, 03:18 PM	#10
Rachel3118 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 13, 2005 Posts: 1,768	"Oh my god"
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08-25-2004, 03:15 PM	#2
zuco74 It's Count Rushmore Occasional Poster Join Date: May 03, 2004 Location: Mexicali BC MX Posts: 69	*bump* Come on guys, there must be some funny quotes you can think of...

03-21-2005, 08:52 PM	#4
zuco74 It's Count Rushmore Occasional Poster Join Date: May 03, 2004 Location: Mexicali BC MX Posts: 69	COOL a reply.....LOL Ill think of some more to add....

03-22-2005, 06:31 PM	#5
Zvlkx Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 11, 2005 Posts: 10	David (to Phoebe, after running into her during a brief return from Minsk): "You know, there's a statue in Minsk that reminds me of you. Actually, it's of Lenin, but at some angles..."

04-10-2005, 12:32 AM	#8
rossnrach4ever Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 18, 2004 Location: corner of bedford and grove Posts: 133	Two of my favorites are from the parents of the happy couple.. Monica: These are my parents, Jack and Judy Geller. Jack: Are you his mother or his father? Judy: Jack! Jack: I'm sorry I 've never seen one before. Charles: Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that? Nora: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?

05-28-2005, 11:17 PM	#9
margiegirl614 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 08, 2005 Posts: 17	Some Eddie lines, like: "Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?" "No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?" I like after Chandler asks Gunther what he does when he's not working at Central Perk and Gunther says something like: You know, you don't have to fill these silences. And when Chandler asks for a cupaccino and Gunther just says "Good one."

10-09-2005, 01:19 PM	#11
mondler4eva Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 09, 2005 Posts: 9	Amy: Is this Emmett? (pointing to EMMA) Rachel: Uh..... its Emma. Amy: Its a girl? Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died. Ross: Emma. Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you. Phoebe: PHOE-BE. Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise? Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat. Monica: That was me. Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby man, amy is fantastic lol. i could just recite the whole episode.
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10-09-2005, 03:39 PM	#12
DukeDevils9192 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 22, 2004 Posts: 287	Amy was definitely awesome. Unlike most guest stars, she didn't need the Friends to make her funny (Janice was great, but what would she be without the reactions the Friends have to her?). She was just absolutely BITING, the kind of humor the show hadn't done since around the fifth season (and maybe even a little before). Truly awesome. I always liked Jack's, "A girl at my office is a lesbian" for some reason. It's not even that good. And Alec Baldwin had some pretty funny stuff, though he grows old quickly...the best was, "Ah, classic Ross." Something about the way he delievers that is perfect.

10-10-2005, 03:23 AM	#13
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	Pretty much anything that came from David the Scientist Guy, Amy or Parker (Alec Baldwin's character).
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07-10-2010, 03:03 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,953	Janis's "Oh. My. God." catchphrase.