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TheGreatPretender · 06-14-2004, 05:12 PM

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"
Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"

http://www.getannoyed.com/publicbathroom.htm

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 06-14-2004, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"

I love the glass eye one.

Nanny Fine · 06-14-2004, 06:30 PM

I hate using public bathrooms. What a nightmare.

crystals · 06-15-2004, 06:08 AM

I like the glass eye one, too. That's a funny list. That peanut butter on toilet paper is gross, though. Yuck!

david&maddie4ever · 06-15-2004, 01:55 PM

Oh man, that's great.

-*Forever*- · 06-15-2004, 07:20 PM

Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.

That one is gagworthy

Sargent Stewie · 06-15-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by skyhigh25789

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
http://www.getannoyed.com/publicbathroom.htm

That one if hilarious.

Penny Lane · 06-15-2004, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Nanny Fine
I hate using public bathrooms. What a nightmare.

I do too! But when you have to go..............you HAVE to go!

06-14-2004, 05:12 PM	#1
TheGreatPretender just because Forum Veteran Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: Trying to think of a creative, witty location. Posts: 7,628	How to annoy peeps in the bathroom Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free." Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!" Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast. Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!" Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!" Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" Say, "Damn, this water's cold." Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers." Say, "Now how did that get there?" Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?" http://www.getannoyed.com/publicbathroom.htm
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06-14-2004, 06:30 PM	#3
Nanny Fine Justine and Holden.. Senior Member Join Date: Jan 01, 2003 Location: Watching The Ellen Degeneres Show and luvin' it Posts: 2,852	I hate using public bathrooms. What a nightmare.
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06-15-2004, 06:08 AM	#4
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	I like the glass eye one, too. That's a funny list. That peanut butter on toilet paper is gross, though. Yuck!
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06-15-2004, 01:55 PM	#5
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06-15-2004, 07:20 PM	#6
-Forever- <3333333333333333333 Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 22, 2001 Location: Manlius, NY in reality. Deerfield Beach, FL in my heart. Posts: 28,001	Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast. That one is gagworthy
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