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Jo_Polniaczek · 12-09-2000, 03:19 PM

I'm starting a FOL web page and I need as many quotes as I can get.

JoRocks87FOL · 12-09-2000, 03:36 PM

i have posted most of my fave quotes on this site already, but i can keep posting more!

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JO: Now, Natalie, when you hear these voices, are they friendly?

Jo_Polniaczek · 12-09-2000, 03:38 PM

Can you put them up again? I just started with this message board.

Polniaczek77 · 12-10-2000, 10:17 PM

These are my faves:

Mrs. G: "Part of me wishes you would have hit him with something."
Jo: "Oh, I did, that's what happened to the other shoe."

Jo: "What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair, it's you!"

Jo: "Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth."

Blair: "A Warner is like a delicate souffle."
Jo: "Yeah, light and empty."

Jo:"You're born, you move on, you die, that's life"

Jo:"I thought you liked me in that way that
you like somebody when you like them in that way."

Jo:"I don't think I can get this stuff down. I'll get some beer!" I've got a alot more if you want 'em.

JoFan · 12-10-2000, 10:37 PM

My favorites are on my signature, but there'S one that isn't on there.

Tootie: Muffy? What kind of a name is Muffy?

Jo: Gee, I don't know....TOOTIE!

I love her tone of voice on that one.

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*Jo and Blair rule!*

Nat: Look Jo if you don't get this scholarship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
Jo: Young Diablos!

BLAIR: Take them off JO!! I dont want to fail!
Jo: will you read my editorial?
Blair: YES!
JO: You PROMISE?
Blair: YES!!
JO: You SWEAR??
Blair: YESS!!!
Jo: i dont believe you (Ducks back under desk with a grin)

(Blair, Tootie and Jo laughing at Natalie)
Natalie: What?
(Continue to laugh)
Natalie: What?!
(Takes off her hat and looks at it)
Natalie: Oh good! Good!! I’m loosin’ a bolt! I’m working half wattage here!!

***Every Jo needs a Blair!***

Nat: A flash back within a flashback....! I'm so brilliant it scares me!

hch · 11-20-2001, 11:22 AM

My favorite quotes from FOL are:

Natalie: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker!

Tootie: There's gonna be troubbblle!

Blair: Great, My I.Q.'s higher than my weight!

Mrs. Garrett: GIRLS!!!!!

Jo: What if I park my motorcycle on your face?

Ags2000 · 11-20-2001, 11:47 AM

These are some of my favorite quotes:

Jo: A clock.
Nat: Uh.
Jo: I need a clock.
Nat: Uh.
Jo: Mrs. Garrett I'm taking your egg timer.
Mrs G: Uh, okay.
Nat: Jo wait!
Jo: And a fuse, I need a fuse. Oh it's no good, I'll mix up some stuff in the science lab.
Mrs G: What are you making, a bomb? hahaha
Nat: YES! YES!
Mrs G: WHAT!!
Jo: I'm gonna roll it through their front door and then POW boy POW, dead Kawasaki's all over the street.
Mrs G: I take it you didn't get the job. May I have those matches?Please!
Jo: That's right, I DID NOT GET THE JOB! DID ANYBODY MISS THAT? I DID NOT GET THE JOB! Go ahead Blair, hit me with your best shot, go ahead.
Blair: (silence)
Nat: Oh Blair, you can do better then that.

Nat: Keep an eye on the mad bomber.

Blair: Well, how do you like my tree?
Nat: What are bananas doing on a Palm Tree?
Blair: The bird needed something to sit on. Besides, I wanted a splash of color.
Jo: You want color? Shoot the bird!

Mr Parker: Edna, you’re not leaving.
Nat: Mr. Parker, that’s selfish.
Jo: And we’re experts on that!
Blair: Tootie, lets get a newspaper. Mrs. Garrett’s gotta find an apartment.
Jo: Come on Nat, we’ll get Mrs. G’s suitcases out of the basement.
Mr. Parker: Now, wait a minute! Didn’t anybody listen to me? I just…I just said she is NOT leaving.
Jo: Are you gonna give her a hard time?

Jo: Uh, hey, listen um. Ya know, if they give you any trouble I know a couple of guys in the city who could come up and convince them for ya. For a small fee.
Mr. Parker: Oh…

Jo: I am ready for a good old fashion rank out session.
Nat: We rank out, don’t we Tootie?
Tootie: We are SO rank.
Jo: Oh yeah, well try this. You are so dumb, you can’t spell I.Q.
Blair: (Just walking into the room) All set!
Jo: And you’re so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would read B.C.
Blair: Turn Blue!
Jo: See, turn blue, and that was her best shot.

Then of course I have some quotes from the movie in my sig.

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Natalie: Oh my God!
Blair: Well, she’s just so-so actually.
Natalie: No, my boyfriend’s here!
(Blair and Tootie at the same time)
Blair: Robert?
Tootie: Harper?
Blair (to Tootie): Robert.
Tootie (looking at Natalie): Could be.
Raymond: Well, whatever his name is, I’ll go help him.
Blair: I thought your boyfriend’s name was Robert.
Tootie: Ah, there is a Robert, and a Harper.
Blair: Natalie, you strumpet.
Natalie: Oh, it’s not like it.
Tootie: Oh it so is
Natalie: Oh, be quiet.
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Mrs. Garrett: I thought her boyfriend’s name was Robert.
Blair: He is.
Mrs. Garrett: Where is he?
Tootie: Upstairs
Mrs. Garrett: Well who’s that?
Blair: Harper.
Mrs. Garrett: Who’s he?
Blair/Tootie: Her boyfriend.
Mrs. Garrett: Of course. How silly of me. Got it.

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Acting Girl 19 · 11-21-2001, 02:45 PM

Here is one from the movie

Harper: Do you think Mrs. G can really do that?
Nat: Of course she can, she can do anything.
Tootie: Didn't you watch our show?!?!?

[This message has been edited by fol and gi rock (edited 11-21-2001).]

Kay Scarpetta · 11-21-2001, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoFan:

Tootie: Muffy? What kind of a name is Muffy?

Jo: Gee, I don't know....TOOTIE!

I love that one! I can picture Jo saying it to Tootie, but, what episode is it from?

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vienna waits · 11-21-2001, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
I love that one! I can picture Jo saying it to Tootie, but, what episode is it from?

Pretty sure its from Read No Evil.

12-09-2000, 03:19 PM	#1
Jo_Polniaczek Professional Lurker Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 07, 2000 Location: The middle of Nowhere Posts: 783	Favorite Quotes I'm starting a FOL web page and I need as many quotes as I can get.

12-09-2000, 03:36 PM	#2
JoRocks87FOL Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 08, 2000 Location: CALI!!!! Posts: 134	i have posted most of my fave quotes on this site already, but i can keep posting more! ------------------ JO: Now, Natalie, when you hear these voices, are they friendly?

12-09-2000, 03:38 PM	#3
Jo_Polniaczek Professional Lurker Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 07, 2000 Location: The middle of Nowhere Posts: 783	Can you put them up again? I just started with this message board.

12-10-2000, 10:17 PM	#4
Polniaczek77 Obsessed Lunatic Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 10, 2000 Location: McKeonville, AL Posts: 44	These are my faves: Mrs. G: "Part of me wishes you would have hit him with something." Jo: "Oh, I did, that's what happened to the other shoe." Jo: "What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair, it's you!" Jo: "Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth." Blair: "A Warner is like a delicate souffle." Jo: "Yeah, light and empty." Jo:"You're born, you move on, you die, that's life" Jo:"I thought you liked me in that way that you like somebody when you like them in that way." Jo:"I don't think I can get this stuff down. I'll get some beer!" I've got a alot more if you want 'em.

12-10-2000, 10:37 PM	#5
JoFan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2000 Posts: 96	My favorites are on my signature, but there'S one that isn't on there. Tootie: Muffy? What kind of a name is Muffy? Jo: Gee, I don't know....TOOTIE! I love her tone of voice on that one. ------------------ ------------------------- Jo and Blair rule! Nat: Look Jo if you don't get this scholarship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos! Jo: Young Diablos! BLAIR: Take them off JO!! I dont want to fail! Jo: will you read my editorial? Blair: YES! JO: You PROMISE? Blair: YES!! JO: You SWEAR?? Blair: YESS!!! Jo: i dont believe you (Ducks back under desk with a grin) (Blair, Tootie and Jo laughing at Natalie) Natalie: What? (Continue to laugh) Natalie: What?! (Takes off her hat and looks at it) Natalie: Oh good! Good!! I’m loosin’ a bolt! I’m working half wattage here!! *Every Jo needs a Blair!* Nat: A flash back within a flashback....! I'm so brilliant it scares me!

11-20-2001, 11:22 AM	#6
hch Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 07, 2001 Location: Montross, VA 22520 Posts: 983	My favorite quotes from FOL are: Natalie: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker! Tootie: There's gonna be troubbblle! Blair: Great, My I.Q.'s higher than my weight! Mrs. Garrett: GIRLS!!!!! Jo: What if I park my motorcycle on your face?

11-20-2001, 11:47 AM	#7
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	These are some of my favorite quotes: Jo: A clock. Nat: Uh. Jo: I need a clock. Nat: Uh. Jo: Mrs. Garrett I'm taking your egg timer. Mrs G: Uh, okay. Nat: Jo wait! Jo: And a fuse, I need a fuse. Oh it's no good, I'll mix up some stuff in the science lab. Mrs G: What are you making, a bomb? hahaha Nat: YES! YES! Mrs G: WHAT!! Jo: I'm gonna roll it through their front door and then POW boy POW, dead Kawasaki's all over the street. Mrs G: I take it you didn't get the job. May I have those matches?Please! Jo: That's right, I DID NOT GET THE JOB! DID ANYBODY MISS THAT? I DID NOT GET THE JOB! Go ahead Blair, hit me with your best shot, go ahead. Blair: (silence) Nat: Oh Blair, you can do better then that. Nat: Keep an eye on the mad bomber. Blair: Well, how do you like my tree? Nat: What are bananas doing on a Palm Tree? Blair: The bird needed something to sit on. Besides, I wanted a splash of color. Jo: You want color? Shoot the bird! Mr Parker: Edna, you’re not leaving. Nat: Mr. Parker, that’s selfish. Jo: And we’re experts on that! Blair: Tootie, lets get a newspaper. Mrs. Garrett’s gotta find an apartment. Jo: Come on Nat, we’ll get Mrs. G’s suitcases out of the basement. Mr. Parker: Now, wait a minute! Didn’t anybody listen to me? I just…I just said she is NOT leaving. Jo: Are you gonna give her a hard time? Jo: Uh, hey, listen um. Ya know, if they give you any trouble I know a couple of guys in the city who could come up and convince them for ya. For a small fee. Mr. Parker: Oh… Jo: I am ready for a good old fashion rank out session. Nat: We rank out, don’t we Tootie? Tootie: We are SO rank. Jo: Oh yeah, well try this. You are so dumb, you can’t spell I.Q. Blair: (Just walking into the room) All set! Jo: And you’re so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would read B.C. Blair: Turn Blue! Jo: See, turn blue, and that was her best shot. Then of course I have some quotes from the movie in my sig. D ------------------ Natalie: Oh my God! Blair: Well, she’s just so-so actually. Natalie: No, my boyfriend’s here! (Blair and Tootie at the same time) Blair: Robert? Tootie: Harper? Blair (to Tootie): Robert. Tootie (looking at Natalie): Could be. Raymond: Well, whatever his name is, I’ll go help him. Blair: I thought your boyfriend’s name was Robert. Tootie: Ah, there is a Robert, and a Harper. Blair: Natalie, you strumpet. Natalie: Oh, it’s not like it. Tootie: Oh it so is Natalie: Oh, be quiet. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Mrs. Garrett: I thought her boyfriend’s name was Robert. Blair: He is. Mrs. Garrett: Where is he? Tootie: Upstairs Mrs. Garrett: Well who’s that? Blair: Harper. Mrs. Garrett: Who’s he? Blair/Tootie: Her boyfriend. Mrs. Garrett: Of course. How silly of me. Got it. ------------------------- American Born American Raised American Proud! ------------------------- im me anytime at DannieB2OOO ------------------------- Check out my webpage at http://www.geocities.com/ags2000/FOLmovie.html

11-21-2001, 02:45 PM	#8
Acting Girl 19 Angel...but DEVILISH Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 26, 2001 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 576	Here is one from the movie Harper: Do you think Mrs. G can really do that? Nat: Of course she can, she can do anything. Tootie: Didn't you watch our show?!?!? [This message has been edited by fol and gi rock (edited 11-21-2001).]