Kelsey's House Of Hosers and Wannabes! j/k XD

[[-Kelsey-]]

[Cactus Jack]

LOL!

[[-Kelsey-]]

This will be one hell of an thread!

[Ravey]

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by [-Kelsey-]
This will be one hell of an thread!

Like it sure will, eh?

[Chad22]

New episode of The Schemer, The Scammer, And the Nerd is Up!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...hreadid=112022

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Like it sure will, eh?

Yeah eh! And we can give out Jellys every hous or so and call out Hose Head the dog to the rescue!

[*InThisMoment*]

[David]

nice title

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*

Hey Lynn!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by David
nice title

Thanks!

[David]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*

Hey

[Ravey]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
New episode of The Schemer, The Scammer, And the Nerd is Up!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...hreadid=112022

Cool

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
New episode of The Schemer, The Scammer, And the Nerd is Up!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...hreadid=112022

AWESOME!


BTW heres some Strange Brew quotes form the imdb



Memorable Quotes from
Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew, The (1983)
Claude Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
The Judge: Would you please explain for the court "time coding."
Claude Elsinore: Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
Doug McKenzie: Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer.
Bob McKenzie: Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh...
Doug McKenzie: Let me try, I'm a genius.
Bob McKenzie: I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
Bob MacKenzie: My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks.
Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
Doug McKenzie: The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.
Bob McKenzie: He once got our dead battery goin' by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh?
Doug McKenzie: We hope you enjoyed the beer, oh, like I mean the movie, eh.
Bob McKenzie: Eh, hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.
Bob McKenzie: If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
Bob McKenzie: This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?
Bob McKenzie: I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.
Policeman: I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.
The Inspector: [Flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.
Pam Elsinore: You know how to handle one of those big rigs?
Bob McKenzie: Jeez, it's a ten-speed.
Doug McKenzie: Yeah, sure, o' corse, like, uh, we drive 'em, all the time, eh.
Pam Elsinore: Well take off, eh.
Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
Brewmeister Smith: I could crush your scull - like a nut - but I'm not going to - because I need you.
[Realizing that the brakes don't work on their speeding van]
Doug McKenzie: [folding his arms] No point in steering now.
Bob McKenzie: You steer this thing.
Bob McKenzie: I was like a one-man army, like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man." You ever see it? Beauty.
Bob McKenzie: Lumpy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?
Doug McKenzie: No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization.
Bob McKenzie: [into a comm unit] Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I have a lumpy-headed mutant in the Forbidden Zone.
[Bob shoots Doug with a toy foam launcher.]
Doug McKenzie: Ah. Take off, you hoser.
[Bob and doug are on stand, in the courtroom]
Bob McKenzie: I do.
Doug McKenzie: I do.
Bob McKenzie: I guess we're married Clark.
Doug McKenzie: Oh.
Bob McKenzie: Where's the honeymoon?
The Judge: Order, Order.
Bob McKenzie: Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast
Doug McKenzie: Don't make me laugh, eh.
The Judge: I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to.
Bob McKenzie: He's startin' to sound like the old man, soon he'll be sending me out for beers.
[Doug Snorts out the bullets in his nose]
[During the preview of the Bob and Doug Mackenzie film, a viewer realizes that the film is about nothing.]
Angry Viewer: They did this on the album too!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
AWESOME!


BTW heres some Strange Brew quotes form the imdb



Memorable Quotes from
Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew, The (1983)
Claude Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
The Judge: Would you please explain for the court "time coding."
Claude Elsinore: Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
Doug McKenzie: Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer.
Bob McKenzie: Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh...
Doug McKenzie: Let me try, I'm a genius.
Bob McKenzie: I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
Bob MacKenzie: My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks.
Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
Doug McKenzie: The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.
Bob McKenzie: He once got our dead battery goin' by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh?
Doug McKenzie: We hope you enjoyed the beer, oh, like I mean the movie, eh.
Bob McKenzie: Eh, hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.
Bob McKenzie: If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
Bob McKenzie: This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?
Bob McKenzie: I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.
Policeman: I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.
The Inspector: [Flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.
Pam Elsinore: You know how to handle one of those big rigs?
Bob McKenzie: Jeez, it's a ten-speed.
Doug McKenzie: Yeah, sure, o' corse, like, uh, we drive 'em, all the time, eh.
Pam Elsinore: Well take off, eh.
Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
Brewmeister Smith: I could crush your scull - like a nut - but I'm not going to - because I need you.
[Realizing that the brakes don't work on their speeding van]
Doug McKenzie: [folding his arms] No point in steering now.
Bob McKenzie: You steer this thing.
Bob McKenzie: I was like a one-man army, like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man." You ever see it? Beauty.
Bob McKenzie: Lumpy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?
Doug McKenzie: No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization.
Bob McKenzie: [into a comm unit] Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I have a lumpy-headed mutant in the Forbidden Zone.
[Bob shoots Doug with a toy foam launcher.]
Doug McKenzie: Ah. Take off, you hoser.
[Bob and doug are on stand, in the courtroom]
Bob McKenzie: I do.
Doug McKenzie: I do.
Bob McKenzie: I guess we're married Clark.
Doug McKenzie: Oh.
Bob McKenzie: Where's the honeymoon?
The Judge: Order, Order.
Bob McKenzie: Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast
Doug McKenzie: Don't make me laugh, eh.
The Judge: I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to.
Bob McKenzie: He's startin' to sound like the old man, soon he'll be sending me out for beers.
[Doug Snorts out the bullets in his nose]
[During the preview of the Bob and Doug Mackenzie film, a viewer realizes that the film is about nothing.]
Angry Viewer: They did this on the album too!

Yeah I read them all a week ago I love the wuote about the Lumpy headed monster Take off eh!