Quotes

[algebra74]

Let's post all of the famous quotes that we find funny, along with the episode from which it came.

1. "Don't toy with me you saucy wrench"--"October Eve"
2. "Honey, I have eaten!"--"That's My Boy??"
3. "I've always said that I liked you without your nose."--"Coast-to-Coast Big-Mouth"

[Carrie]

"Rob, all I see is our baby with a blue foot!" - That's My Boy???
"Your home is happy, but your wife isn't!" - The Death of the Party
"You never know when you might want to stuff an owl." - Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
"Don't toy with me, you saucy wench!" - Never Bathe on Saturday
"I don't like condensed mail for breakfast!" - The Curious Thing About Women
"I was attacked by a bootlegged chicken." - A Show of Hands
"Wear it to a rough neighborhood. Maybe you'll get held up by a thief with bad taste." - Empress Carlotta's Necklace
"Honey if you love me, don't touch me!" - Don't Trip Over That Mountain
"I dropped my spoonie." - Pink Pills and Purple Parents
"There is a girl suffocating in the lining of my jacket." - My Husband is Not a Drunk

[David VP]

1. "Don't toy with me you saucy wrench"--"October Eve"

Oops, algebra.
That one's from "Never Bathe On Saturday".

[David VP]

Buddy (to Mel) -- "A second with you is like a year with an angry mob."

Laura -- "Rob, go to your room!"

Rob -- "You mean Evelyn weighed 90 pounds?"
Harrison B. Harding -- "You remembered!!"

Rob -- "This girl typed like the wind alright -- she blew every word!"

Alan -- "I'm thirsty Mel."
Mel -- "Do you want a drink Alan?"
Alan -- "No, a glass of dust!!"

[algebra74]

1. "Don't toy with me you saucy wrench"--"October Eve"

Oops! I don't know why I said it was from "October Eve", I just watched "Never Bathe on Saturday" last night!

[Kristen]

Two of my all-time favorite lines are, "Did you hit it yet?" from "Never Bathe on Saturday," and "Don't hang up!" from "Where Did I Come From?" Those two always crack me up!

A lot of my other favorites have already been mentioned, such as the line about "our baby with a blue foot!"

Kristen

[BigBadBrady]

i don't remember the episode title, but buddy has some snide remark for mel (surprise surprise) and mel goes "rooobbb!", rob says "buddy!", buddy says "sally!", and sally says "mel!", mel says "ROB!", rob says "SALLY!", sally says "BUDDY!", "buddy says "mel!... ok your turn, fatso." then mel pauses and says "RRROOBB!!".. and sally and buddy start clapping. that may have not been an entirely accurate quote, but it's something to that effect. i lmao everytime i see that scene.

[Carrie]

I love that scene! It was from episode #15, Who Owes Who What?

[Lolac]

"Boy, do I feel married today." Who and Where was Antonio Stradavarius"

Mel:"You see Maxwell has no overhead."
Buddy: "Sort of runs in the family, don't it?" Empress Carlotta's Necklace

Laura: "Why would a boy say he was a sissy on purpose?"
Rob: "A lot of guys in the Army tried it." Girls Will Be Boys

Grandpa Petrie: "I'll go to my grave when I want to!" What's in a Middle Name






Those are the ones that pop into my head, I have to think about some more, though many of my favorites have already been listed.

Lolac

[algebra74]

Laura: "Why would a boy say he was a sissy on purpose?"
Rob: "A lot of guys in the Army tried it." Girls Will Be Boys

Excuse my ignornace, but would someone like to explain that quote to me? I have an idea of what it means, but I cannot believe that censors would let that one slide, if it means what I think it means.

[Lolac]

Originally posted by algebra74
Laura: "Why would a boy say he was a sissy on purpose?"
Rob: "A lot of guys in the Army tried it." Girls Will Be Boys

Excuse my ignornace, but would someone like to explain that quote to me? I have an idea of what it means, but I cannot believe that censors would let that one slide, if it means what I think it means.

Think Klinger in M*A*S*H. Rob was referring to guys who would do anything to get out of the Army. That is not the only reference to gays in the show. In "Baby Fat," there is a very effeminate designer named Buck Brown. When Rob goes home and says that Buck Brown was mad at him, Laura asks, "The cowboy star?" Rob replies, "Hardly." It is thinly veiled. Also, in the episode where Rob buys Laura a fur coat, Rob wants the janitor to try on the coat. The guy looks at him and says, "I don't go for that." Later, as Rob is wearing the coat and looking at himself in the mirror, the janitor says, "Does your mother know you're doing this?" This show was way ahead of it's time.

Lolac

[algebra74]

Yes, I have noticed these references that you mentioned, Lolac. I find it hard to believe that censors would allow this, after hearing the many things that Carl Reiner has mentioned they would not allow. They wouldn't even allow a married couple to sleep in the same bed, yet they say nothing to references of homosexuals?

[David VP]

Yes! Very good catches Lolac.

The "Buck Brown" / "Hardly!" quote is hilarious. Along with such "Buck Brown" gems as.............

"Can you double-stitch?! Can you make hoops?! I am the only designer who has made Peter Pan fly without showing an inch of undergarment!"

[Lolac]

Originally posted by David VP
Yes! Very good catches Lolac.

The "Buck Brown" / "Hardly!" quote is hilarious. Along with such "Buck Brown" gems as.............

"Can you double-stitch?! Can you make hoops?! I am the only designer who has made Peter Pan fly without showing an inch of undergarment!"

I love Buck Brown! I'm sure just about all of us knows a person like that!



Lolac

[Petrie Malone]

Here's a few of my favorites that never fail to crack me up:

From The Attempted Marriage
Rob: Honey, I hate to see you cry like that!

Laura: Well, it's the only way I know how!

From October Eve
Rob: You're not gonna have another....

Laura: Sally wouldn't call and tell me that!

My favorite quote from that episode is in my signature!

Kurt