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comet97 · 06-07-2004, 02:16 AM

My all time favorite is this one. It was from 'New Neighbors'

>Beaver: Dad, you're a married man aren't you?
Ward: Yeah, I think we're safe in assuming that.
Beaver: And mom's a married woman, isn't she?
Ward: Oh, yes.
Beaver: Have you ever kissed any other married woman besides mom?
Ward: Beaver, why would you ask a question like that?
Beaver: (shrugs) I'm just wondering.
Ward: Actually son... No!.
Beaver: I guess you were 'scared to, huh?
*********************** Later, after explaining to June what Beaver said:
June: Ward, why haven't you ever kissed any other married women?
Ward: (smiling) You know why dear... I was afraid to.

I really liked that one. LOL
Beaver was so young and inocent then.

Michael [hXc] · 06-07-2004, 08:35 AM

mine's in my signature

HaskellGirl · 06-07-2004, 11:52 AM

BeaverFan5, I don't remember that quote. What episode is that from?

JudgeGarth · 06-07-2004, 06:23 PM

From 'Teacher Comes to Dinner':
June: Beaver. Take Miss Landers by the arm.
Beaver: But she doesn't have any clothes on it!

From 'Lumpy Rutherford':
Ward: What happened, Fred. You said you were waylaid in an alley?
Fred: Right in my own driveway, by a gang of hoodlums!
Ward: That's a shame, Fred. Good thing you weren't carrying the color slides.

comet97 · 06-07-2004, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JudgeGarth
From 'Teacher Comes to Dinner':
June: Beaver. Take Miss Landers by the arm.
Beaver: But she doesn't have any clothes on it!

From 'Lumpy Rutherford':
Ward: What happened, Fred. You said you were waylaid in an alley?
Fred: Right in my own driveway, by a gang of hoodlums!
Ward: That's a shame, Fred. Good thing you weren't carrying the color slides.

Thats 2 good ones JG.
I'll have to check them out if they show them again.

HaskellGirl · 06-07-2004, 10:13 PM

This may not be an exact quote...

"What are you two boys fighting about?"
"Dad, Beaver ripped my dress!!!"
"What's going on here?"
"Beaver ripped Wally's dress"

David VP · 06-08-2004, 08:49 AM

One of my favorites ................

Wally -- "Gee, dad, if a girl called here for me, you wouldn't tell her I was in the bathtub, would ya?"

Ward -- "Well, Wally, with the number of baths you take, I don't think the risk is very great."

David VP · 06-08-2004, 08:52 AM

From the hysterical episode "Wally's Haircomb" .............

June -- "Ward, he just looks like a ... a ... a gangster! The next thing you know he'll be wearing a leather jacket and motorcycle boots!"

David VP · 06-08-2004, 08:59 AM

Ward -- "Well, I guess it's just like marriage. You know, the first few weeks the bride is all glamour and makeup .... before you know it -- wham! -- old housecoat and hair curlers."

June -- "I don't think I appreciate the comparison."

Ward -- "Oh, it didn't apply to you dear. Your hair looks like it never saw a curler."

David VP · 06-08-2004, 09:02 AM

Ward -- "Well, Duke, is Mayfield going to have another good [basketball] team next year?"

Duke Hathaway -- "Oh, I don't think so, Mister Cleaver. I'm graduating."

David VP · 06-08-2004, 09:04 AM

Mr. Garvey (junk man who's buying Wally's [gutted] first car) -- "Mister Cleaver, THIS is the car you wanted to sell?!"

Ward -- "Well .... I think it is."

Mr. Garvey -- "Looks like a fish that's been boned!! .... What did you do, strip it while I was driving over?!!"

David VP · 06-08-2004, 09:08 AM

Eddie -- "Your father doesn't like me."

Wally -- "What makes you say that?"

Eddie -- "That look he gives me when he answers the door. Sometimes I think he'd be happier to see Khrushchev standing there."

David VP · 06-08-2004, 09:12 AM

Ward -- "Well, boys, what movie are you going to see tonight?"

Eddie -- "We're going to see "Spartacus", Mister Cleaver. I'm a student of history, and I'd like to see if it contains any inaccuracies."

Ward -- "Well, don't you let Kirk Douglas get away with anything Eddie."

David VP · 06-08-2004, 09:16 AM

Eddie -- "Have you been redecorating, Mrs. Cleaver."

June -- "No, not lately."

Eddie -- "Oh, everything looks so nice and fresh. It must be the way you keep house."

Lumpy (after June exits) -- "It worked better on my mom. You got a hunk of pie out of her."

(Ya gotta love that Edward Clark Haskell, AKA: Edward W. Haskell.

)

Corvetteguy · 06-09-2004, 10:53 PM

A few of my favorites.

June: A older boy is picking on the kids in Beaver's class at school.
Wally: I can show the Beave a neat judo move that will bust the kids arm.

Fred: Ward I'm afraid this neighborhood is going to the dogs
Ward: What makes you say that Fred ?
Fred: When I drove up, some kid yelled Hey skinhead !

Beaver: Wally, I wonder if they send kids to the electric chair.
Wally: Of course they do, they have a little chair they put on like they do at the barber shop.

(Girl at Wally's Party)
Girl: MMMM Yummy Candy !

(Beaver gives Donna a locket and her father makes her give it back)

Donna: Ok Daddy I"ll give it back, but something like this could give me a trauma !
Dad: What are we raising around here, one of the Gabor sisters ?

(Larry & Beaver are going to dancing school)
Wally: Beaver will be down in a minute, Mom's digging the dirt out of his ears.

(Mrs. Mondello,June, Ward,& Wally see Larry & Beaver off to dancing school)
June: My My My don't we have to little gentleman here.
Beaver: Who you talking to ?
Wally: You two creeps !

06-07-2004, 02:16 AM	#1
comet97 LITB Fan Forever Frequent Poster Join Date: May 26, 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 353	Whats your favorite LitB quote? My all time favorite is this one. It was from 'New Neighbors' >Beaver: Dad, you're a married man aren't you? Ward: Yeah, I think we're safe in assuming that. Beaver: And mom's a married woman, isn't she? Ward: Oh, yes. Beaver: Have you ever kissed any other married woman besides mom? Ward: Beaver, why would you ask a question like that? Beaver: (shrugs) I'm just wondering. Ward: Actually son... No!. Beaver: I guess you were 'scared to, huh? *********************** Later, after explaining to June what Beaver said: June: Ward, why haven't you ever kissed any other married women? Ward: (smiling) You know why dear... I was afraid to. I really liked that one. LOL Beaver was so young and inocent then.
	__________________ Beavermania rules! Comet97

06-07-2004, 08:35 AM	#2
Michael [hXc] dying. Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 8,532	mine's in my signature
	__________________ I'm scared now...is this working out? When my voice is on the way, Who's to think about? I'm scared one day I'll say, "I don't love this anymore," Turn my back on all my fans... Who's to think about? The brighter I shine, the darker my shadows. And they pull me behind, as I let off the pedal. Why should I divide what feels so right? Is this where I want to lay?

06-08-2004, 09:16 AM	#14
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	Eddie -- "Have you been redecorating, Mrs. Cleaver." June -- "No, not lately." Eddie -- "Oh, everything looks so nice and fresh. It must be the way you keep house." Lumpy (after June exits) -- "It worked better on my mom. You got a hunk of pie out of her." (Ya gotta love that Edward Clark Haskell, AKA: Edward W. Haskell. )
	Last edited by David VP; 06-10-2004 at 06:26 PM.

06-07-2004, 11:52 AM	#3
HaskellGirl Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Posts: 590	BeaverFan5, I don't remember that quote. What episode is that from?

06-07-2004, 06:23 PM	#4
JudgeGarth Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 07, 2004 Location: Wheaton, IL Posts: 443	From 'Teacher Comes to Dinner': June: Beaver. Take Miss Landers by the arm. Beaver: But she doesn't have any clothes on it! From 'Lumpy Rutherford': Ward: What happened, Fred. You said you were waylaid in an alley? Fred: Right in my own driveway, by a gang of hoodlums! Ward: That's a shame, Fred. Good thing you weren't carrying the color slides.

06-07-2004, 10:13 PM	#6
HaskellGirl Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Posts: 590	This may not be an exact quote... "What are you two boys fighting about?" "Dad, Beaver ripped my dress!!!" "What's going on here?" "Beaver ripped Wally's dress"

06-08-2004, 08:49 AM	#7
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	One of my favorites ................ Wally -- "Gee, dad, if a girl called here for me, you wouldn't tell her I was in the bathtub, would ya?" Ward -- "Well, Wally, with the number of baths you take, I don't think the risk is very great."

06-08-2004, 08:52 AM	#8
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	From the hysterical episode "Wally's Haircomb" ............. June -- "Ward, he just looks like a ... a ... a gangster! The next thing you know he'll be wearing a leather jacket and motorcycle boots!"

06-08-2004, 08:59 AM	#9
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	Ward -- "Well, I guess it's just like marriage. You know, the first few weeks the bride is all glamour and makeup .... before you know it -- wham! -- old housecoat and hair curlers." June -- "I don't think I appreciate the comparison." Ward -- "Oh, it didn't apply to you dear. Your hair looks like it never saw a curler."

06-08-2004, 09:02 AM	#10
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	Ward -- "Well, Duke, is Mayfield going to have another good [basketball] team next year?" Duke Hathaway -- "Oh, I don't think so, Mister Cleaver. I'm graduating."

06-08-2004, 09:04 AM	#11
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	Mr. Garvey (junk man who's buying Wally's [gutted] first car) -- "Mister Cleaver, THIS is the car you wanted to sell?!" Ward -- "Well .... I think it is." Mr. Garvey -- "Looks like a fish that's been boned!! .... What did you do, strip it while I was driving over?!!"

06-08-2004, 09:08 AM	#12
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	Eddie -- "Your father doesn't like me." Wally -- "What makes you say that?" Eddie -- "That look he gives me when he answers the door. Sometimes I think he'd be happier to see Khrushchev standing there."

06-08-2004, 09:12 AM	#13
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	Ward -- "Well, boys, what movie are you going to see tonight?" Eddie -- "We're going to see "Spartacus", Mister Cleaver. I'm a student of history, and I'd like to see if it contains any inaccuracies." Ward -- "Well, don't you let Kirk Douglas get away with anything Eddie."

06-09-2004, 10:53 PM	#15
Corvetteguy Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 01, 2003 Location: TN Posts: 126	A few of my favorites. June: A older boy is picking on the kids in Beaver's class at school. Wally: I can show the Beave a neat judo move that will bust the kids arm. Fred: Ward I'm afraid this neighborhood is going to the dogs Ward: What makes you say that Fred ? Fred: When I drove up, some kid yelled Hey skinhead ! Beaver: Wally, I wonder if they send kids to the electric chair. Wally: Of course they do, they have a little chair they put on like they do at the barber shop. (Girl at Wally's Party) Girl: MMMM Yummy Candy ! (Beaver gives Donna a locket and her father makes her give it back) Donna: Ok Daddy I"ll give it back, but something like this could give me a trauma ! Dad: What are we raising around here, one of the Gabor sisters ? (Larry & Beaver are going to dancing school) Wally: Beaver will be down in a minute, Mom's digging the dirt out of his ears. (Mrs. Mondello,June, Ward,& Wally see Larry & Beaver off to dancing school) June: My My My don't we have to little gentleman here. Beaver: Who you talking to ? Wally: You two creeps !