Full House Season 9- "A Fourth Grade Dilemma" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

EmoJoe · 06-05-2004, 09:23 PM

Parental Guidence Rating: TV-G
NOTE: This is the episode where Michelle makes her first kiss

(Teaser)
DJ: Hey Kimmy, how do you like this brides made dress?
Kimmy: Thats about as ugly as my cousin Fred
DJ: Kimmy, youre not helping!
Kimmy: Sorry, Deej. Hey, how about this one
(Kimmy holds up a very ugly greenish-yellowish dress)
DJ: Ew!
Kimmy: Deej, you have no taste in dresses
(DJ rolls her eyes as the screen fades out)
Theme Song- Everywhere You Look
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(Stephanie and Michelle are coming home from school)
Michelle: Hi dad!
Stephanie: Hey dad!
Danny: Hi girls! How was school?
Michelle: It was great! There's a new boy coming to our class, his name is Billy.
Danny: Great! Steph, how was your day?
Stephanie: Aah, it was OK
Danny: Uh, great!
Michelle: Well, I gotta go do my homework
Stephanie: Me, too. See ya dad!
(Screen fades to Jesse and Becky in the attic)
Becky: Jesse, I have to run some arrands tommorow around 3:00. Could you watch the boys?
Jesse: I cant! My band is meeting tommorow at 3:00. We might have a shot at a CD, I cant miss this.
Becky: Well, who can watch them?
Jesse: Umm...
Becky: What about Jo...
Jesse: Hold it! Joey is Not watching our kids. Heck, Nicky and Alex Becky: C'mon Jess, he's our only chance
Jesse: Fine. Joey! Get your butt over here!
(Joey comes upstairs)
Joey: Yeah, Jess?
Jesse: Joey, watch our kids tommorow around 3:00.
Joey: Me watch Nicky and Alex? You trust me
Jesse: Not really, but youre my only hope
Joey: Oh, Thank you, Jess! Hey boys! We're going to have FUN!
Nicky: Cool!
Alex: Double cool!
(Screen fades to Fraiser Steet Elementary School in Michelle's fourth grade classroom)
Mrs. Lanson (the teacher) Now, class, who was the first president of the United States?
Derek: George Washington
Mrs. Lanson: Good, Derek. But next time, raise your hand, please.
Derek: Sorry, Mrs. Lanson
(A boy enters the room)
Mrs. Lanson: Oh, class, this is a new student, Billy!
Michelle (whispering to Lisa) Wow, hes kinda cute
Lisa (whispering to Michelle) Michelle, I think youve been hanging around with your sisters too much.
Billy: Hi everyone!
Entire class: Hi, Billy!
Mrs. Lanson: Billy, where would you like to sit?
Michelle: Um, he can sit here, Mrs. Lanson!
Mrs. Lanson: Is that ok with you, Billy?
Billy: Thats super!
(Billy sits down)
Michelle: Hey, im Michelle, youre kinda cute
Billy: You are, too!
Michelle (thinking) He likes me already!
Michelle: I think im in love!
(Commercial Break)
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(Michelle and Stephanie are home from school, and Michelle is with Billy)
Michelle (to Billy) So than I said, "Stay away, weirdo!"
(Billy laughs)
Danny: Hey Michelle. Whos your friend?
Michelle: This is Billy. Hes not my friend, hes my boyfriend.
Danny: Boyfriend? Michelle, youre only in the fourth grade, arent you little young for a boyfriend?
Michelle: Hmmmm, No!
Stephanie: Hey, Dad, my first boyfriend was Brett in the third grade! Chill!
Danny: I dont chill!
Stephanie: Whatever, dad
(Screen fades to Joey and the twins in the attic)
Joey: Boys, wanna go for a walk?
Nicky and Alex: Yeah!
Joey: Well, come on! Lets go!
(Joey and the twins head downstairs)
DJ: Where are you going, Joey?
Joey: Just for a walk with Nicky and Alex
DJ: OK! See you later!
(Joey, Nicky, and Alex, head outside)
Joey: OK, boys, I brought your sippy cups, with orange juice, a puppet if youre bored, your favorite teddy bear...
(Joey keeps taking things out of his bag)
Nicky: Im bored
Alex: Me, too. Lets get out of here
(Nicky and Alex run down the street while Joey unpacks his bag)
(Joey turns around and the twins are gone)
Joey: Boys! Where are you! Nicky, Alex come back!)
Joey: Oh, great. Hey, a payphone!
(Joey runs to the payphone and dials the Tanners number. Danny awnsers the phone)
Danny: Hello
Joey: Danny! I lost Nicky and Alex. Come down here and find the, with me!
Danny: Ill be right down!
(Stephanie, Michelle, Billy, and DJ come downstairs)
Stephanie: What happened>
Danny: Joey lost Nicky and Alex. We have to help him find them.
Billy: I can help! My grandmother used to be a detective. She taught me a few things
DJ: Great!
Michelle: I know. Isnt he a darling?
(DJ has a confused look on her face. Like this one-

)
Stephane: Shes in love with him
DJ: Ohhh
(Everyone runs out the door)
(Kimmy greets the Tanners)
Kimmy: Olah, Tanneridos!
DJ: Hey, Kimmy! We're looking for Nicky and Alex, Joey lost them. Can you help us?
Danny: No! You cant
Kimmy: Nonsense! I can help you!
(The Tanners meet Joey)
Stephanie: Hi Joey!
Billy: Hi, um, Mr. Joey, I can help you find the missing kids
Joey: Okay, who are you?
Billy: Im Billy. Which way did you last see them go?
Joey: That way!
Billy: Lets go that way!
(A few minutes later)
Billy: Okay, what do the missing children like?
Joey: Candy, cookies, and Ice Cream
Kimmy: Lets check the book store, than!
Billy: No! We have to check the bakery, the candy store, and the ice cream parlor. Lets check the bakery first.
(The Tanners enter the bakery)
Danny: No twins here. But...theres Jesse and Becky
Joey: Jesse, Becky, what are you doing here?
Jesse: Well, we met each other after our arrands and our meeting were done, and we came here to get a treat for the boys. Where are they?
Joey; Well...
Kimmy: Funny-boy lost your kids.
(Jesse grabs Joey by the shirt)
Jesse: You WHAT?!
Joey: Well, we have Billy here who is helping us find them
Billy: Yes. We have to check the candy store now
(The Tanners enter the Candy Store)
Stephanie: No twins here
Jesse: Joey, im going to kill you
Billy: We still have the ice cream parlor to check
(The Tanners see Nicky and Alex in line at the ice cream parlor)
Becky: Nicky!
Jesse: Alex!
Jesse: Thanks, um, what did you day your name was again?
Billy: Billy
Jesse: Thanks Billy!
Michelle: Yeah, we couldnt have done it without you
(Screen fades to Michelle and Billy on the couch)
Michelle: Thanks, Billy. You saved the day
(Michelle kisses Billy)
Billy: What did you do that for?
Michelle: Your a great boyfriend!
Billy: Thanks!
(Michelle and Billy talk as the screen fades out and the audience claps)
~Ending Credits~
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swedeace · 06-09-2004, 01:41 PM

Very nice episode, Rurry007!

Somebody252 · 10-19-2004, 03:59 PM

REally good! Kimmy's comment about checking the bookstore was so vintage her, as was that ugly dress she picked out.

06-05-2004, 09:23 PM	#1
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Full House Season 9- "A Usefull Boyfriend" Parental Guidence Rating: TV-G NOTE: This is the episode where Michelle makes her first kiss (Teaser) DJ: Hey Kimmy, how do you like this brides made dress? Kimmy: Thats about as ugly as my cousin Fred DJ: Kimmy, youre not helping! Kimmy: Sorry, Deej. Hey, how about this one (Kimmy holds up a very ugly greenish-yellowish dress) DJ: Ew! Kimmy: Deej, you have no taste in dresses (DJ rolls her eyes as the screen fades out) Theme Song- Everywhere You Look http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/full_house2.wav (Stephanie and Michelle are coming home from school) Michelle: Hi dad! Stephanie: Hey dad! Danny: Hi girls! How was school? Michelle: It was great! There's a new boy coming to our class, his name is Billy. Danny: Great! Steph, how was your day? Stephanie: Aah, it was OK Danny: Uh, great! Michelle: Well, I gotta go do my homework Stephanie: Me, too. See ya dad! (Screen fades to Jesse and Becky in the attic) Becky: Jesse, I have to run some arrands tommorow around 3:00. Could you watch the boys? Jesse: I cant! My band is meeting tommorow at 3:00. We might have a shot at a CD, I cant miss this. Becky: Well, who can watch them? Jesse: Umm... Becky: What about Jo... Jesse: Hold it! Joey is Not watching our kids. Heck, Nicky and Alex Becky: C'mon Jess, he's our only chance Jesse: Fine. Joey! Get your butt over here! (Joey comes upstairs) Joey: Yeah, Jess? Jesse: Joey, watch our kids tommorow around 3:00. Joey: Me watch Nicky and Alex? You trust me Jesse: Not really, but youre my only hope Joey: Oh, Thank you, Jess! Hey boys! We're going to have FUN! Nicky: Cool! Alex: Double cool! (Screen fades to Fraiser Steet Elementary School in Michelle's fourth grade classroom) Mrs. Lanson (the teacher) Now, class, who was the first president of the United States? Derek: George Washington Mrs. Lanson: Good, Derek. But next time, raise your hand, please. Derek: Sorry, Mrs. Lanson (A boy enters the room) Mrs. Lanson: Oh, class, this is a new student, Billy! Michelle (whispering to Lisa) Wow, hes kinda cute Lisa (whispering to Michelle) Michelle, I think youve been hanging around with your sisters too much. Billy: Hi everyone! Entire class: Hi, Billy! Mrs. Lanson: Billy, where would you like to sit? Michelle: Um, he can sit here, Mrs. Lanson! Mrs. Lanson: Is that ok with you, Billy? Billy: Thats super! (Billy sits down) Michelle: Hey, im Michelle, youre kinda cute Billy: You are, too! Michelle (thinking) He likes me already! Michelle: I think im in love! (Commercial Break) http://www.k9advantix.com/content/files/camp.wmv (Michelle and Stephanie are home from school, and Michelle is with Billy) Michelle (to Billy) So than I said, "Stay away, weirdo!" (Billy laughs) Danny: Hey Michelle. Whos your friend? Michelle: This is Billy. Hes not my friend, hes my boyfriend. Danny: Boyfriend? Michelle, youre only in the fourth grade, arent you little young for a boyfriend? Michelle: Hmmmm, No! Stephanie: Hey, Dad, my first boyfriend was Brett in the third grade! Chill! Danny: I dont chill! Stephanie: Whatever, dad (Screen fades to Joey and the twins in the attic) Joey: Boys, wanna go for a walk? Nicky and Alex: Yeah! Joey: Well, come on! Lets go! (Joey and the twins head downstairs) DJ: Where are you going, Joey? Joey: Just for a walk with Nicky and Alex DJ: OK! See you later! (Joey, Nicky, and Alex, head outside) Joey: OK, boys, I brought your sippy cups, with orange juice, a puppet if youre bored, your favorite teddy bear... (Joey keeps taking things out of his bag) Nicky: Im bored Alex: Me, too. Lets get out of here (Nicky and Alex run down the street while Joey unpacks his bag) (Joey turns around and the twins are gone) Joey: Boys! Where are you! Nicky, Alex come back!) Joey: Oh, great. Hey, a payphone! (Joey runs to the payphone and dials the Tanners number. Danny awnsers the phone) Danny: Hello Joey: Danny! I lost Nicky and Alex. Come down here and find the, with me! Danny: Ill be right down! (Stephanie, Michelle, Billy, and DJ come downstairs) Stephanie: What happened> Danny: Joey lost Nicky and Alex. We have to help him find them. Billy: I can help! My grandmother used to be a detective. She taught me a few things DJ: Great! Michelle: I know. Isnt he a darling? (DJ has a confused look on her face. Like this one- ) Stephane: Shes in love with him DJ: Ohhh (Everyone runs out the door) (Kimmy greets the Tanners) Kimmy: Olah, Tanneridos! DJ: Hey, Kimmy! We're looking for Nicky and Alex, Joey lost them. Can you help us? Danny: No! You cant Kimmy: Nonsense! I can help you! (The Tanners meet Joey) Stephanie: Hi Joey! Billy: Hi, um, Mr. Joey, I can help you find the missing kids Joey: Okay, who are you? Billy: Im Billy. Which way did you last see them go? Joey: That way! Billy: Lets go that way! (A few minutes later) Billy: Okay, what do the missing children like? Joey: Candy, cookies, and Ice Cream Kimmy: Lets check the book store, than! Billy: No! We have to check the bakery, the candy store, and the ice cream parlor. Lets check the bakery first. (The Tanners enter the bakery) Danny: No twins here. But...theres Jesse and Becky Joey: Jesse, Becky, what are you doing here? Jesse: Well, we met each other after our arrands and our meeting were done, and we came here to get a treat for the boys. Where are they? Joey; Well... Kimmy: Funny-boy lost your kids. (Jesse grabs Joey by the shirt) Jesse: You WHAT?! Joey: Well, we have Billy here who is helping us find them Billy: Yes. We have to check the candy store now (The Tanners enter the Candy Store) Stephanie: No twins here Jesse: Joey, im going to kill you Billy: We still have the ice cream parlor to check (The Tanners see Nicky and Alex in line at the ice cream parlor) Becky: Nicky! Jesse: Alex! Jesse: Thanks, um, what did you day your name was again? Billy: Billy Jesse: Thanks Billy! Michelle: Yeah, we couldnt have done it without you (Screen fades to Michelle and Billy on the couch) Michelle: Thanks, Billy. You saved the day (Michelle kisses Billy) Billy: What did you do that for? Michelle: Your a great boyfriend! Billy: Thanks! (Michelle and Billy talk as the screen fades out and the audience claps) ~Ending Credits~ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/...2ndclosing.wav
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06-09-2004, 01:41 PM	#2
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Very nice episode, Rurry007!

10-19-2004, 03:59 PM	#3
Somebody252 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 04, 2004 Posts: 57	REally good! Kimmy's comment about checking the bookstore was so vintage her, as was that ugly dress she picked out.