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Cactus Jack · 05-28-2004, 04:31 PM

What does evryone thinnk is the worst audiiton ever?

Mine is bewteen William hung, Keith and the Derek guy from season 1

vienna waits · 05-28-2004, 04:36 PM

-the transvestite last year who wore jeans spilt up to his waist and "goodbye.. I'm spent! *snaps*" when he was leaving.
-scat girl
-the guy who was not interested
-danny, the guy in the blue sweater who still wants an apology

-milk

Janet McFarland · 05-28-2004, 04:39 PM

The chubby skat girl! I remember after her audition she says in tears , " Thanks Paula for liking my shirt! " I'm still laughing

Cactus Jack · 05-28-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Idol Fanatic

-danny, the guy in the blue sweater who still wants an apology

Oh yes he was B A D

Cactus Jack · 05-28-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Trippergrl
The chubby skat girl! I remember after her audition she says in tears , " Thanks Paula for liking my shirt! " I'm still laughing

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 05-28-2004, 04:42 PM

My favorites in no order are:

Keith 'Like A Virgin'
That guy who wasnt interested.. what was his name.. Marques or something..
Milk
Tamika

My favorite though is still.. siiiiiiiiiilent night. I said-a siiiiiiilent night.

Cactus Jack · 05-28-2004, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
My favorites in no order are:

Keith 'Like A Virgin'
That guy who wasnt interested.. what was his name.. Marques or something..
Milk
Tamika

My favorite though is still.. siiiiiiiiiilent night. I said-a siiiiiiilent night.

Yeah

Oh yeah ive seen that silent night one

I like Mylk too

David · 05-28-2004, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
My favorites in no order are:

Keith 'Like A Virgin'
That guy who wasnt interested.. what was his name.. Marques or something..
Milk
Tamika

My favorite though is still.. siiiiiiiiiilent night. I said-a siiiiiiilent night.

Silent Night and Tamika were hilarioius

-*Forever*- · 05-28-2004, 07:24 PM

Milk kicks Will Hung's ass.

Brian · 05-28-2004, 07:54 PM

Keith definitely has the worst audition ever. Other honorable mentions:

Derek
The one girl from AI2 who met Mariah Carey who tried to sing Against All Odds but didn't do well.
The girl from the Houston auditions who did a horrific job of the Pointer Sisters song I'm So Excited. And I hated that song with a passion to begin with!
Scat Girl was funny. Randy's reaction to her singing is priceless.
The Whole New World Disaster.
Another bad Houston audition in which a girl tried to sing Celine Dion's "That's the Way It Is" and sounds like a ghost. Also while she sings the weather gets worse. She blamed her bad singing on her nerves when it was her voice and she refused to believe the judges when they said she was abysmal.

consentida · 05-28-2004, 08:56 PM

I dont remember what season it was but it was the guy who sang "The Greatest Love Of All" and just when you thought he was finished he would keep going. Oh man...that was funny.

The guy who thought he was Enrique Iglesias.

And who could forget good ole Keith. "Like a virgin!" lol.

Krisalicious · 05-28-2004, 09:54 PM

- Milk
- Scat Girl
- FOOKLING

I am Him · 05-28-2004, 10:47 PM

Definately Derek from season 1.

That audition still makes me laugh

As I look into your eyes
I tell you what I see
Your the only one
That I see in my dreams
I wanna hold you close
Give you every thing girl
let me know
you wanna wear my diamond ring
I wanna keep you in my heart
Hold you close to me
Your the only one
that I see in my dreams

Derek: You want to hear the chorus?

Simon: Frankly I couldn't hear any more....okay.....best singer in America?

Derek: oh yeah

Simon: Well I can honestly say you are the worst singer in America

Derek: Really? Well this is my first audition sir

Simon: Well that doesn't surprise me, and this should be your last.

vienna waits · 05-28-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by Krisalicious
- FOOKLING [/B]

It stinks that she didn't hit it big like her brother William.

david&maddie4ever · 05-28-2004, 11:20 PM

That girl who sang "Strong Enough" and sounded like a man...I think she was Romanian or something...she had one of the deepest voices I've ever heard!

Danny - Mr. Apology. I loved it when Paula asked him to sing another song because she was the only one who could keep a straight face.

The twin sisters who sang "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" with harmony that was way off.

Fookling.

Will Hung.

Keith.

Scat Girl.

05-28-2004, 04:31 PM	#1
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05-28-2004, 07:54 PM	#10
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	Keith definitely has the worst audition ever. Other honorable mentions: Derek The one girl from AI2 who met Mariah Carey who tried to sing Against All Odds but didn't do well. The girl from the Houston auditions who did a horrific job of the Pointer Sisters song I'm So Excited. And I hated that song with a passion to begin with! Scat Girl was funny. Randy's reaction to her singing is priceless. The Whole New World Disaster. Another bad Houston audition in which a girl tried to sing Celine Dion's "That's the Way It Is" and sounds like a ghost. Also while she sings the weather gets worse. She blamed her bad singing on her nerves when it was her voice and she refused to believe the judges when they said she was abysmal.
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05-28-2004, 04:39 PM	#3
Janet McFarland Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,344	The chubby skat girl! I remember after her audition she says in tears , " Thanks Paula for liking my shirt! " I'm still laughing

05-28-2004, 08:56 PM	#11
consentida oh, you pretty things Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 21, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 3,841	I dont remember what season it was but it was the guy who sang "The Greatest Love Of All" and just when you thought he was finished he would keep going. Oh man...that was funny. The guy who thought he was Enrique Iglesias. And who could forget good ole Keith. "Like a virgin!" lol.
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05-28-2004, 09:54 PM	#12
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	- Milk - Scat Girl - FOOKLING

05-28-2004, 10:47 PM	#13
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	Definately Derek from season 1. That audition still makes me laugh As I look into your eyes I tell you what I see Your the only one That I see in my dreams I wanna hold you close Give you every thing girl let me know you wanna wear my diamond ring I wanna keep you in my heart Hold you close to me Your the only one that I see in my dreams Derek: You want to hear the chorus? Simon: Frankly I couldn't hear any more....okay.....best singer in America? Derek: oh yeah Simon: Well I can honestly say you are the worst singer in America Derek: Really? Well this is my first audition sir Simon: Well that doesn't surprise me, and this should be your last.

05-28-2004, 11:20 PM	#15
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