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11-14-2001, 08:23 PM

It was back in the 80's when I first saw you upon the screen.
It was love at first sight even if I was only a teen.

I fell in love with your hair of red.
And with great attention I paid every word you said.

For the girls you were always there
And advice you dispensed with tender loving care

I watched you grow from housemother to gourmet cook
And thanks to video tape I was afforded a second look

I felt it unjust for the girls to date and roam
While my Mrs. G was left sewing at home.

It was with great envy and distress
That I saw you adorned in a wedding dress

In 1986 you married Frank and moved overseas
Money, happiness, nothing for me could appease.

I was so saddened when you left the show
Nothing but emptiness and heartache I would know

Away from the televison I ran
For who wants to see a Mrs. G wannabe Beverly Ann?

Though many years have passed since you did depart
You will always be my favorite red head in my heart

Through all these years the picture of you has remained imbedded in me
Mrs. Garrett on the beach in a string bikini

I would not think it gross or odd
Cause in my eyes you still possess quite a bod

So during the reunion movie I'll be watching with glee
And picturing the lovely bikini wearing Mrs. G with me!

Let's take the good, the bad, the Facts of Life
And grow old with me as my lovely red headed wife!

With Love, Your BMJ

Blair-Lisa#1Fan · 11-14-2001, 08:34 PM

that's uhhhh.... good. lol. good rhyming. but i think it's sorta gross. you're a little young for her. but whatever....

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--Dana
Actressgrl7@aol.com

Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!

Adele · 11-14-2001, 08:39 PM

Ummmmm, well you uh must have A LOT of time on your hands! OMG...that is soooo wrong....Excuse me while I run to the bathroom.

[This message has been edited by Adele (edited 11-14-2001).]

Kristina · 11-14-2001, 08:53 PM

ew pervert!

Kay Scarpetta · 11-14-2001, 10:02 PM

ew, the poem was fine until you put that nasty stuff in there. You wanna hear a good poem?? Well to bad your hearing it anyways!!!

Lisa Whelchel is the coolest in the world
She keeps my life straight and unfurled
Do not mock her, or you will die
Take me seriously, I do not lie

For these days everyone likes Nancy
They think she's awesome and so fancy
Truth be told, I do not care
Lisa is better, you can't compare

"I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!" Blair cries
Jo is fuming, and her temper flies
Back and forth, bickering they go
Jo and Blair have reached their low

Well in the reunion Blair will not be the same
Her character will almost surly be lame
I mean, she will be missing her other half
Without Jo, she is no laugh

Ignore me if you may
But again I shall say
Do not mock Lisa, or you will die
Take me seriously, I do not lie

*Bows* Thank you, Thank you *Bows again* *Gets standing ovation* Oh Wow really...please...

Now THAT is a good poem

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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°
aka Karli Chica Bungalow, aka Vanilla Martinez, aka Ivy Hutchins, aka Goddess #2, aka Kiwi Coco Puff

Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world:
The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel

[This message has been edited by Lisa Whelchel Forever (edited 11-14-2001).]

Blair-Lisa#1Fan · 11-14-2001, 10:49 PM

OMG! that is sooooo good!!!!!! I LUV IT!!!!!! Good poem Karli!

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--Dana
Actressgrl7@aol.com

Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 11-14-2001, 11:12 PM

As a HUGE Charlotte Rae Fan I find that first poem disgusting........think what you may and as long as they're good thought for you of Charlotte Rae....then whatever.....just don't think anythign BAD about her!!!but nice poem Karli!!that was cool!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it!
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IM me using piggy2111
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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I'm a sports pro------crastinator.-Cathy
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Dorothy: Get back here you WITHERED OLD SICILLAIN MONKEY!
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The greatest come backs of all time I get from Blair Warner, turn blue! In your Ear! and It all sounds so wholesome, I could barf!
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-Lizzie Marie~!

letsgoreyes · 11-14-2001, 11:27 PM

that was a great poem karli. I love lisa 2!

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-Brian C.

StrudelBone · 11-14-2001, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thegamebsc:
that was a great poem karli. I love lisa 2!

Ditto! And who DOESN'T love Lisa??? lol

Adele · 11-14-2001, 11:45 PM

Moi...BUT I do like her.

Cokies · 11-15-2001, 03:14 AM

Hmmm. Creative.

LisaWhelchelFan · 11-15-2001, 04:15 PM

Hey Karli! Thats the coolest poem I ever read! U go girl!!!

Kay Scarpetta · 11-15-2001, 04:22 PM

*takes bows* Ah, yes Thank you, thank you all...

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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°
aka Karli Chica Bungalow, aka Vanilla Martinez, aka Ivy Hutchins, aka Goddess #2, aka Kiwi Coco Puff

Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world:
The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel

[This message has been edited by Lisa Whelchel Forever (edited 11-15-2001).]

factsfanatic · 11-15-2001, 06:20 PM

At first I thought the poem was good,and then it got really distrubing and gross. And another thing if you were a true Mrs. G fan then you would know the she married Bruce not Frank!!!!!!!!!

StrudelBone · 11-15-2001, 06:26 PM

Beverly Ann was married to Frank you dum dum. lol

11-14-2001, 08:23 PM	#1
Blind Mellow Jelly Guest Posts: n/a	Ode to My Favorite Red Head It was back in the 80's when I first saw you upon the screen. It was love at first sight even if I was only a teen. I fell in love with your hair of red. And with great attention I paid every word you said. For the girls you were always there And advice you dispensed with tender loving care I watched you grow from housemother to gourmet cook And thanks to video tape I was afforded a second look I felt it unjust for the girls to date and roam While my Mrs. G was left sewing at home. It was with great envy and distress That I saw you adorned in a wedding dress In 1986 you married Frank and moved overseas Money, happiness, nothing for me could appease. I was so saddened when you left the show Nothing but emptiness and heartache I would know Away from the televison I ran For who wants to see a Mrs. G wannabe Beverly Ann? Though many years have passed since you did depart You will always be my favorite red head in my heart Through all these years the picture of you has remained imbedded in me Mrs. Garrett on the beach in a string bikini I would not think it gross or odd Cause in my eyes you still possess quite a bod So during the reunion movie I'll be watching with glee And picturing the lovely bikini wearing Mrs. G with me! Let's take the good, the bad, the Facts of Life And grow old with me as my lovely red headed wife! With Love, Your BMJ
Blind Mellow Jelly Guest Posts: n/a

11-14-2001, 08:34 PM	#2
Blair-Lisa#1Fan Sandra Bullock Fan! Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 28, 2001 Location: California Posts: 523	that's uhhhh.... good. lol. good rhyming. but i think it's sorta gross. you're a little young for her. but whatever.... ------------------ --Dana Actressgrl7@aol.com Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!

11-14-2001, 08:39 PM	#3
Adele Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 02, 2001 Posts: 634	Ummmmm, well you uh must have A LOT of time on your hands! OMG...that is soooo wrong....Excuse me while I run to the bathroom. [This message has been edited by Adele (edited 11-14-2001).]

11-14-2001, 08:53 PM	#4
Kristina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 27, 2001 Location: CaLiFoRnIa, UsA Posts: 8,890	ew pervert!

11-14-2001, 10:02 PM	#5
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	ew, the poem was fine until you put that nasty stuff in there. You wanna hear a good poem?? Well to bad your hearing it anyways!!! Lisa Whelchel is the coolest in the world She keeps my life straight and unfurled Do not mock her, or you will die Take me seriously, I do not lie For these days everyone likes Nancy They think she's awesome and so fancy Truth be told, I do not care Lisa is better, you can't compare "I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!" Blair cries Jo is fuming, and her temper flies Back and forth, bickering they go Jo and Blair have reached their low Well in the reunion Blair will not be the same Her character will almost surly be lame I mean, she will be missing her other half Without Jo, she is no laugh Ignore me if you may But again I shall say Do not mock Lisa, or you will die Take me seriously, I do not lie Bows Thank you, Thank you Bows again Gets standing ovation Oh Wow really...please... Now THAT is a good poem ------------------ °·.¤-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-¤.·° aka Karli Chica Bungalow, aka Vanilla Martinez, aka Ivy Hutchins, aka Goddess #2, aka Kiwi Coco Puff Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world: The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel [This message has been edited by Lisa Whelchel Forever (edited 11-14-2001).]

11-14-2001, 10:49 PM	#6
Blair-Lisa#1Fan Sandra Bullock Fan! Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 28, 2001 Location: California Posts: 523	OMG! that is sooooo good!!!!!! I LUV IT!!!!!! Good poem Karli! ------------------ --Dana Actressgrl7@aol.com Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!

11-14-2001, 11:12 PM	#7
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	As a HUGE Charlotte Rae Fan I find that first poem disgusting........think what you may and as long as they're good thought for you of Charlotte Rae....then whatever.....just don't think anythign BAD about her!!!but nice poem Karli!!that was cool! ------------------ Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas! ********************** my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!! *********************** I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I WILL meet HER!! *********************** I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it! ********************* IM me using piggy2111 ********************* Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!! ********************* I'm a sports pro------crastinator.-Cathy ********************* Dorothy: Get back here you WITHERED OLD SICILLAIN MONKEY! ********************* The greatest come backs of all time I get from Blair Warner, turn blue! In your Ear! and It all sounds so wholesome, I could barf! *********************** -Lizzie Marie~!

11-14-2001, 11:27 PM	#8
letsgoreyes Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 13, 2001 Posts: 524	that was a great poem karli. I love lisa 2! ------------------ -Brian C.

11-14-2001, 11:45 PM	#10
Adele Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 02, 2001 Posts: 634	Moi...BUT I do like her.

11-15-2001, 03:14 AM	#11
Cokies Head Goonie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,719	Hmmm. Creative.

11-15-2001, 04:15 PM	#12
LisaWhelchelFan Spoiled Gymnast Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 27, 2001 Location: Upper Askam, Pa Posts: 98	Hey Karli! Thats the coolest poem I ever read! U go girl!!!

11-15-2001, 04:22 PM	#13
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	takes bows Ah, yes Thank you, thank you all... ------------------ °·.¤-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-¤.·° aka Karli Chica Bungalow, aka Vanilla Martinez, aka Ivy Hutchins, aka Goddess #2, aka Kiwi Coco Puff Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world: The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel [This message has been edited by Lisa Whelchel Forever (edited 11-15-2001).]

11-15-2001, 06:20 PM	#14
factsfanatic Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 13, 2000 Location: SC Posts: 125	At first I thought the poem was good,and then it got really distrubing and gross. And another thing if you were a true Mrs. G fan then you would know the she married Bruce not Frank!!!!!!!!!

11-15-2001, 06:26 PM	#15
StrudelBone Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 14, 2001 Posts: 592	Beverly Ann was married to Frank you dum dum. lol