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Janice Johnson · 05-19-2004, 09:56 AM

What Have you Done For Me Lately by Janet Jackson

Used to go to dinner almost every night
Dancin' 'til I thought I'd lose my breath
Ahh
Now it seems your dancing feet are always on my couch
Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death
Ain't that a shame

Roses by Outkast
Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "witch" (witch)
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)

P.I.M.P. Remix by 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg
i got some butter pecan puerto ricans from the boogie down
thats waitin on me to return so they can snatch these braids out and put my **** in a perm.

Steve M. · 05-19-2004, 10:21 PM

The Duke of Prunes by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

A moon beam through the prune in June
Reveals your chest,
I see your lovely beans and in that magic go-cart,
I bite your neck.
Ther cheese I have for you, my dear,
Is real and very new.

New cheese!!

Janice Johnson · 05-27-2004, 10:05 AM

We Can Change The World
Tomorrow
This Could Be A Better Place
If You Don’t like What I’m
Sayin’
Then Won’t You Slap My
Face

05-19-2004, 09:56 AM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,738	Funny lyrics or memorable quotes/lyrics from songs? What Have you Done For Me Lately by Janet Jackson Used to go to dinner almost every night Dancin' 'til I thought I'd lose my breath Ahh Now it seems your dancing feet are always on my couch Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death Ain't that a shame Roses by Outkast Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "witch" (witch) I hope she's speeding on the way to the club Trying to hurry up to get to some Baller or singer or somebody like that And try to put on her makeup in the mirror And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!) P.I.M.P. Remix by 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg i got some butter pecan puerto ricans from the boogie down thats waitin on me to return so they can snatch these braids out and put my **** in a perm.

05-27-2004, 10:05 AM	#3
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,738	Bad by Michael Jackson We Can Change The World Tomorrow This Could Be A Better Place If You Don’t like What I’m Sayin’ Then Won’t You Slap My Face

05-19-2004, 10:21 PM	#2
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,274	The Duke of Prunes by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention A moon beam through the prune in June Reveals your chest, I see your lovely beans and in that magic go-cart, I bite your neck. Ther cheese I have for you, my dear, Is real and very new. New cheese!!