iTV Upfront 2004 (Fake channel)

[barwars]

May 18, 2004

iTV launches with a plethora of sitcoms from yesterday, and the day before.

The "i" can be taken to mean whatever you wish -- intelligent, interesting, or my personal favorite, i'm too smart to watch dumb shows.

iTV launches with only 8 shows in its overnight schedule -- Cheers, Frasier, Taxi, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Family Ties, The Odd Couple, and The Jeffersons.

Over the course of the year, and beyond -- many new series will be added from Rhoda to Seinfeld and Make Room for Daddy to All in the Family.

iTV launches on May 31, 2004 with this schedule:

8:00 Family Ties
8:30 The Dick Van Dyke Show
9:00 Mary Tyler Moore
9:30 The Odd Couple
10:00 The Jeffersons
10:30 The Jeffersons
11:00 Taxi
11:30 Taxi
12:00 Cheers
12:30 Cheers
1:00 Frasier
1:30 Frasier
2:00 The Odd Couple
2:30 The Odd Couple
3:00 Mary Tyler Moore
3:30 Mary Tyler Moore
4:00 The Dick Van Dyke Show
4:30 The Dick Van Dyke Show
5:00 Family Ties
5:30 Family Ties

June 12&13 - 48hrs of "The Bob Newhart Show"
June 19&20 - 48hrs of "Newhart"

Schedule Change Coming June 21st

*This is all fake, including me.

[barwars]

June 21, 2004

iTV welcomes The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart to the schedule to help elliminate double-takes as soon as possible.

Beginning tonight, here's what the schedule will now look like:


8:00 Family Ties
8:30 The Dick Van Dyke Show
9:00 Mary Tyler Moore
9:30 The Bob Newhart Show (replaces "The Odd Couple")
10:00 Newhart (replaces "The Jeffersons")
10:30 The Odd Couple (replaces "The Jeffersons")
11:00 Taxi
11:30 Cheers (replaces "Taxi")
12:00 Frasier (replaces "Cheers")
12:30 The Jeffersons (replaces "Cheers")
1:00 The Jeffersons (replaces "Frasier")
1:30 Frasier
2:00 Cheers (replaces "The Odd Couple")
2:30 Taxi (replaces "The Odd Couple")
3:00 The Odd Couple (replaces "Mary Tyler Moore")
3:30 Newhart (replaces "Mary Tyler Moore")
4:00 The Bob Newhart Show (replaces "The Dick Van Dyke Show")
4:30 Mary Tyler Moore (replaces "The Dick Van Dyke Show")
5:00 The Dick Van Dyke Show (replaces "Family Ties")
5:30 Family Ties