QUIZ: How TJL Are You? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

TJL · 05-13-2004, 09:12 PM

So, you think you’re TJL?

Oh sure, you may have the same ruggedly handsome features as TJL, maybe even his impeccable singing voice or his phenomenal taste in antique glassware, but just how TJL are you, you wannabe playa liar liar pants on fire!

Take this little quiz and find out how TJL you are!

1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these:
a. A monkey costume on stage in “Lion King.”
b. In a snuggly robe, sipping flavored coffees while reading a good book.
c. A prison cell.
d. A fine tavern drinking beer and receiving abuse from the barstaff.

2. TJL is:
a. Married
b. Single but looking.
c. Single, still single.
d. Next f***ing question please!

3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character?
a. Beau, the lame Sweathog that showed up when Travolta left “Welcome Back Kotter.”
b. Scott Baio in “Charles In Charge.” Cause I want Charles in charge of me.
c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “M*A*S*H.”
d.That guy on that show who died. You know which one. It took place in an office I think.

4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include:
a.Playing golf
b.Cruising Central Park on his bike.
c. Screaming his head off with everyone else outside the TRL studio.
d. Bible study. At a bar. Okay, drinking at a bar. It’s sad, really.

5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?
a. A mighty oak
b. A mighty oak with a drinking problem.
c. A mighty oak who misses his Mommy.
d. And can’t find a girlfriend, you pathetic bastard!

AKA · 05-13-2004, 09:19 PM

I'm 47.84% TJL. And the reason I'm able to come to this conclusion without a scoring guide is because I used to ponder this very subject every night.

After 18 months of math equasions, chemical interaction experiments, and frog dissecting, I came to the scientific answer of 47.84.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 05-13-2004, 09:37 PM

100% I've been posing as a 15 year old girl all this time.

Haha...joke...I swear.

Sargent Stewie · 05-13-2004, 10:41 PM

What TJL mean first of all?

Janice · 05-13-2004, 11:20 PM

D C C D A. Now where's my gold star?

dandelion wine · 05-13-2004, 11:50 PM

These are great. Mine are the same as Janice's, and no I didn't cheat!

dawsongirl · 05-14-2004, 02:09 AM

1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these:

d. A fine tavern drinking beer and receiving abuse from the barstaff.

Though I swear that was you in that monkey suit on 5th Ave.

2. TJL is:

c. Single, still single.

3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character?

c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “M*A*S*H.”

4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include:

b.Cruising Central Park on his bike.

5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?

b. A mighty oak with a drinking problem.

Do I win a prize?

PZelda · 05-14-2004, 02:40 AM

Take this little quiz and find out how TJL you are!

1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these:
a. A monkey costume on stage in “Lion King.”

2. TJL is:
d. Next f***ing question please!

3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character?
c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “M*A*S*H.”

4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include:
c. Screaming his head off with everyone else outside the TRL studio.

5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?
c. A mighty oak who misses his Mommy.

Cashodeen · 05-14-2004, 04:09 AM

1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these:
a. A monkey costume on stage in “Lion King.”
b. In a snuggly robe, sipping flavored coffees while reading a good book.
c. A prison cell.
d. A fine tavern drinking beer and receiving abuse from the barstaff.

2. TJL is:
a. Married
b. Single but looking.
c. Single, still single. (I'm basing this one some of your hilarious posts about dating. And if I'm right, it's a travesty, man, a travesty.)
d. Next f***ing question please!

3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character?
a. Beau, the lame Sweathog that showed up when Travolta left “Welcome Back Kotter.”
b. Scott Baio in “Charles In Charge.” Cause I want Charles in charge of me.
c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “M*A*S*H.”
d.That guy on that show who died. You know which one. It took place in an office I think.

4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include:
a.Playing golf
b.Cruising Central Park on his bike.
c. Screaming his head off with everyone else outside the TRL studio.
d. Bible study. At a bar. Okay, drinking at a bar. It’s sad, really.

5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?
a. A mighty oak
b. A mighty oak with a drinking problem.
c. A mighty oak who misses his Mommy.
d. And can’t find a girlfriend, you pathetic bastard!

TJL · 05-14-2004, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cena637
What TJL mean first of all?

I've been trying to figure that out for years.

Cactus Jack · 05-14-2004, 08:09 AM

1. D
2.C
3.C
4.D
5.A

Chocoholic · 05-14-2004, 09:58 AM

1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these:
d. A fine tavern drinking beer and receiving abuse from the barstaff.

2. TJL is:
d. Next f***ing question please! <I can't believe such a sweet and funny guy like you hasn't been snatched up already, TJL!>

3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character?
c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “M*A*S*H. <For some reason, TJL, you make me think of Brian Hackett from Wings

>

4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include:
d. Bible study. At a bar. Okay, drinking at a bar. It’s sad, really.

5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?

b. A mighty oak with a drinking problem.
c. A mighty oak who misses his Mommy.
d. And can’t find a girlfriend, you pathetic bastard!

TJL · 05-14-2004, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sideshow Kristen
<For some reason, TJL, you make me think of Brian Hackett from Wings >

At least I don't remind you of Lowell.

Chocoholic · 05-14-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
At least I don't remind you of Lowell.

Nahhh, you're way too intelligent to be Lowell

Your love life makes me suspect you're Antonio though.

MonarC · 05-14-2004, 07:06 PM

1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these:

a. A monkey costume on stage in “Lion King.”

2. TJL is:

d. Next f***ing question please!

3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character?

c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “M*A*S*H.”

4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include:

c. Screaming his head off with everyone else outside the TRL studio.

5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?

a. A mighty oak

05-13-2004, 09:12 PM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	QUIZ: How TJL Are You? So, you think you’re TJL? Oh sure, you may have the same ruggedly handsome features as TJL, maybe even his impeccable singing voice or his phenomenal taste in antique glassware, but just how TJL are you, you wannabe playa liar liar pants on fire! Take this little quiz and find out how TJL you are! 1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these: a. A monkey costume on stage in “Lion King.” b. In a snuggly robe, sipping flavored coffees while reading a good book. c. A prison cell. d. A fine tavern drinking beer and receiving abuse from the barstaff. 2. TJL is: a. Married b. Single but looking. c. Single, still single. d. Next f**ing question please! 3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character? a. Beau, the lame Sweathog that showed up when Travolta left “Welcome Back Kotter.” b. Scott Baio in “Charles In Charge.” Cause I want Charles in charge of me. c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “MASH.” d.That guy on that show who died. You know which one. It took place in an office I think. 4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include: a.Playing golf b.Cruising Central Park on his bike. c. Screaming his head off with everyone else outside the TRL studio. d. Bible study. At a bar. Okay, drinking at a bar. It’s sad, really. 5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be? a. A mighty oak b. A mighty oak with a drinking problem. c. A mighty oak who misses his Mommy. d. And can’t find a girlfriend, you pathetic bastard!
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05-13-2004, 09:37 PM	#3
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05-13-2004, 10:41 PM	#4
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05-14-2004, 02:09 AM	#7
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Re: QUIZ: How TJL Are You? 1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these: d. A fine tavern drinking beer and receiving abuse from the barstaff. Though I swear that was you in that monkey suit on 5th Ave. 2. TJL is: c. Single, still single. 3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character? c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “MAS*H.” 4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include: b.Cruising Central Park on his bike. 5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be? b. A mighty oak with a drinking problem. Do I win a prize?

05-14-2004, 02:40 AM	#8
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	Re: QUIZ: How TJL Are You? Take this little quiz and find out how TJL you are! 1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these: a. A monkey costume on stage in “Lion King.” 2. TJL is: d. Next f**ing question please! 3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character? c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “MASH.” 4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include: c. Screaming his head off with everyone else outside the TRL studio. 5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be? c. A mighty oak who misses his Mommy.
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05-13-2004, 09:19 PM	#2
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	I'm 47.84% TJL. And the reason I'm able to come to this conclusion without a scoring guide is because I used to ponder this very subject every night. After 18 months of math equasions, chemical interaction experiments, and frog dissecting, I came to the scientific answer of 47.84.

05-13-2004, 11:20 PM	#5
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	D C C D A. Now where's my gold star?

05-13-2004, 11:50 PM	#6
dandelion wine ~ Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 20, 2003 Location: Behind the Couch Posts: 34,967	These are great. Mine are the same as Janice's, and no I didn't cheat!

05-14-2004, 04:09 AM	#9
Cashodeen Hi. Forum Star Join Date: Aug 30, 2001 Posts: 11,363	Re: QUIZ: How TJL Are You? 1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these: a. A monkey costume on stage in “Lion King.” b. In a snuggly robe, sipping flavored coffees while reading a good book. c. A prison cell. d. A fine tavern drinking beer and receiving abuse from the barstaff. 2. TJL is: a. Married b. Single but looking. c. Single, still single. (I'm basing this one some of your hilarious posts about dating. And if I'm right, it's a travesty, man, a travesty.) d. Next f**ing question please! 3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character? a. Beau, the lame Sweathog that showed up when Travolta left “Welcome Back Kotter.” b. Scott Baio in “Charles In Charge.” Cause I want Charles in charge of me. c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “MASH.” d.That guy on that show who died. You know which one. It took place in an office I think. 4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include: a.Playing golf b.Cruising Central Park on his bike. c. Screaming his head off with everyone else outside the TRL studio. d. Bible study. At a bar. Okay, drinking at a bar. It’s sad, really. 5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be? a. A mighty oak b. A mighty oak with a drinking problem. c. A mighty oak who misses his Mommy. d. And can’t find a girlfriend, you pathetic bastard!

05-14-2004, 08:09 AM	#11
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05-14-2004, 09:58 AM	#12
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Re: QUIZ: How TJL Are You? 1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these: d. A fine tavern drinking beer and receiving abuse from the barstaff. 2. TJL is: d. Next f**ing question please! <I can't believe such a sweet and funny guy like you hasn't been snatched up already, TJL!> 3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character? c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “MASH. <For some reason, TJL, you make me think of Brian Hackett from Wings > 4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include: d. Bible study. At a bar. Okay, drinking at a bar. It’s sad, really. 5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be? b. A mighty oak with a drinking problem. c. A mighty oak who misses his Mommy. d. And can’t find a girlfriend, you pathetic bastard!

05-14-2004, 07:06 PM	#15
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	Re: QUIZ: How TJL Are You? 1. Many nights you can find TJL in one of these: a. A monkey costume on stage in “Lion King.” 2. TJL is: d. Next fing question please!* 3. TJL’s Sitcom’s Online persona is fashioned after what wisecracking sitcom character? *c. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from “MASH.” 4. When not frequenting the message boards, TJL’s hobbies include: c. Screaming his head off with everyone else outside the TRL studio.** 5. If TJL were a tree, what kind of tree would he be? a. A mighty oak