wham bam, thank you ma'am... ;) New fic... "Love In Las Vegas"

[CD DeLorenzo]

Alrighty, Michelle and I had an idea for a TD/CSI x-over, since Tracey was on CSI and because Michelle loves CSI anyway and yeah, here it comes... so far it's just TD, enjoy!

Disclaimers: The shows belong to their producers and the TV stations and production companies and so on. We're just writing for fun... and having a helluva lot of that. So Enjoy!

The Division/CSI crossovers (with references to the CSI ep Bad Words because Tracey Needham (CD on The Division) had a guest appearance as Jessica Abernathy in that episode)

Love in Las Vegas
by Michelle and cat


It was yet another Friday afternoon, no different from all the other ones. People were doing their every day routine at work: teachers in their schools, doctors and nurses in the hospitals, cops at various crime scenes...

While at the east coast the people were getting off work again already and were free to enjoy their weekends in Miami, New York, Boston, or whereever they lived, those on the west coast, for example in Los Angeles, San Francisco or Las Vegas had a few more hours left until it was time for them to start into the weekend.

Not all of them were looking forward to it that much though. "I can't believe we're on call again this weekend. I swear as soon as we walk out of the door, we'll get a case." A tall blonde cop was muttering to her partner while they were wrapping up the paperwork of their last case.

"Chill out, we might get lucky." With a wink he smirked at her and she couldn't help but smile back at him.

The little scene was observed by their commanding officer from her office. Like the others Captain Kate McCafferty was waiting for the weekend to start. Chuckling she watched the Inspectors chat while they finished up their reports. Sighing she realized that she herself had some more paperwork waiting on her desk that she had to complete before she could call it a day.

As she put on her glasses again and looked at the papers in front of her, the door to her office opened and the last person she wanted to see right now walked in. "Captain."

"Sir." Forcing a smile she put her glasses down again and got up to greet the Chief of Police, hoping he wasn't there to chew her ass off for whatever reason.

Kate shook his hand. The only thing she could think of was how that should have been her standing there as the Chief of Police, and not him. She smiled at him, and asked, "So what did you need?" Bracing herself she waited for his answer.

"Well..." he said, "I have some good news."

Kate interrupted him, "Well there's a first for everything."

"Yes, there is." He smiled as well, but it was a nice smile just one for politeness. "In our district this year your division arrested most people with convictions, and as a reward all of you, get a week vaction to Las Vegas."

"This some kinda joke?" Kate asked suprised.

"No joke." To affirm what he had just said, he handed her a paper and six plane tickets to Las Vegas. "Your division has the most solved crimes in the whole San Francisco area. So to increase the number of solved cases we decided to reward the best Division with a week long vacation every year."

"Very well." Proudly Kate took the tickets from him. "We'll make sure to win every year then."

He stood to leave, and said, "Well then I look forward to giving you these tickets every year then." Though he doubted that to be true. However he didn't know how good of a captain Kate was, nor did he know how good the people who worked under her were. They walked to the door and he said, "Have a good day Kate."

"You do the same." Kate said, and shut the door behind him. Then she went to sit down, and as she did, she put her feet up on her desk. "Well well well." She said to herself. Now all she needed was a drink in her hand, and with a little smile she thought to herself, and some gambling chips, and she would be all ready. First though she had to tell her inspectors." She got up from her desk, and walked outside, and said, "Everyone listen up. I got some news."

"I knew we'd get a case" Inspector Candace DeLorenzo muttered to her partner, Nathan Basso.

"Hell, she might have good news." The dark-haired handsome man grinned, optimistic to whatever their boss had to tell them.

"What's up Cap?" The lively African-American woman with the desk closest to their bosses office grinned. She had tried to eavesdrop on the conversation but all she had heard was Las Vegas. So she wondered what this was about now. "Come on, tell us already!"

With a small smile playing on her lips Kate decided to let them dangle on her hook a little before telling them the great news. "Patience Inspector Washington, pacience."

"Yeah Raina, really. We'll hear the bad news soon enough." Rolling her eyes the dark haired woman who was sitting on her desk took a sip out of her waterbottle and then sat that down next to the nameplate that read 'Jinny Exstead, Inspector'.

"Okay--" Kate sighed, "I will give ya that bad news. Well it seems that the SF trash deparment has lasped in their job, and the people of San Fran haven't been doing their job at keeping the parks clean. So the Mayor, and Chief of Police have made a plan that all officers and inspectors of the SFPD would have to go for chairty this weekend, and clean the streets of San Francisco this weekend, and since it's chairty non of us get paid."

As soon as she had said it, Kate heard them protest all at once.

Raina asked, "What?!"

Nate jumped up, "You got to be kidding me!"

CD crossed her arms, "I am not picking up trash."

Magda shook her head, "Umm...I don't think so."

Jinny laughed full of sarcasm, "No way in hell!"

Kate started laughing, "God I am good."

No one seeing the humor in this at all, Jinny said, "I must have missed the joke!" Everyone agreed to that.

Kate said, "It's a late April fool's day joke. Besides I'm getting all of you back for the missing dead body story."

"Ha ha, very funny." Raina muttered.

"Yeah, and don't you remember cap, you found that body after all!" With a grin Jinny reminded her of that.

"SITTING IN MY CHAIR!" Kate glared at the witty woman who was laughing again now. "You think it's funny to walk into your office and see a rotting corpse taking a nap in your chair?!?"

"Well I don't have my own office... but if you get me one, I'm sure I'll find it hilarious." Again Jinny smirked.

"Cap... corpses don't take naps... corpses are just... ya know... dead..." Nate joined the laughter as he corrected her.

"Except the corpse in this case was really tired and fell asleep in that comfortable chair of yours." CD laughed as well, remembering that day vividly.

"You people are disguisting!" Kate glared at them, for a moment she even considered to give those tickets to her daughter Amanda and her friends, but that would be unfair too. "And you of all people, Inspector DeLorenzo! I can't believe YOU played along!"

"Are you kidding me? That was hilarious! I said hell yeah right away!" Laughing CD remembered how Nate and Jinny had told her about the little prank idea.

Wrapping his arm around CD's shoulder Nate grinned. "And didn't she look pretty with all that gore makeup?" He winked at his partner. "We should dress you up as zombie more often, you don't look as scary as usual then..."

"Nate Basso, you little jerk!" For that little compliment she shot her partner a glare. "I swear I can make you look like a corpse without any make-up."

"Uh oh..." Quickly he withdrew his arm again. "Don't hurt me, I have a date tonight..."

"With your right hand, huh?" Jinny winked at him.

Kate laughed at that, she thought at least the subject had turned off her, "Well Nate, if you have a date with a woman or your hand is well... none of my business, but you all might want to start packing."

Jinny sighed, "Here it comes that bad news."

"Well.." Kate said, "If, you call a free trip to Vegas bad news well then you're in for a crappy vacation."

[MovieHuntress17]

Lmao! That was awesome Peeps! POST MORE SOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maria1986]

Great job guys!!!! This awsome!! Keep it comin'!!

[Snowfall]

LOL! That was so funny! Great job so far, you two----post more soon!

[CD DeLorenzo]

here's part two, for the faithful

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"Well.." Kate said, "If, you call a free trip to Vegas bad news well then you're in for a crappy vacation."

CD asked, "WE get to go to Vegas? What's the deal, when does that bad news come?"

"Geez." Kate said "You guys are suspicious. What makes you think there is bad news?"

Jinny agreeing with CD, said, "Cause there's always bad news after something good happens."

Kate said, "Nope no bad news. It's all good. The Chief of Police said that we were the division with the most solved cases in San Francisco. So as a reward they are sending us to Las Vegas." Kate smiled

"You know--" Raina said, "This reminds me of one of the Designing Women episiode where they went on a vaction and all they had was bad luck."

"Oh god Raina, please!" Annoyed Jinny rolled her eyes.

"I'm telling ya, that's an omen!" With her pencil Raina pointed at Jinny.

"Yeah right, of course Raina." CD was as annoyed as Jinny. "We're all going to die because you watch too much TV, sure."

Angrily Raina looked at the blonde woman. "All I'm saying is..."

At that Kate cut her off. "I don't care what you think, but I am looking forward to this and I will enjoy my week in Las Vegas. Lazily lying at the pool, suntanning with delicious drinks, enjoying the casinos, trying my luck, room service..."

"Cheap hookers... and strip shows everywhere..." Nate added with a huge smirk while the women groaned at him and CD hit him over the head with a file.

"Syphilis, Hepatitis, HIV..." She rolled her eyes at him.

Nate looked at CD, "Oh come on guys? You can't tell me that none of you would like to see some of them strip clubs?"

CD smiled in return, and said, "Only if they have two balls, and a stick in the middle."

Kate said, "Amen!"

Jinny smiled, "I am all for that."

Nate frowned, "Damn I have to be the only damn guy in this place!"

"Oh come on! Like you don't enjoy it..." CD rolled her eyes.

"Maybe... a little..." Nate admitted with a little smirk.

"Sooo..." To change the topic back to their vacation again Raina looked at Kate. "We leave on Monday?"

"Exactly." With that Kate held up the tickets.

With a broad grin Magda looked at them. "Maybe I should ask Jonah if he wants to..."

"NO!" All of the others said in unision. They hated it how their friend had changed and was cheating on her husband now and rather spent time with her lover than her family.

"Oh" Jinny said, "That reminds me, there's this place I read about in the newspaper. It's this night club, and it's like this huge bubble bath with all these bubbles, and dancing. We should all go there. It would be a bunch of fun!"

Nate grinned, "Isn't that the place where a woman was found dead, and they also found a bunch of sperm in the joint as well?"

Jinny smiled, "Yeah that would be the place." Jinny patted Nate's back, "I am sure that's where the two of you could get your orgy going!" She smirked at him. "You and your hand, that is..."

Kate's eyes got huge, and she said, "You had me all the way up to the huge orgy... at that I think I am going back to work." She walked back into her office completely grossed out at this point.

"Spoilsport..." Magda muttered and picked up the phone to find a babysitter for her son for that week.

[MovieHuntress17]

That was Great!!!! POST MORE SOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shortcake31]

That was hilarious. I luv this fic. Keep it comin'

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
"Syphilis, Hepatitis, HIV..." She rolled her eyes at him.

lmao, i loved that line so much

well, i'm not part of the faithful, but i loved it and can't wait till more

[Snowfall]

LOL, this fic is soooooo funny! I loved the reference to Desiging Women---I know that episode well! And ooooooh, I can't wait to see how everyone acts when they're drunk, especially our favorite couple.

[CD DeLorenzo]

Michelle and I are glad ya all like! Here's more

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The weekend had gone by fast, and almost everyone was at the airport. Raina was still on her doom kick. "What if, the plane crashes?"

Jinny rolled her eyes, that was not something to say in the middle of an airport, "You say one more word about crashing, and I am going to crash you into next year!"

"How come everytime we all go somewhere you threaten me, Jinny?" Raina looked at her with big eyes.

"Why? Because you ask stupid questions such as that one!" Jinny muttered.

"I do not!" Raina pouted.

"You do to!" Jinny yelled.

Kate sighed, "Kids... kids... Would you please stop fighting? Otherwise you won't be able to go to Las Vegas."

They both asked, "How will you stop us from going?"

Kate smirked and held out the tickets, "Cause I still have all of the tickets!" Both Jinny, and Raina groaned, "Now hug, and make up." Kate smiled.

"You aren't making me hug her... ARE you?" Jinny asked.

Kate smirked, "You want your tickets don't you?" Before either of them could take the tickets away Kate put them in her pocket. Yet again Kate smirked, "Now come on where's that hug?... The two of you want your tickets don't you?"

Jinny huffed, but in truth she kinda saw Raina as the little sister she didn't have. And Raina saw Jinny as her big sister. The two of them scooted near each other, and gave a quick hug, and after Jinny grumbled, "You better not have cooties."

At that moment they saw CD and Nate approach, apparently argueing about something.

"I CANNOT believe you gave that cabdriver your phonenumber as tip!" CD muttered while Nate kept on trying to grab her suitcase to carry it for her, but she didn't want that.

"Come on, she was cute." Nate smirked. "Now let me carry that thing!"

"NO! I can carry it myself you hobby Casanova." With that they reached Jinny, Raina and Kate.

Kate sighed yet again, "This is gonna be a LONG trip. Has anyone seen Magda?" Kate asked

Everyone looked at each other and they shook their heads no. Raina frowned. "See this is how it starts, One person of a group gets lost, and then you find them all cut up in somebody elses suitcase, or in the plane bathroom!"

Jinny hit Raina upside the head, "Would you stop your nonsense! She is probably saying bye to Ben and Gabe."

CD mumbled, "Or saying bye to her other boyfriend."

"Well," Nate said, "That would be a good send-off at least!"

CD hit is head, "You're just upset that we didn't do it before we left."

At that Kate raised her eyebrows. "I wasn't aware you two are 'doing it' in the first place...."

"Well we're not!" CD shot a glare at Nate. "But his date stood him up and he showed up at my place drunk on Friday, so he slept on my couch, and decided to just spend the whole weekend with me, trying to get laid."

Nate had a huge smile on his face, "Is that why you called my name out in your dreams?"

"Who called out your name in the middle of the night?" Magda walked up behind them.

Nate smirked and said, "CD was."

CD started to object right away, not wanting them to know that she was having romantic and erotic dreams about her partner. "Well I was having a nightmare. Something about you cutting me into little pieces, and putting me into Raina's suitecase."

At that Raina shrieked and pulled her gun out and aimed it at Nate. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOTIC KILLER!"

[1strunfan]

Too funny!!!!

[MovieHuntress17]

POST MORE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Shortcake31]

POST MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[candace~n~nathan]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, i was gonna try and quote my fav line, but there was like FOUR different parts that i freakin loved!!!!! that was o so great!!!!!!!!!!! please post more ASAP!!!!

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, i was gonna try and quote my fav line, but there was like FOUR different parts that i freakin loved!!!!! that was o so great!!!!!!!!!!! please post more ASAP!!!!

lol! So quote em all! What were they?