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The Modfather · 05-09-2004, 11:38 AM

Envy, it was a waste of money and if your going to see it, DON'T.

Kazza · 05-09-2004, 01:11 PM

The worst movie I've seen it's called 'IShtar'

Janice · 05-09-2004, 02:24 PM

The only movie I ever walked out of theater on was Dune, and Gigli was even worse than I expected.

HootervilleFan · 05-09-2004, 02:37 PM

Ishtar's kind of a given...it's the one long-standing joke in the film industry. Recently overtaken by Gigli, I think as the worst movie ever made. There was Waterworld...that was supposedly pretty dreadful. I haven't seen it. I tend to read reviews, and go from there. I go more for the stars involved, and tend to chose Romantic Comedy over drama or special effects. I can say "Godzilla" was pretty darn awful..I DID see that one!

Dean Winchester · 05-09-2004, 04:18 PM

I kinda figured Envy would be awful

Brian · 05-09-2004, 04:29 PM

The worst movie I have ever seen was Bo Derek's Tarzan, the Ape Man. As Leonard Maltin put it, "If you really want to see Derek unclothed buy a pinup calednar." That movie is boring, cheesy, and just bad.

There are other films that I think are the worst that were on Mystery Science Theater 3000. There are three movies on that show that saw that I think are the worst ever made.

Manos, the Hands of Fate - Arguably the worst movie on MST3K. Bad sound, bad movie, and bad script. Three actors committed suicide after the film was made but I don't know if the movie had anything to do with it.

The Creeping Terror - This film is about a "creature from beyond our solar system" that looks like a mix of a Chinese dragon and a giant caterpillar. It eats people. But there's more to it than that. Nobody even makes an attempt to get away from it and the creature moves very slowly. They then help the monster eat them my shoveling themselves in. Most of the dialogue was replaced by a narrator's voice because the director accidentally knocked the sound recording equipment in the lake and there was not enough money in the budget to replace it.

The Beast of Yucca Flats - More like "The Beast of Yucky Flats." Get this: the entire film is narrated by the film's director, Coleman Francis, because all the sound was accidentally erased during postproduction. The narration is weird because it seems like Francis is saying random stuff. One notable line is, "Flag on the moon. How did it get there?" There is some dialogue but you can only hear it when a character is off camera.

Dean Winchester · 05-09-2004, 04:34 PM

unintentionally bad?

Madonna's Swept Away

intentionally bad?

Crocodile

Silver Bullet · 05-09-2004, 07:29 PM

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. This is one of the worst movies ever made IMO.

Nighthawk76 · 05-09-2004, 10:52 PM

I think that Armageddon with Bruce Willis was probably the worst movie ever made. The acting was terrible and the script was terrible. And the animal crackers scene between Ben Afflect and Liv Tyler was awful.

Ewan's My Man · 05-09-2004, 10:54 PM

The Cat in the Hat...I seriously was ready to take the pins off my purse and stab my frikin eyes out. That movie made me want to cry it was so painful to watch.

Dutabi84 · 05-10-2004, 12:06 AM

The Jerky Boys movie was horrible. Worst. Movie. Ever.

Dutabi84 · 05-10-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Dutabi84
The Jerky Boys movie was horrible. Worst. Movie. Ever.

So was "The man who knew too little." One of very few failures by Bill Murray.

dandelion wine · 05-10-2004, 12:12 AM

Glitter

Anaconda

Jaws: The Revenge (If you think Halloween 3: Season of the Witch was bad, try this one on for size)

Amityville 1992: It's About Time

Mr. Television · 05-10-2004, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by little insomniac
Glitter

Anaconda

Jaws: The Revenge (If you think Halloween 3: Season of the Witch was bad, try this one on for size)

Amityville 1992: It's About Time

Jaws The Revenge was awful. I don't know what they were thinking.

dandelion wine · 05-10-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by mr roper
Jaws The Revenge was awful. I don't know what they were thinking.

It made my eyes burn and I'm telling you right now, I was too busy laughing to even think about being scared.

They should've quit while they were ahead. Michael Caine couldn't even save the day.

05-09-2004, 11:38 AM	#1
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Worst movie I've EVER seen is... Envy, it was a waste of money and if your going to see it, DON'T.

05-09-2004, 07:29 PM	#8
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05-09-2004, 10:54 PM	#10
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	The Cat in the Hat...I seriously was ready to take the pins off my purse and stab my frikin eyes out. That movie made me want to cry it was so painful to watch.
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05-09-2004, 01:11 PM	#2
Kazza Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Posts: 3,244	The worst movie I've seen it's called 'IShtar'

05-09-2004, 02:24 PM	#3
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	The only movie I ever walked out of theater on was Dune, and Gigli was even worse than I expected.

05-09-2004, 02:37 PM	#4
HootervilleFan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 01, 2004 Posts: 186	Ishtar's kind of a given...it's the one long-standing joke in the film industry. Recently overtaken by Gigli, I think as the worst movie ever made. There was Waterworld...that was supposedly pretty dreadful. I haven't seen it. I tend to read reviews, and go from there. I go more for the stars involved, and tend to chose Romantic Comedy over drama or special effects. I can say "Godzilla" was pretty darn awful..I DID see that one!

05-09-2004, 04:18 PM	#5
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	I kinda figured Envy would be awful

05-09-2004, 04:29 PM	#6
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	The worst movie I have ever seen was Bo Derek's Tarzan, the Ape Man. As Leonard Maltin put it, "If you really want to see Derek unclothed buy a pinup calednar." That movie is boring, cheesy, and just bad. There are other films that I think are the worst that were on Mystery Science Theater 3000. There are three movies on that show that saw that I think are the worst ever made. Manos, the Hands of Fate - Arguably the worst movie on MST3K. Bad sound, bad movie, and bad script. Three actors committed suicide after the film was made but I don't know if the movie had anything to do with it. The Creeping Terror - This film is about a "creature from beyond our solar system" that looks like a mix of a Chinese dragon and a giant caterpillar. It eats people. But there's more to it than that. Nobody even makes an attempt to get away from it and the creature moves very slowly. They then help the monster eat them my shoveling themselves in. Most of the dialogue was replaced by a narrator's voice because the director accidentally knocked the sound recording equipment in the lake and there was not enough money in the budget to replace it. The Beast of Yucca Flats - More like "The Beast of Yucky Flats." Get this: the entire film is narrated by the film's director, Coleman Francis, because all the sound was accidentally erased during postproduction. The narration is weird because it seems like Francis is saying random stuff. One notable line is, "Flag on the moon. How did it get there?" There is some dialogue but you can only hear it when a character is off camera.

05-09-2004, 04:34 PM	#7
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	unintentionally bad? Madonna's Swept Away intentionally bad? Crocodile

05-09-2004, 10:52 PM	#9
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	I think that Armageddon with Bruce Willis was probably the worst movie ever made. The acting was terrible and the script was terrible. And the animal crackers scene between Ben Afflect and Liv Tyler was awful.

05-10-2004, 12:06 AM	#11
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	The Jerky Boys movie was horrible. Worst. Movie. Ever.

05-10-2004, 12:12 AM	#13
dandelion wine ~ Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 20, 2003 Location: Behind the Couch Posts: 34,967	Glitter Anaconda Jaws: The Revenge (If you think Halloween 3: Season of the Witch was bad, try this one on for size) Amityville 1992: It's About Time