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HIGH ENOUGH · 05-06-2004, 10:24 PM

Fran (coming down the stairs): Do I live in a barn yard?!
Mama: No. You live in house, but I think you belong in a home.

Naomi: Come on, Ms. Harper. Join the party. Take a trip to a new dimension.
Mama: No thank you. Living with you lame brains is Twlight Zone enough for me.

There's more, but I can't think of them right now.

Penny Lane · 05-07-2004, 01:04 PM

Naomi; "Magic moments between a man and a woman are spiritual and ought not to be screwed with".

Mama walking in on Naomi and Vint making out; "You could look "disgusting" up in the dictionary and this is what you'd see"

Leigh Ann · 05-07-2004, 06:36 PM

The one in my sig:

Eunice: Oh where oh where did I go wrong?!
Naomi: Shall I start with that hairdo and work my way down?

I'll probably think of more later.

FamilyTiesGOP · 05-07-2004, 07:32 PM

I can't pinpoint just a few, there are good ones from almost every episode!

jterry · 05-07-2004, 08:28 PM

Eunice: ".....All I do is cook and clean!"
Mama: "Well Hell, you can't even do that!"

LOL!
HAHAHAHAH!

MamasFamilyFan2003 · 05-16-2004, 07:09 PM

mama: hello little aphids... its time for your morning bath.... APRIL FOOLS YA DIRTY SAP SUCKERS! NOW ROLE OVER AND DIE!!!!!! ___________________________________________________ mama: 3:15! I had to go to church sunday with my hair filthy, its a wonder they let me in the door....

Christopherallen · 08-26-2012, 08:06 PM

Vinton:Naomi doesn't understsand why we still have to be in the basement
Mama:Because that's where the drips belong

Here's another one
Mama: I bet the neighbours are just loving this

Becca3557 · 09-10-2012, 08:34 PM

Naomi: "I will get them even though I am pregnant and feeling sluggish." She had overheard Mama calling her a lazy slug.

Mama to Naomi at supermarket: "Bag lady in position".

Mama on Jeopardy when asked who climbed Mount Everest: "Was it Ed Higgins? I'd like to push him off Mount Everest".

Mama on Family Feud when asked continuously by Vinton if they were going to play the game....."We're gonna play....&&&&@@ it, Vinton!"

Love that show!

Myles · 09-21-2012, 10:50 AM

Mama: I have a feeling Matilda the chicken has plucked her last number.
Bubba: Why do you say that?
Mama: What the hell do you think you're eating?

---
Psychic Rita: *Goes into a trance* *Moans/Groans*
Bubba: Rita, are you Alright?
Psychic Rita: I am not Rita, I am Leonora the duchess of Malaga!
Mama: ... get this wacko outta my house!

---

Vint: Fish again!
Mama: Quit complaining, Vint! Fish is brain food. I'll give you a double portion.

springb · 10-16-2012, 11:16 AM

In the episode where they're making gooseberry jam and each woman has her own version of how Mama got beaned with the stew pot, Eunice says to Naomi (after Naomi said something particularly dumb)-

"Come here. Look at me. Are you in there?"

05-06-2004, 10:24 PM	#1
HIGH ENOUGH Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 19, 2003 Location: making out with Hilary Duff and Tara Reid at the same time. Posts: 1,283	Favorite quote? Fran (coming down the stairs): Do I live in a barn yard?! Mama: No. You live in house, but I think you belong in a home. Naomi: Come on, Ms. Harper. Join the party. Take a trip to a new dimension. Mama: No thank you. Living with you lame brains is Twlight Zone enough for me. There's more, but I can't think of them right now.
	__________________ And I can't get high enough, lighten up, nice enough. Can you hear me now? Cause I'm not doing fine. I'm drowning in my mind again. Oh, why does what I've done take so much to disapper? -Lisa Marie Presley, High Enough. "Now What?" (in stores now) "Damn you all!" -Stewie Family Guy returns Spring '05. Tara Reid is hot!

05-07-2004, 01:04 PM	#2
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,248	Naomi; "Magic moments between a man and a woman are spiritual and ought not to be screwed with". Mama walking in on Naomi and Vint making out; "You could look "disgusting" up in the dictionary and this is what you'd see"
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05-07-2004, 08:28 PM	#5
jterry Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 16, 2003 Location: Raytown, The Jewel of the Tri-State Area Posts: 453	Eunice: ".....All I do is cook and clean!" Mama: "Well Hell, you can't even do that!" LOL! HAHAHAHAH!
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09-21-2012, 10:50 AM	#9
Myles Shades of Green Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 21, 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 239	Mama: I have a feeling Matilda the chicken has plucked her last number. Bubba: Why do you say that? Mama: What the hell do you think you're eating? --- Psychic Rita: Goes into a trance Moans/Groans Bubba: Rita, are you Alright? Psychic Rita: I am not Rita, I am Leonora the duchess of Malaga! Mama: ... get this wacko outta my house! --- Vint: Fish again! Mama: Quit complaining, Vint! Fish is brain food. I'll give you a double portion.
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10-16-2012, 11:16 AM	#10
springb Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 04, 2001 Location: Green Bay, WI, USA Posts: 131	In the episode where they're making gooseberry jam and each woman has her own version of how Mama got beaned with the stew pot, Eunice says to Naomi (after Naomi said something particularly dumb)- "Come here. Look at me. Are you in there?"
	__________________ Scott Last edited by springb; 10-19-2012 at 03:47 PM.

05-07-2004, 06:36 PM	#3
Leigh Ann Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 15, 2002 Posts: 2,189	The one in my sig: Eunice: Oh where oh where did I go wrong?! Naomi: Shall I start with that hairdo and work my way down? I'll probably think of more later.

05-07-2004, 07:32 PM	#4
FamilyTiesGOP _ Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2003 Posts: 1,631	I can't pinpoint just a few, there are good ones from almost every episode!

05-16-2004, 07:09 PM	#6
MamasFamilyFan2003 harper days are here Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Posts: 81	mama: hello little aphids... its time for your morning bath.... APRIL FOOLS YA DIRTY SAP SUCKERS! NOW ROLE OVER AND DIE!!!!!! ___________________________________________________ mama: 3:15! I had to go to church sunday with my hair filthy, its a wonder they let me in the door....

08-26-2012, 08:06 PM	#7
Christopherallen Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Jul 17, 2012 Location: Lowell,ma Posts: 4	Vinton:Naomi doesn't understsand why we still have to be in the basement Mama:Because that's where the drips belong Here's another one Mama: I bet the neighbours are just loving this

09-10-2012, 08:34 PM	#8
Becca3557 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 08, 2012 Location: Southeast PA Posts: 225	Naomi: "I will get them even though I am pregnant and feeling sluggish." She had overheard Mama calling her a lazy slug. Mama to Naomi at supermarket: "Bag lady in position". Mama on Jeopardy when asked who climbed Mount Everest: "Was it Ed Higgins? I'd like to push him off Mount Everest". Mama on Family Feud when asked continuously by Vinton if they were going to play the game....."We're gonna play....&&&&@@ it, Vinton!" Love that show!