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Dreamin' of Jeannie
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I thought that it would be fun to post quotes and try to guess who said them and in what episode. Here's the first one:
"I was attacked by a bootlegged chicken." |
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Loyal Worshipper
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Carrie,
That was said by Sally in "A Show Of Hands," episode #123. Here's another, "No, not a scratch, a scratch! All the way from the front fin to the back wing!" Steve |
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Dolce far niente, Carissima!
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Here is an easy one: "Wear it to a rough neighborhood. Maybe you'll get held up by a thief with bad taste." Lolac |
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"Empress Carlotta's Necklace" A great episode and line!
Rob: "I'm putting all my fishhooks in my hat. That's the way experienced fishermen carry them." |
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I think Rob said that in Long Night's Journey into Day. (I just remember him getting the hooks stuck in his head when Millie hits him in the garage...)
This one might be too easy: "If you love me, don't touch me!" |
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That was in "Dont trip over that mountain" When Rob had his sprained body and Laura wanted to hug him.
How about this "I have two sets of friends- Hip ones and Square ones." |
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Dolce far niente, Carissima!
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This is also an easy one: "Don't toy with me, you saucy wench!" (That one always cracks me up!)Lolac |
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Rob in Never Bathe on Saturday.
![]() "You never know when you'd want to stuff an owl!" |
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That is from "What is a middle name", where R & L have all the in- laws and discuss what to name Ritchie.
How about this one "Hey Rob, I prefer the beach" pretty easy..
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Dolce far niente, Carissima!
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How about, "What you need is some honest hatred. I'll dictate the memo." Lolac
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This is my favorite quote, but it might be kind of easy: "Even a horse gets a lump of sugar" Christina
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The Square Triangle (I think)
"I don't like condensed mail for breakfast!" |
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Rob said the above line in "The Curious Thing About Women". How about: "Oh goody, I've always wanted to rendezvous" (Or something close to that) Christina
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Dreamin' of Jeannie
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The above quote was from The Redcoats are Coming. "I dropped my spoonie." |
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