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Old 05-03-2004, 10:07 AM   #1
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I thought that it would be fun to post quotes and try to guess who said them and in what episode. Here's the first one:

"I was attacked by a bootlegged chicken."
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:12 PM   #2
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Carrie,
That was said by Sally in "A Show Of Hands," episode #123.
Here's another,
"No, not a scratch, a scratch! All the way from the front fin to the back wing!"

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Carrie,
That was said by Sally in "A Show Of Hands," episode #123.
Here's another,
"No, not a scratch, a scratch! All the way from the front fin to the back wing!"

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Said by Laura to Millie in "Scratch My Car and Die."

Here is an easy one:

"Wear it to a rough neighborhood. Maybe you'll get held up by a thief with bad taste."

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Old 05-03-2004, 02:45 PM   #4
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"Empress Carlotta's Necklace" A great episode and line!

Rob: "I'm putting all my fishhooks in my hat. That's the way experienced fishermen carry them."
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I think Rob said that in Long Night's Journey into Day. (I just remember him getting the hooks stuck in his head when Millie hits him in the garage...)

This one might be too easy: "If you love me, don't touch me!"
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That was in "Dont trip over that mountain" When Rob had his sprained body and Laura wanted to hug him.

How about this
"I have two sets of friends- Hip ones and Square ones."
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That was in "Dont trip over that mountain" When Rob had his sprained body and Laura wanted to hug him.

How about this
"I have two sets of friends- Hip ones and Square ones."
Sally in "Anthony Stone."

This is also an easy one: "Don't toy with me, you saucy wench!"

(That one always cracks me up!)

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Rob in Never Bathe on Saturday.

"You never know when you'd want to stuff an owl!"
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That is from "What is a middle name", where R & L have all the in- laws and discuss what to name Ritchie.


How about this one

"Hey Rob, I prefer the beach"

pretty easy..
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That is from "What is a middle name", where R & L have all the in- laws and discuss what to name Ritchie.
Mine was actually from Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice when Buddy and Sally are trying to figure out what Rob and Laura are going to do.
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That is from "What is a middle name", where R & L have all the in- laws and discuss what to name Ritchie.


How about this one

"Hey Rob, I prefer the beach"

pretty easy..
The beach quote is Laura from "The Ballad of the Betty Lou."

How about, "What you need is some honest hatred. I'll dictate the memo."


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How about, "What you need is some honest hatred. I'll dictate the memo."


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Mel said that in (I think) "Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?"


This is my favorite quote, but it might be kind of easy:
"Even a horse gets a lump of sugar"

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The Square Triangle (I think)

"I don't like condensed mail for breakfast!"
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"I don't like condensed mail for breakfast!"
No, Laura said it in "My Part-Time Wife".

Rob said the above line in "The Curious Thing About Women".

How about: "Oh goody, I've always wanted to rendezvous" (Or something close to that)

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No, Laura said it in "My Part-Time Wife".
Oops, sorry about that. I was thinking of when Laura was showing Millie the lump of sugar that Jaques gave her.

The above quote was from The Redcoats are Coming.

"I dropped my spoonie."
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