Ernest Movies They Should Have Made

[Chad22]

I Found this On A Website tonight, Funny Stuff.

1. Ernest Saves India
2. Ernest vs. Mr. T
3. Ernest Eats a Sandwich
4. Ernest and Vern's Excellent Adventure
5. Ernest Strikes Back
6. Ernest Cleans His Carpet
7. Ernest Meets His Armpit
8. Ernest and the Dentist's Office
9. Ernest's Knitting Circle
10. Ernest and the Big Tree
11. Ernest's Volcanic Adventure
12. Ernest Dies of Frostbite
13. Ernest Gets Attacked by a Squirrel
14. Ernest Gets Deported
15. Ernest vs. the Pope
16. Ernest Thong Adventures
17. Ernest Gets Arrested for Indecent
Exposure
18. Ernest Joins a Nomadic Indian Tribe
19. Ernest and the Metric System
20. Ernest Signs the Declaration of
Independence
21. Ernest and the Elephant Man
22. Ernest Drinks Hydrochloric Acid
23. Ernest Accidently Runs Over his own
Grandmother
24. Ernest Kills Seven Children with a
Hammer and his Home PC
25. Ernest vs. the Fonz
26. Ernest Likes Teeth
27. Ernest Eats His Weight in Walnuts
28. Ernest vs. Ernest
29. Ernest Travels Back in Time to Marry Susan B. Anthony
30. Ernest Adopts a Rhesus Monkey
31. Ernest, Vice President of Equador
32. Ernest Gets a Conjugal Visit
33. Ernest Gets "Fixed"
34. Ernest and the Seven Interracial Ghost
Children
35. Ernest Punches Gandhi
36. Ernest Punches Gandhi Again!
37. Ernest Gets Publically Beaten
38. Ernest Washes Some Immigrants
39. Ernest Becomes a Big Brother to a Spanish Boy named PePe
40. Ernest Vomits on the Prime Minister
41. Ted Turner presents The Ernest Super Bowl Half-Time Show
42. Ernest Endorses Doritos
43. Ernest has Peace-Talks with the Evil King of Penguins
44. Ernest IS Murphy Brown
45. Deprately Seeking Ernest
46. Ernest is Blinded by Mosquito-Spray
47. A Whiter Shade of Ernest
48. Ernest and the Prison Shower-Gang
49. Ernest's Face Meets a Deep Fryer
50. Ernest at the Fish Market
51. Ernest Meets Vincent Price
52. Ernest Fights Denzel Washington...
and WINS!!!
53. Ernest Makes a Phony Phone Call to Former President Jimmy Carter
54. Ernest's U.S. Citizenship Expires
55. Ernest Renues his Library Card
56. Ernest and the Cheese Grater
57. Ernest Sells all of Ringo Starr's Belongings on eBay for $16.75
58. Ernest Gets in on the Christian Rock Market
59. Ernest Beats an Assailant with a Wire Clothes Hanger
60. Ernest Saves Arbor Day
61. Ernest Replaces Theo Huxtable on the Cosby Show
62. Ernest and Gilbert Gottfried Resurrect the Dead
63. Ernest Rides The Wheelbarrow
64. Ernest Slaps Tony Randall
65. Ernest Joins an Eskimo Country Club
66. Ernest: Amputee Rescue Chief
67. Ernest vs. the Fat Restaurant Mascot
68. Ernest and the Ted Danson Sitcom Project
69. Ernest P. Worrell: Moonshiner by Day, Sexy Private Eye by Night
70. Ernest and the Summer of Chocolate
71. Ernest Toasts King George VIII
72. Ernest and the Shamrock Seven
73. Ernest Dates a 1950's Ghost Girl
74. Ernest Gets his Credit Card Numbers Stolen
75. Ernest Monopolizes the Steel Industry
76. Ernest is Indicted for Arson
77. Ernest Discovers Beryllium
78. Ernest Coaches the Indiana Pacers
79. Ernest Logs On: The Internet Adventure
80. Ernest vs. The Queen Mother: Mad Dog Returns
81. Ernest Bites a Live Rooster
82. Ernest Assassinates the Prime Minister of Ireland
83. Ernest Sues the Tooth-Fairy
84. Ernest Hates David Blaine: Street Magician
85. Ernest Gets Booted out of The Globe Theatre
86. Ernest Gets Mad-Cow Disease
87. Ernest Force Feeds the Elderly
88. Ernest and Desmond Tutu in "RainForest Ruckus"
89. Ernest Receives his Food Stamps
90. Ernest IS A Web-Footed Aristocrat
91. Ernest and the Drunken Acrobat
92. Ernest and the World's Smallest Clown Car
93. Ernest Hijacks the GoodYear Blimp
94. Ernest Counts Sheep...to Death
95. Ernest Liberates North Dakota
96. Ernest Robs the Alamo of its Dignity
97. Ernest: Brick-Layer Extraordinaire
98. Ernest Denounces Calvin Coolidge
99. Ernest and Detective Monkey
100. Ernest Invests in an Unsuccessful Foreign Clock Factory
101. Ernest Orders a TAB Soda
102. Ernest Becomes an Uncle to some Ferrets
103. Highway to the Ernest-Zone
104. Ernest Loses the Ten Commandments
105. Ernest Endorses OK Soda
106. Ernest Explores an Elephant Graveyard
107. Ernest Bites the Big One
108. Ernest and the Ugandian Journey
109. Ernest "Accidently" Slices Dorthy Hamill's Neck with his Figure Skate
110. Ernest Takes a Taxi to Sweden
111. Ernest Moons Everyone!
112. Ernest Hates Joan & Melissa Rivers
113. Ernest is Killed in a Brush Fire
114. Ernest is Beaten to Death in the New York Mets Dug-Out
115. Ernest Builds a Shrine to Rob Reiner
116. Ernest Wins the Kentucky Derby
117. Ernest Locks his Keys in his Car
118. Ernest Steals Janet Reno's Heart
119. Ernest and the Robotic Man-Servant
120. The Great Ernest Caper
121. Silence of the Ernest
122. Ernest Suffocates a Mongoose
123. Ernest Rents "Ernest Saves Christmas"
124. Ernest is Blinded by the Headlights of a Pontiac
125. Ernest Chokes on a Red Crayola Crayon
126. Air Ernest
127. Ernest vs. the Nation of Zimbabwe
128. Leave it to Ernest
129. Ernest Fills out his Tax Returns
130. Ernest and the Julia Louis-Dreyfus Assassination
131. Ernest and The Olsen Twins Massacre
132. Ernest is Reincarnated as Mr. Miagi
133. Ernest's Tragic Addiction to Ketchup
134. Ernest Loves ZIGGY
135. Ernest & Secretariat: A Love Story
136. Ernest Offends an Ethnic Minority
137. Ernest Directs a Dog Food Commercial
138. Ernest Ruins the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
139. Ernest Gets Lost in his own Apartment Complex
140. Ernest Vomits at Disney World
141. Ernest Throws the HeavyWeight Championship
142. Ernest Meets a Mime
143. Ernest Steps on a Landmine
144. Ernest and Raquel Welch Duke it Out
145. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves...and Ernest
146. Ernest Inadvertantly Marries his Cousin David
147. Ernest Invents a Breakdancing Robot
148. Ernest & Pauly Shore: Together at Last
149. Ernest and The Tony Danza Kid
150. Ernest Beats the Crap out of a Blockbuster Video Executive
151. Ernest Coughs Up a Quarter, Two Nickels, and a Dime
152. Ernest Sings Billy Idol's Greatest Hits
153. Ernest Packs Heat
154. Ernest Flies South for the Winter
155. Ernest Flips Off Johnny Carson
156. Ernest Salutes GameShow Host Richard Dawson
157. Ernest's Guest Appearance on Match Game 74
158. Ernest Dethrones the King of Cartoons
159. Ernest Dies on the Toilet
160. "Ernest Scared Stupid" Wins a Golden Globe for Best Set Design
161. Ernest Robs a Blood Bank
162. Ernest Furnace Burn Us
163. Ernest Stops Taking His Heart Medication
164. Ernest Boycotts the Dewey Decimal System
165. Ernest, Using Only Windex and an Iguana, Causes Illiteracy Throughout Indonesia
166. Double-O Ernest
167. Ernest Builds a Lop-Sided House
168. Ernest On Ice
169. Ernest Produces an Animated Wildlife Documentary
170. Ernest Foils the Montgomery Bus Boycott
171. 10 Things Ernest Hates About Carrot Top
172. Ernest Plagurizes an Encyclopedia
173. Ernest: The Traveling Street Peddler
174. Ernest Reinvents the English Language
175. Ernest vs. The Ninja Zookeeper
176. Ernest: Strongest Man in Delaware
177. Ernest Sets Fire to a Major Box-Making Company
178. Ernest is an Extra in Rocky IV
179. Ernest Plans a Presidential Funeral
for James Garfield
180. Ernest Hosts a UPN Reality Series
Involving George Wendt
181. Ernest: Hero of the Battle of Midway
182. How Ernest Ruined Robert Downey
Jr.'s Induction into the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame
183. The Fateful Maiden Voyage of the
H.M.S. Ernest
184. Ernest Names his Dogs after
Characters from the Hit ABC Sitcom
"Home Improvement"
185. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? II:
It Was Ernest
186. Ernest Shops Around for a New Pair
of Prescription Lenses
187. Ernest Sends a Complaint Letter to
the Good People at Maxwell House
Coffee
188. Ernest Finally Beats Super Mario
Bros. 3
189. Ernest Writes a Series of Victorian
Novellas under the Pen-Name
Beatrice St. Cloud
190. Ernest Ghostwrites a Biography on
Carol Channing
191. Ernest P. Worrell stars as James
Bond in "Goldfinger 2: Goldfinger's
Revenge"
192. Ernest Tries to Fix his Sink without
having to Call a Plumber
193. Ernest Reads "The Gettysburg
Address" to a Local Second Grade
Class
194. Ernest Starts a Ska Band with the
Help of a Travelling Vagabond
195. Ernest Burns off his Eyebrows
...On Purpose!
196. Ernest Bites a Flight Attendant
197. Ernest Makes the Switch from Boxers
to Briefs
198. Ernest Makes it to the Cover of Vanity
Fair Magazine
199. Ernest asks a Kitten to Marry Him only to be Turned Down
200. Ernest?
201. Ernest Urinates on Little Richard's
Face for $15.00
202. Ernest Performs Complicated Heart
Surgery to Save the President of India
203. Ernest Writes the Number One Sitcom
on Cambodian TV
204. Ernest Finds John Henson in a
Dumpster Outside ABC Studios
205. Ernest Invests in a Refridgerator
Magnet Factory
206. Ernest Wrote This Movie
207. Ernest Hosts SNL and Gets
Assassinated on Live Television
208. Ernest Repaints the Statue of Liberty
Neon Pink
209. Ernest Dates Hitler
210. Ernest Loses to a Mongoose in a
Game of Cricket
211. Ernest vs. a Giant Squid Named
Barnabus
212. Ernest Writes an Episode of "Three's
Company" Only to find out it had been
Cancelled Decades Earlier
213. Ernest Loses a Thirty-Year Battle with
Scurvy
214. Ernest Invents an Odorless Perfume
215. Ernest Pogos his Way into the Hearts
of Millions
216. Ernest Creates a Jig-Saw Puzzle
Depicting the Life Story of James Earl
Jones
217. Ernest Provides Vital Forensic
Information in the O.J. Simpson Case
218. Ernest Eats a Carrot without Using his
Hands
219. Ernest Gets a Part-Time Job at a
Ball-Bearing Factory
220. Ernest Plays Billiards 'Til it Hurts
221. Ernest Blows Up the Moon and Sends
the Earth Spiraling into the Sun
222. Ernest Gets Hit in the Groin by a
Small Child
223. The Ernest Confessions: Tales of a
Bus Driver
224. Ernest Goes Swimming 26 Minutes
After Eating Lunch
225. Ernest Becomes the National Bird of
Manchuria
226. Ernest Creates "Auntie Ernest's New
England Maple Syrup"
227. Ernest and Mr. T Star in "I Pity the
Foo' Who Doesn't Know What I Mean"
228. Ernest Licks a Doorknob
229. Ernest: Telekinetic Crime Buster
230. Ernest Can't Read:
Oh Wait, Yes He Can
231. The Trial of the Century:
Ernest vs. a Sock Puppet
232. Thou Shalt Not Ernest
233. Ernest High Dives into a Thimble Full
of Water
234. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV:
The Secret of the Ernest
235. Ernest 2525
236. Ernest Disproves the Pythagorean
Theorum
237. Ernest Reads His Fan Mail:
A Two-Minute Long Short Film
238. Ernest 'N the Hood
239. Why I Threw a Rock Through Bill Murray's Windshield: The Ernest P. Worrell Story
240. Ernest Sets Fire to a Three-Story
Brownstone
241. Ernest Visits the Winslow Family on
"Family Matters"
242. Ernest Beats the Muppets in a Chess
Tournament and Takes Second Place
243. Ernest Goes to College to Become a
Matador
244. Ernest Invents a Neck-Tie for Dolphins
245. Ernest Befriends a Tennis-Playing
Clergyman with a Heart of Gold
246. Ernest vs. Dyan Cannon
247. The Ernest, the Witch, and the
Wardrobe
248. Ernest Makes Out with a Catcher's
Mitt
249. Ernest Fights Communism with a
Pitchfork
250. Ernest Whips It, Whips It Good
251. Ernest, She Wrote
252. Ernest Unexpectedly Dies of a Bee
Sting
253. Ernest vs. the Johnson-Worrell's:
The Step-Children Fight Back
254. Ernest Has A Duck For A Roomate!
255. Ernest Sues Billy Blanks for the
Tae-Bo Copyright
256. Ernest Destroys France with a Legion
of Butterflies
257. Ernest IS Whitey Bulger
258. Ernest Accuses a Custodian of
Witchcraft
259. Ernest Robs the First National Bank
of CandyLand
260. Ernest Sews a Quilt Depicting the
Struggle for Women's Equality
261. Ernest Milks a Cow...With His Mind!
262. Ernest Eats Lunch with Ernest
Hemmingway and Ernest Borgnine
263. Ernest Gives Strom Thurmund an
Atomic Wedgie
264. Ernest Replaces Amy Jo Johnson as
the Pink Power Ranger
265. Ernest HATES Ray Combs
266. Ernest Goes on a Three-Year Quest
to Find Marc Summers
267. Ernest Makes His Seventh
Appearance on COPS
268. Ernest and Sandra Bullock Do
America
269. Ernest Gives the Word "Obscene" a
Whole New Meaning
270. Ernest and the "Get Smart" Reunion
Special that Almost Wasn't
271. Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Ernest
272. Ernest, the Middle-Aged Witch
273. Ernest Learns the Art of
Manufacturing Ping-Pong Balls
274. Midnight in the Garden of Good and
Ernest
275. Ernest Bathes in a Tub Filled with
Mercury
276. Ernest Loses $30.00 to a Gypsy Dog
277. Ernest Dedicates Eight Years of His
Life to the Rubik's Cube
278. Ernest Survives 40 Days and 40
Nights of Non-Stop FOX Programming
279. Ernest Battles the Space-Jousting
Monkeys
280. Ernest Knits a Kayak
281. Ernest Fixes the Leaning Tower of
Pisa...and Destroys the World
282. Ernest Holds a Wedding for his
Washer and Dryer
283. Joe vs. the Volcano vs. Ernest
284. Ernest Hopscotches Across America
285. Ernest Marries Betty Crocker to
Further His Own SnackCake Industry
Goals
286. Ernest Leads the Buffalo Bills to
Superbowl Humiliation
287. Ernest's Adventures While Locked in
a Gas Station Bathroom
288. Ernest Toasts Carroll O'Connor for
Seventy-Six Years Well Done
289. Ernest and his 1,001 Uses for
Masking Tape
290. Ernest Drinks the Pacific Ocean
291. Where's Ernest?
292. Ernest: The Animated Series:
The Movie
293. Ernest Waits in Line at the Bank
294. Ernest Shovels His Driveway
295. Ernest Attacks his Neighbors with a
Rake
296. Ernest Babies
297. MTV Rejects Ernest's Controversially
Violent Music Video
298. Ernest Directs an A&E Biography on
Morgan Fairchild
299. Ernest Laughs, Cries, and Falls in
Love with a Can of Cranberry Sauce
300. "Did You Open The Window?":
Ernest's Last Words
301. Ernest is Diagnosed with
Bea Arthuritis
302. Ernest Practices Pole-Vaulting For No
Reason
303. Ernest Sells His Body To Science
304. Mmmm!...Ernest Loves Rice
305. Ernest and the Freckles of Death
306. Aloha Ernest!
307. Shazam!: The Ernest P. Worrell /
Jim Nabors Story
308. Ernest Accidently Kills Batman for the
Third Time
309. "Ernest Teaches Typing" is Released
to the Masses
310. Ernest and the 9 PM Curfew of Doom
311. Ernest Experiments With Time Travel
312. Ernest Buys a Vowel
313. Ernest Lowers His Monthly Mortgage
Payments
314. Ernest Eats Hoyle Playing Cards for
a Living
315. Ernest Didn't Pay a lot for His Muffler
316. Ernest Beats a Small Child to Death
with a Phone Book
317. Ernest Climbs Mount Everest to Build
Some Offices
318. Ernest Teaches Fire Prevention at a
Local Youth Center
319. Find Ernest Now!
320. Ernest Knows a Kid with a Yo-Yo
321. Ernest and LensCrafters: A Winning
Combination!
322. Ernest Brings an End to the Hallmark
Greeting Card Company with One
Ill-Timed Bald Joke
323. Ernest vs. Ike: A Battle for Tina
Turner's Heart
324. Ernest Rips the Netting in his Bathing
Suit
325. Ernest Visits Omaha, Nebraska
326. Ernest Makes Whoopee...PIES!
327. Ernest vs. the Amish
328. Ernest's Professional Knot-Tying
Service
329. Ernest Punches McDonald's
Employees Like There's No
Tomorrow
330. Ernest Wins the Olympics (With
Magic Powers)
331. "I Really Don't Like Waffles": A Night
of Ernest's Poetry
332. Ernest Loves New York City
333. Ernest Brushes his Teeth with Pasta
Sauce
334. Ernest Realizes He's Been Eating
Baby Food for the Past Eleven Years
335. Ernest Takes a Pencil Sharpener to
His Own Face
336. Ernest Gets Fired from the LEGO
Corporation After Swallowing One
Too Many Bricks
337. Ernest and the Chocolate Factory...of
Death
338. Ernest Wears a Really Fat Dog as a
Hat
339. Ernest Goes To Yale
340. The Importance Of Being Ernest
341. Ernest Lives Off Coffee Grounds for
the Entire Month of November
342. Ernest vs. the Sahara Desert
343. Ernest is Sentenced to Death for
Loitering
344. Ernest Sneaks into England's
Parliament and Slightly Reduces
Wheat Tariffs
345. Ernest Collects His Own Hangnails
346. Ernest and Martin van Buren Change
Places for a Day on a Hilarious Bet
347. Ernest Exhibits Chronic Heartburn
Symptoms
348. Ernest Scores a 19 on his SATs
349. Ernest: First President of Earth
350. Ernest Grows a Seven Foot Long
Beard and Trips Over It
351. Ernest Screams an Obsenity at the
Supermarket Checkout Line
352. Ernest Sneezes Twice in a Row
353. Ernest Gets Stranded on Rhode
Island
354. Ernest Steals a Box of Pens But
Returns it and Apologizes
355. Ernest Stops and Drops, But Forgets
to Roll and Burns to Death
356. Ernest vs. an Evil Canadian Mounty
357. Ernest Puts the Three Stooges Out of
Their Misery
358. The Great Ernest Search
359. Ernest Paints a Picture Frame With
His Own Tears
360. Ernest Helps Jean Stapleton Install a
Nintendo Entertainment System
361. Sticks and Stones Break Forty-Seven
Bones in Ernest's Body
362. Ernest Takes a Bite out of Crime
363. Ernest Releases a Board Game that
Deals with Important Teen Issues
364. Ernest Gets Maimed by a Kite on His
Own Wedding Day
365. Ernest Endorses The Republican
National Party
366. Ernest Shoots a Penguin in the Face
367. Ernest High-Fives Mother Teresa
368. Ernest Ironically Loses his Vision
While Lowering his Venetian Blinds
369. Ernest Creates a Flesh-Eating
Mastadon
370. Where in the World is Ernest
Sandiego...and his New Wife?
371. Ernest and the Amazing Technicolor
Dreamcoat
372. Ernest Accidently Joins the Mafia
373. Ernest Transforms a Local High
School into a Theme Park Devoted to
Shelley Long
374. Ernest Needs Braces!
375. Ernest Falls Asleep on the Subway
and Wakes Up in a Hot-Tub Filled
with Indians
376. Ernest Struggles to Understand the
Third Amendment
377. Ernest Beats John Stamos to Death
with a Sock Filled with Oranges
378. Ernest Uses a Bicycle Pump to
Seduce the Rockettes
379. Ernest Prefers Dick York Over Dick
Sergeant
380. Ernest Plays Capture-the-Flag
Against a Team of Nuns
381. T-Senre: Ernest's Evil Twin
382. Do the Ernest!: An Ernest Dancing
Special
383. Ernest Gnaws on Some Horse Bones
384. Ernest and Idaho Secede from the
Union
385. Ernest Gets into an Argument with a
Can of Beans
386. Ernest Races a Rabbit with a Broken
Leg
387. Ernest Painfully Shoves a Pen Up His
Nose
388. Ernest Loses his Voice from Yelling at
Babies Too Much
389. Ernest IS Cliff Clavin
390. Ernest Relieves Himself All Over a
Carpet Store
391. Ernest Takes a 9-Iron to Betty White's
Face
392. Ernest Jumps into a Pile of Leaves...
and Broken Glass Bottles
393. Ernest Memorizes the Contents of a
Russian-English Dictionary for Fun
and Profit
394. Ernest Melts the Polar IceCaps Using
Items He Bought at a Yard Sale
395. Ernest Hires a Hitman to Kill the
Masked Magician
396. Ernest Publically Admits that Vern
was Actually a Toaster
397. Ernest P. Worrell's Day Off
398. Ernest Swallows a Half-Gallon of
Wite Out
399. Ernest is Hit by a Train on His Way to
the Barber
400. Ernest Mistakes Stephen King for an
Actual King
401. Ernest Swims to China
402. Ernest Hot-Wires a School Bus with
His Tongue
403. Maximum Ernest-Drive
404. Ernest Reconciles with the Fat
Restaurant Mascot
405. Ernest P. Worrell: The "P" Stands for
Podiatry
406. You Made Ernest's Ghost Cry!
407. It's Arbor Day, Ernest
408. Ernest vs. Shredder
409. Ernest Brings a Wooden Boy to Life
410. Ernest Throws a Puppy into a Ceiling
Fan
411. Ernest Races Glaciers!
412. All That and a Bag of Ernest
413. Ernest and Tonya Harding Make Up a
Cool Secret Handshake
414. Ernest Marries a She-Wolf Named
Susan
415. Ernest Searches the Seven Seas for
Hector the SeaDog
416. Ernest: Transylvanian Luge
Champion
417. Ernest Beats Rod Roddy in a
Glass-Blowing Competition
418. Big Top Ernest
419. Ernest Gives Piano Lessons to an
Octopus
420. Ernest Compares Prices on Farm
Equipment
421. Ernest Uses a Garden Hose to
Hog-Tie an Elderly Gentleman
422. The Adventures of Ernest...and Carl!
423. Ernest Drops All Assault Charges
Filed Against Larry Bird
424. Ernest is Pregnant!
425. Ernest Kills a Crab with a Flashlight
426. Ernest of Arabia
427. Ernest Plays Twister with Twisted
Sister
428. Got Ernest?
429. Ernest Gets Medieval on the Smurfs
430. James and the Giant Ernest
431. Ernest Purchases Some In-Line
Skates
432. Ernest Comes Back from the Grave to
Return a Video He had Rented
433. Ernest Eats his own Liver with Some
Fava Beans and a Bottle of Chianti
434. Ernest Decapitates an Unnamed
Beardless Former President
435. Ernest Drives a 1992 Dodge Caravan
436. Ernest is Jealous of His Richer and
More Successful Brother Mike
437. Ernest's RadioShack Addiction
438. Ernest Models Swimsuits for Redbook
Magazine
439. Ernest Shines a Governor's Boots
440. Ernest Goes to Fat Camp
441. Ernest Can Read Binary Code
442. Ernest Reeks of Liquid Hand Soap
443. The Nine Ernest-eers
444. Hey Fern! It's Ernest!
445. Ernest Has the Power to Heal
Mermaids
446. Ernest Teams Up with William H.
Macy to Save the Lion's Club
447. Ernest Goes Window-Shopping for a
Wedding Dress
448. Ernest Triumphantly Defeats Pat
Sajak and His Minions
449. Ernest Collects Trading Cards
Depicting Heroes of the Civil War
450. Ernest Battles David the Gnome for
Control of the Mystical Forest
451. Ernest Learns His Miranda Rights...
The Hard Way
452. Ernest Wins an Emmy for His Guest
Appearance on "Becker"
453. Ernest Uses a Frozen Sample of His
Own Urine to Create a Fun Snack for
Children
454. Ernest: Texas Ranger
455. Ernest Sure Plays a Mean Pinball
456. Ernest vs. Pac-Man
457. Ernest Plays Monopoly with the Ghost
of Gene Siskel
458. Ernest Fries an Egg on a Fat Man's
Stomach
459. Ernest and the Dana Carvey Bandit
460. Mork & Mindy & Ernest
461. Ernest in the Middle
462. Ernest Can't Believe that
"Sister, Sister" is Still on the Air
463. Ernest Accidently Sets Fire to a Small
Boy in a Wheelchair
464. Ernest Gets Legally Adopted By
Mr. Feeny
465. Ernest P. Worrell: Caucasian
Sensation
466. Ernest Wears a Burlap Sack Over His
Head in Shame
467. Ernest Meets the Flintstones
468. Happy Super-Thanksgiving, Ernest!
469. Ernest Divorces His Cousin David
After Fourteen Months of Marriage
470. Ernest Has Bad Posture
471. Ernest Discovers the Fountain of
Youth But Mistakes It for a Toilet
472. Ernest Sells His Brother Into Slavery
473. Ernest Uses a Hair-Dryer to Win the
Lottery
474. Ernest Trains to Become an Imperial
Stormtrooper
475. Ernest Ernest Bo-Bernest: The Movie
476. I Can't Believe It's Not Ernest!
477. Ernest Has Heart-Worms
478. G.I. Ernest: The Real Canadian Hero
479. "I'll Take Ernest For The Block":
A Hollywood Squares Adventure
480. Ernest Fills the Grand Canyon with
Lime Jell-O
481. Ernest Uses Blood Money to Start a
Dot-Com Business
482. Ernest Pushes a Fat Guy Down a
Flight of Stairs
483. Star Wars: Episode VII:
The Phantom Ernest
484. Ernest and His Fraudulent
Handicapped Parking Brigade
485. Ernest Builds a Rope-Bridge Made
Entirely of Twizzlers
486. Ernest: The Anti-Drug
487. Ernest Wins "Survivor: Milwaukee"
488. Ernest Befriends the Saddest Dog on
Earth
489. Ernest: Banana-Throwing Library
Assistant
490. Ernest Leads an Old Lady into the
Path of a Mack Truck
491. Ernest Does a Cartwheel Straight into
a Wall
492. Ernest Finally Changes His Clothes
493. Ernest Pays Child Support To Nell
Carter
494. Ernest vs. Moby Dick
495. Ernest Takes Oprah for a Walk on a
Leash
496. Ernest Shows Off His
California-Shaped Birthmark
497. Ernest: Dentist to the Stars
498. Ernest Disrobes and Rides a Horse
Across America
499. An Ernest Christmas Carol
500. Ernest Creates a List of Films He
Should Have Been In
501. 1-800-4-ERNEST
502. Ernest For Hire
503. Ernest Gets Deep-Fried
504. Ernest Goes Hog Wild!
505. Ernest Plays Ping-Pong Like It's
Nobody's Business
506. Boxcar Ernest and the Shoebox Full
of Nails
507. Saving Private Ernest
508. Ernest Grows a Bristly Mustache
509. Ernest Sends a Postcard to Some
Relatives
510. Ernest Looks in the Mirror and
Realizes that He's White Trash
511. Ernest Street-Races for the Love of
the Penguin Queen
512. Ernest IS Spartacus
513. Ernest Actually Pops a Weasel
514. Ernest Saves Swiss Miss
515. Ernest Takes a Bullet for Ronald
McDonald
516. Ernesto es Loco!
517. Ernest and the Last Digit of Pi
518. Ernest Accidently Runs The Man in
the Yellow Hat Down with His Car
519. Ernest P. Worrell vs.
Stephen Q. Urkel
520. Ernest Sees the Ghost of John!
521. Ernest Uses a Wrecking-Ball to
Destroy Saturn
522. Let There Be Ernest
523. Ernesto Worrelli: Ernest's Sexy
Alter-Ego
524. Ernest Rides A Hen
525. Ernest Uses The Triforce of Wisdom
to Win at Gin Rummy
526. Ernest Explains It All
527. Ernest: Terminally-Blind Lifeguard
528. Ernest Gets Chalk-Dust in His Eyes
529. Ernest Plays Bass for Iron Maiden
530. Ernest Decorates His Christmas Tree
With Pig Entrails
531. Ernest vs. Apollo Creed
532. Ernest Gets Knighted By Queen
Latifah
533. You Can't Spell "Ernest" Without
"Nest"!
534. Ernest Wins "The 4th Annual Charles
Nelson Reilly Relay Race"
535. Ernest Sells Midgets Via The Internet
536. Ernest Perms His Back-Hair
537. Its A Wonderful Ernest
538. Ernest Unexpectedly Bursts Into
Flames
539. Ernest Contracts the Chicken Pox for
the Fourth Time
540. While Ernest Gently Weeps:
A Salute to George Harrison
541. Six Degrees of Ernest Eating Bacon
542. Ernest Eats a Baby for Charity
543. Ernest Declares Thursday to be the
Greatest Day of the Week
544. Ernest Brews His Own 7-Up
545. Ernest Queered Stupid
546. Ernest Invalidates the Magna Carta
547. Grand Funk Ernest
548. Ernest vs. Mecha Godzilla:
Battle of the 700-Foot Titans
549. Ernest Cuts Off the Magic School Bus
550. Ernest Eats a Baby for Fun
551. Sic Semper Ernest!
552. Ernest's Last Visit to Wendy's:
A Tribute to Dave Thomas
553. Ernest Rubs the Lotion on His Skin
and Puts it in the Basket
554. Ernest Trips Over The Eiffel Tower
555. Ernest Has A Dream That He Meets
Ray Ramano
556. Ernest Catches Lucky the
Leprochaun
557. Ernest Gradually Turns Into A
Dalmation
558. Ernest Really Needs A Job
559. Ernest IS an Encyclopedia-Selling
Primate
560. Ernest vs. Mighty Morphin'
Angela Lansbury
561. Ernest Locks Estelle Getty
Inside A Pay-Toilet
562. Ernest Drives a Railroad Spike into
the Side of a Hippo
563. Ernest Steps Out Of His Pants
564. Not Another Ernest Movie
565. Ernest Gets His Face Caught In Some
Machinery
566. Ernest Hosts "America's Funniest
Home Videos" For Nine Unforgettable
Seasons
567. Ernest Sells His Soul to the Devil for a
New Pair of Sunglasses
568. Ernest Earns His PhD In Hula
Dancing
569. Ernest Produces a Sequel to "Encino
Man"
570. Ernest Has the Hots for Timothy
Dalton
571. Ernest vs. Murray the Used Car
Salesman
572. The Man From E.R.N.E.S.T.
573. Ernest Washes His Robotic
Grandfather
574. Ernest Has An Overactive Bladder
575. Where's Ernest? In Hollywood
576. Ernest Teaches Karate to a Group of
Fun-Loving Cactuses
577. Ernest Learns the Awful Truth About
Mayonnaise
578. Ernest Kicks The Bucket
579. Ernest Kicks The Bucket II:
Ernest Actually Kicks A Bucket
580. Ernest Wastes his Last $8.00 on an
Autographed Picture of Rick Moranis
581. Ernest Sacrifices his own Ability to
See to Save the Cast of "Taxi"
582. The Legend of Ernest
583. Ernest Throws a File Cabinet through
a Plate-Glass Window
584. Ernest Exposes Himself On Live
Television
585. Ernest Rides a Large Parrot to Work
586. Ernest Mathematically Determines the
Superiority of Coke Over Pepsi
587. Ernest Gets Lost at Wal-Mart and
Starves to Death
588. Ernest Runs to the Store After
Running Out of Milk: Part VII
589. Ernest Gets Evicted From His Motel 6
Room
590. Ernest: Duke of All Media
591. Ernest vs. Pee-Wee Herman:
The Battle of the Pathetic Comedians
Who Live as Their Characters
592. Ernest Kicks a Complete Stranger in
the Crotch
593. Ernest and the Garden of Barbara
Eden
594. To Ernest, or Not to Ernest
595. Ernest Boycotts Breathing For Eleven
Minutes
596. Ernest Turns his Back on the WNBA
597. Ernest Fills His Pockets With Boy
Scouts
598. Ernest Builds a Homeless Shelter
Inside a Lumberyard
599. Ernest Loves John and Sarah Hughes
600. February 10th, 2000:
The Day the Ernest Died
601. Ernest Plants Land Mines on a
Football Field and Waits Patiently for
the Next Game
602. Ernest Complains About His
Overcooked French Fries
603. It's a Nice Day for a White Ernest
604. Ernest vs. Some Skeletons
605. Ernest Fights for Canine Voting
Rights
606. Ernest Accidently Sells Tobacco to
Grade-School Students
607. I am Ernest
608. Ernest Holds a Surprise Birthday
Party for a Lonely Park Ranger
609. Ernest Takes Over Chicago with an
Army of Flying Squirrels
610. Ernest Makes Out With Markie Post
for, Like, Forty-Five Minutes
611. Ernest Gets Friendly with an
Astronaut
612. Ernest Invents a Television Microchip
that Blocks Out All Forms of Jeff
Foxworthy
613. Abbott and Costello Meet Ernest
614. Ernest vs. the Pope's Evil Cousin,
Count Popeula
615. Ernest Attempts to Donate Blood but
is Rejected Because He's Anemic
616. Ernest Didn't Eat Four Sugar Cookies
617. Ernest Breaks a Chain-Letter...with
His Fist
618. Ernest Searches the Solar System for
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
619. Ernest Starts Thinkin' Like Lincoln
620. Ernest Breaks One Rib Too Many
621. Ernest Takes Out a Loan He Can't
Possibly Repay and Flees to Mexico
622. Ernest Swallows 17,000 Consecutive
Eggs
623. Ernest Can't Decide What Color
Hammer to Buy
624. Ernest Needs Braces! Part II:
The Return of Jafar
625. Ernest Kills Superman With One
Well-Placed Kick to the Abdomen
626. Ernest Dictates Bolivia
627. The Adventures of Ernest's
Mousepad
628. Ernest vs. the LPA: The Little People
of America
629. Ernest Writes a Seventy-Page Thesis
on Why Brown Eggs are Better than
White Ones
630. Ernest Ruins Shark Week...Again
631. "Ernest-o-Rama" Reaches the Bay of
Fundy
632. Ernest and the Trans-Dimensional,
Time-Travelin' Squirrel
633. Ernest and his Anti-Dwarfism
Ray-Gun
634. Ernest Uses the Jaws of Life to
Deliver his Cousin's Baby
635. Ernest Has Detatchable Skin
636. Ernest Replaces the Snuggle Bear as
the Cutest Mascot Ever
637. Ernest Challenges a Hobo to a Game
of Wiffle Ball
638. Ernest Pummels a Pastry Chef with a
Barrage of Nerf Footballs
639. Ernest vs. Sexy-Mothra
640. Ernest and Mary Todd Lincoln:
The Lusty Road to Success
641. Ernest Guards the Crown Jewels for
One Outrageous Evening
642. Ernest Realizes that He Doesn't Need
Lungs!
643. Ernest vs. the Mexicanadians
644. Ernest Wears a Kilt to Roseanne's
Funeral
645. Ernest & Hooch
646. Ernest Befriends a Talking Puma
647. Ernest Hiccups for Six Months, Four
Days, and Twelve Hours
648. Die Ernest, Die
649. Ernest Stars in Eleven Disney
Channel Original Movies
650. Bubble-Chum!: Ernest Invents a
Herring-Flavored Chewing Gum
651. Rock, Paper, Ernest
652. The Adventures of Ernest and Ernest
653. Ernest Maliciously Infringes on a
Copyright
654. Ernest Writes a Novel Without Using
the Letter T
655. Ernest Macks It with Shakespeare's
Woman
656. Ernest Eats Eight Excellent Eggs:
An Adventure in Alliteration
657. Ernest Sets a World Record by
Moonwalking Across India
658. Ernest Speaks Strictly in Rhymes for
Six Consecutive Years
659. Ernest and Brian Dennehy Duel on
Banjos
660. Ernest Kills Colonel Mustard in the
Conservatory with the Candlestick
661. Have Ernest Will Travel
662. Ernest Swims with the Miami Dolphins
663. Ernest Uses His Hypnotic Powers to
Bring Back TGIF
664. Ernest Finds Jimmy Hoffa in his
Washing Machine
665. Ernest Gives Smokey the Bear a
Nicotine Patch
666. ERLA: Ernest Really Loves Acronyms
667. Ernest Makes One Too Many Jokes
About S'mores
668. Ernest Could Have Sworn that His
Calendar Talked to Him
669. Ernest Slaps a Rude Pet Store Owner
670. Ernest Finds the Long-Lost Olsen
Triplet in the Amazon
671. Ernest Never Saw It Coming
672. Ernest is Relieved to Hear that his
History Test has been Moved to
Friday
673. Ernest Loses his Pet Clown in a
Rainstorm
674. 4 out of 5 Ernests Agree
675. Ernest vs. Artie, the Strongest Man in
the World
676. Ernest Falls Asleep on a Cat
677. How the Grinch Stole Ernest's Pants
678. Ernest and Vern's Bogus Journey
679. Don't Go There, Ernest!
680. Ernest Notices a Whale Rolling Down His Street
681. Ernest Wins Third Prize in an "Ernest
Look-Alike Contest"
682. Ernest Tosses Medusa from a
Speeding Train and Doesn't Regret a
Thing
683. Twelve-Step Ernest
684. Ernest Becomes Mayor of Furniture
City
685. Ernest is Happy...and He Knows It
686. I Love the Smell of Ernest in the
Morning
687. Ernest Paints Himself Wearing a
Tankini
688. Ernesthog Day
689. Ernest's Short-Lived Adventures as
Assistant to the Manager of Sears
690. Ernest Just Can't Stop Watching
"Aladdin"!
691. Ernest Falls in Love With His New
Powdered Wig
692. Ernest Stops an Avalanche With His
Bare Hands
693. Ernest Prices Rare Antiquities
694. Ernest Wakes Up in a Hobo's Beard
695. Ernest Puts the "Can" in "American"
696. Ernest Predicts It Will Be Cloudy with
a Chance of Rain Tomorrow
697. Ernest Forgets to Call Chairman Mao
the Morning After
698. Ernest's Rather Unhealthy Obsession
with Harriet Tubman
699. Ernest Over-Starches His New Shirt
700. Ernest vs. Ms. Pac-Man
701. Ernest Creates a Cure for Cancer but
Gambles it Away in a Poker Game
702. Ernest Finds a Photograph of a
Midget Holding a Lizard:
Based on a True Story
703. Ernest Sacrifices a Goat to Prove His
Love for a Voodoo Priestess
704. Ernest Rocks The Vote!
705. Ernest Gets into College Because of
Affirmative Action
706. Ernest vs. Two Dogs
707. Life is Like a Box of Ernest
708. Ernest Discovers the Lost City of
Atlanta, Georgia
709. Ernest Helps a Friend Carry Some
Heavy Packages
710. Ernest Denies the Existence of "Home
Alone 3"
711. Gimme a Break!: Ernest vs. the
Kit-Kat Corporation
712. Ernest is Shocked to See that He Has
His Own "E! True Hollywood Story"
713. Ernest Beats a Man to Death for
Calling Him Ernie
714. Ernest Purchases a New Pair of
Slacks
715. Ernest Invents the Lottomobile for
Gambling on the Go
716. Ernest Eats Two Aardvarks and a
Bologna Sandwich
717. Ernest Shows Up at the Wrong
Bar Mitzvah
718. Ernest: The Fat Years
719. Ernest Makes a Tasteless Michael
Jackson Joke
720. Ernest Confuses Payroll With Parole
721. Ernest Wets Himself and Has to Go to
the Nurse
722. Tuesdays With Ernest
723. Ernest Freezes His Underpants!
724. Paint Me Green and Call Me Ernest!
725. Ernest Designs His Own Coffin
726. I Know What You Did Last Ernest
727. Ernest Creates a Flesh-Flavored
Ice Cream
728. Night of the Living Ernest
729. Honey, I Shrunk the Ernest
730. Ernest vs. Every Egyptian Pharaoh
Ever
731. Ernest Gives Guided Tours through
Public Restrooms
732. Ernest Likes Big Butts...
and He Cannot Lie
733. Ernest Gloves Lucy
734. Ernest vs. Rue "Klux" McClanahan
735. Ernest Tickles a Dingo
736. Ernest Meets Will Smith and Dies
Happy
737. Ernests: Flying Dune Buggy Pilot
Extraordinaire
738. Ernest Thumbs Through the Pages of
Oprah's Magazine and Likes What He
Sees
739. Ernest Collapses the Universe Yet
Again
740. Ernest, Jaleel White, and the
Seventeen-Hour Ping-Pong
Championship Match
741. Ernest Grows Wings But They Fall
Off After a Week
742. Ernest and Morgan Freeman's Duet
Album Bombs...Despite Critical
Acclaim
743. Ernest Goes SSJ2 and Ka Meha
Mehas Perfect Cell Up to Snake Way
744. Ernest Reintroduces Pogs to the
World
745. Ernest Rekindles His Love Affair With
Dairy
746. Ernest Eats Nothing But Coleslaw For
A Decade
747. Ernest Experiments with Illegal
Narcotics
748. Ernest Cracks the Bar Code with an
Abacus and a Shopping Cart Full of
Pixie Stix
749. Ernest Finishes the Tour De France
in 739th Place
750. Ernest: The New Unpredictable
Four-Eyed Pitcher for the Cleveland
Indians
751. Ernest Becomes a Regular Cast
Member After Several Guest
Appearances on "Blossom"
752. Ernest Drop-Kicks a Clown into a Pit
of Spikes
753. Dude, Ernest is Getting a Dell
754. Ernest Has Never Had Keish
755. Ernest and Steve Guttenberg's
Printing Press
756. Ernest Helps Control the Pet
Population by Having His Pets
Spayed or Neutered
757. Ernest Becomes the Fifth Ghostbuster
for Two Hours and Ten Minutes
758. Ernest vs. Moses: Lightsaber Duel to
the Death
759. Ernest Finds a Retainer and Returns
It to the Nearest Lost and Found
Office
760. Ernest Conveniently Runs Out of Gas
in Front of a Gas Station and Laughs
in Triumph
761. Ernest Makes Action Figures of
Himself and Sells them in Front of His
House
762. Ernest Flashes a Janitor at an
Elementary School in Alabama
763. Ernest Goes to Wal-Mart But They're
All Out of Batteries
764. "Polio & Luigi": Ernest Experiments
with Generic-Brand Video Games
765. Ernest Steps on a Crack and, Indeed,
Breaks His Mother's Back
766. Ernest: Quickest Accountant in the
Old West

[Hollow]

i was watching family guy the other night where peter was deciding whether to rent "ernest goes to the beach" or "ernest doesn't go to the beach".. omg i havent laughed so hard all week.

[Chad22]

Originally posted by safety pin


i was watching family guy the other night where peter was deciding whether to rent "ernest goes to the beach" or "ernest doesn't go to the beach".. omg i havent laughed so hard all week.

I Seen that one too.

[Cactus Jack]