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Rub · 04-28-2004, 11:29 PM

I've seen topics like this started on other boards, and I always find them to be quite amusing. I know there is no shortage of droll exchanges on Frasier, so, what are some of your favorites?

For example, some of my favs are:

From Agents in America, Part III:

Niles: " Hello, I'm someone else sitting at the table. "
Bebe: " Niles, thank God you're here. Back me up. Give him some sound, brotherly advice. "
Niles: " She's the Devil, Frasier. Run fast, run far. "

--and later in that episode--

Bebe (to Frasier): " Save me a muffin, muffin. " (It has everything to do with her delivery)

From Seat of Power:

Frasier: " You know the expression 'Living well is the best revenge'? "
Niles: " Wonderful expression. I just don't know how true it is, you don't see it turning up in a lot of opera plots. 'Ludwig, maddened by the poisoning of his entire family, wreaked vengeance on Gunther in the third act by living well.' "

Ria · 04-29-2004, 12:28 AM

My faves from Lilith eps:

From "A Lilith Thanksgiving"

Niles about Maris: Do you remember the year I plopped that big wedge of pumpkin pie in front of her, and we all laughed? [They all share a chuckle.] Then I put a big scoop of whipped cream on top of it and we laughed some more! [Another chuckle.] Then her eyes welled up with tears and we all knew it was time to stop.

From "The Apparent Trap"

Frasier: Well, why don't you try going back to your former relationship?
Lilith: All we did was insult each other.
Frasier: Yes! You're willing to throw all that away just because of one ill-considered night of passion?! It happened, take from it what you can learn, move on!
Niles: Well, I learned if you kiss her too fast you get an ice-cream headache.
Lilith: You also learned that I have twice your upper body strength, so shut your pie hole!
Frasier: Was that so hard?

From "Lilith Needs a Favor"

Lilith: My name's Lilith.
Albert: Ah, the demon-goddess. Are you like the independent fireball that was your predecessor?
Lilith: I make her look like a vacillating cream puff.

04-28-2004, 11:29 PM	#1
Rub Network Executive Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 01, 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 9	Best One-Liners and other Exchanges I've seen topics like this started on other boards, and I always find them to be quite amusing. I know there is no shortage of droll exchanges on Frasier, so, what are some of your favorites? For example, some of my favs are: From Agents in America, Part III: Niles: " Hello, I'm someone else sitting at the table. " Bebe: " Niles, thank God you're here. Back me up. Give him some sound, brotherly advice. " Niles: " She's the Devil, Frasier. Run fast, run far. " --and later in that episode-- Bebe (to Frasier): " Save me a muffin, muffin. " (It has everything to do with her delivery) From Seat of Power: Frasier: " You know the expression 'Living well is the best revenge'? " Niles: " Wonderful expression. I just don't know how true it is, you don't see it turning up in a lot of opera plots. 'Ludwig, maddened by the poisoning of his entire family, wreaked vengeance on Gunther in the third act by living well.' "

04-29-2004, 12:28 AM	#2
Ria Producerintraining Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 18, 2003 Location: Across the river from my fave bar! Posts: 466	My faves from Lilith eps: From "A Lilith Thanksgiving" Niles about Maris: Do you remember the year I plopped that big wedge of pumpkin pie in front of her, and we all laughed? [They all share a chuckle.] Then I put a big scoop of whipped cream on top of it and we laughed some more! [Another chuckle.] Then her eyes welled up with tears and we all knew it was time to stop. From "The Apparent Trap" Frasier: Well, why don't you try going back to your former relationship? Lilith: All we did was insult each other. Frasier: Yes! You're willing to throw all that away just because of one ill-considered night of passion?! It happened, take from it what you can learn, move on! Niles: Well, I learned if you kiss her too fast you get an ice-cream headache. Lilith: You also learned that I have twice your upper body strength, so shut your pie hole! Frasier: Was that so hard? From "Lilith Needs a Favor" Lilith: My name's Lilith. Albert: Ah, the demon-goddess. Are you like the independent fireball that was your predecessor? Lilith: I make her look like a vacillating cream puff.