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LucyFan · 04-28-2004, 07:41 PM

"SOLOMON" (Comedy Series, 2004)

Episode 1: Hello, I'm Solomon!

Solomon with his korean friend sitting on the couch in front of television set.

Ding-Dang: Solomon, I'm bored!

Solomon: That's nice!

Do I look like I care?

Ding-Dang: Yes, you have that twinkle in your eyes!

Solomon: Keep dreamin', MAN!

Ding-Dang (giggles): Solomon, that's the first time you haven't called me honey! I feel so sad, now!

Solomon: Shut up, I don't want to listen to your crap, YOU WHINING BITCH! - LOL

Ding-Dang (sniffles): Are you serious?

Solomon: No, I'm just pulling your loose chain! - LOL

Ding-Dang: Do you mean . . . you LOVE me?

Solomon: If I can post crazy threads to annoy people, then I can certainly be in love with you!

Ding-Dang: Solomon, I'm in love with you! Let's gets married and have kids together!

Solomon: NO! I don't want a kid of mine looking like some korean.

Ding-Dang :cries:

Solomon: Stop that! You're annoying the hell out of me!

:Solomon turns on the tv and flips to the learning channel where some woman is having some breast implants:

Solomon: awww, that's what I call entertainment TV.

Ding-Dang: You sicko!

Solomon: You digbat! - LOL

Ding-Dang: Solomon, why do you find that so interesting?

Solomon: Because, I . . . um, I honestly don't know.

Ding-Dang: Then why are you watching it?

Solomon: Just because . . .

Ding-Dang: You make no sense at times

Solomon: I DO NOT! I make perfect sense all the time! In fact, I'm Mister Perfect!

Ding-Dang: Solomon, one could only laugh . . .

Solomon: Huh?

Ding-Dang: Forget about it, it's over your head

Solomon: What's over my head?

Ding-Dang: I don't know, go look for yourself!

Solomon: Nah . . . I'm too smart for that, afterall, I did prove that "Good Times" was a spin-off.

Ding-Dang:

Keep talking, buddy . . .

Solomon: I have been talking, Ding-Dang. I've been talking up a storm. Do you have poor ears? - LOL

Ding-Dang: jgrjgrdjgd9operretpgupdfjfgoiffjjfjfjfjf!!!!!

Solomon: Stick and stones may break my bones, but my ignorance will never hurt me. - LOL

Ding-Dang:

(Thinks to himself . . . are you from a different planet or even universe, or something?)

Half-hour later . . . .

Solomon: Be right back Wing-Ding, my friend is here!

Ding-Dang: It's not Wing-Ding, it's DING-DANG!

Solomon: huh?

Ding-Dang:

whatever . . . .

::Solomon answers the door, suddenly a body that resembles a green monster walks in::

Solomon: Fing-Fang, I want you to meet my friend, Zork!!!

Ding-Dang: OMG! You're crazy . . . I'm getting outta here!

THE END!

More episodes coming soon . . .

04-28-2004, 07:41 PM	#1
LucyFan Still Loving Lucy! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 23, 2001 Location: In the Wonderful World of Lucy! Posts: 8,198	"SOLOMON" (New Comedy Series) "SOLOMON" (Comedy Series, 2004) Episode 1: Hello, I'm Solomon! Solomon with his korean friend sitting on the couch in front of television set. Ding-Dang: Solomon, I'm bored! Solomon: That's nice! Do I look like I care? Ding-Dang: Yes, you have that twinkle in your eyes! Solomon: Keep dreamin', MAN! Ding-Dang (giggles): Solomon, that's the first time you haven't called me honey! I feel so sad, now! Solomon: Shut up, I don't want to listen to your crap, YOU WHINING BITCH! - LOL Ding-Dang (sniffles): Are you serious? Solomon: No, I'm just pulling your loose chain! - LOL Ding-Dang: Do you mean . . . you LOVE me? Solomon: If I can post crazy threads to annoy people, then I can certainly be in love with you! Ding-Dang: Solomon, I'm in love with you! Let's gets married and have kids together! Solomon: NO! I don't want a kid of mine looking like some korean. Ding-Dang :cries: Solomon: Stop that! You're annoying the hell out of me! :Solomon turns on the tv and flips to the learning channel where some woman is having some breast implants: Solomon: awww, that's what I call entertainment TV. Ding-Dang: You sicko! Solomon: You digbat! - LOL Ding-Dang: Solomon, why do you find that so interesting? Solomon: Because, I . . . um, I honestly don't know. Ding-Dang: Then why are you watching it? Solomon: Just because . . . Ding-Dang: You make no sense at times Solomon: I DO NOT! I make perfect sense all the time! In fact, I'm Mister Perfect! Ding-Dang: Solomon, one could only laugh . . . Solomon: Huh? Ding-Dang: Forget about it, it's over your head Solomon: What's over my head? Ding-Dang: I don't know, go look for yourself! Solomon: Nah . . . I'm too smart for that, afterall, I did prove that "Good Times" was a spin-off. Ding-Dang: Keep talking, buddy . . . Solomon: I have been talking, Ding-Dang. I've been talking up a storm. Do you have poor ears? - LOL Ding-Dang: jgrjgrdjgd9operretpgupdfjfgoiffjjfjfjfjf!!!!! Solomon: Stick and stones may break my bones, but my ignorance will never hurt me. - LOL Ding-Dang: (Thinks to himself . . . are you from a different planet or even universe, or something?) Half-hour later . . . . Solomon: Be right back Wing-Ding, my friend is here! Ding-Dang: It's not Wing-Ding, it's DING-DANG! Solomon: huh? Ding-Dang: whatever . . . . ::Solomon answers the door, suddenly a body that resembles a green monster walks in:: Solomon: Fing-Fang, I want you to meet my friend, Zork!!! Ding-Dang: OMG! You're crazy . . . I'm getting outta here! THE END! More episodes coming soon . . .