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Cactus Jack · 04-21-2004, 05:49 PM

Yeah, what are they? What are the one that when they come on, you wanna hold your ears, turn it off etc?

Dean Winchester · 04-21-2004, 05:55 PM

Jenny From The Block - J. Lo... how funny that J. Lo didn't even write the song that proclaims that with all her possession, she's still Jenny from the block.

Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Looking For Her Hand In The Snow) - Yoko Ono... I love Yoko Ono and get ticked off when people (especially those who can't get over the fact that John and Paul grew apart) rip on her, but this song alone gives her entire career the negative stigma it unfortunately gets. 5 minutes of Yoko screeching, screaming and moaning, too bad these people who bash her after hearing this tripe have never heard any of her great songs.

most of today's faceless "new rappers", ala Twista, Chingy, 50 Cent, J-Kwon, etc...... none of you guys will ever be 2pac so don't even try. It is just way too much right now, there's as many faceless flash in the pan rappers out right now as there were one hit wonder alternative groups this time a decade ago

Take My Breath Away - Jessica Simpson. A nice power ballad destroyed

Macarena - Los Del Rio. Do I need an explanation?

most of the "new" pop-punk groups except Good Charlotte, you guys simply aren't fun like the 80's and 90's pop-punk acts were. When I was 16-17. I loved this stuff, but today's new groups just aren't as fun. I do enjoy Good Charlotte but I consider them more "power-pop" than punk

Would You Mind - Janet. she successfully outslutted Madonna with that song. The nadir of the worst album of her career.

the entire Tin Machine era-David Bowie. Thank god he's rebounded since then. I have all of Bowie's albums and the 2 Tin Machine albums are his least listenable of all, even crap like Tonight and Never Let Me Down both have spots of brilliance on it. These 2 albums were pure snoozers. At least he's been back on track for the past decade.

Jrnygrl · 04-21-2004, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by BuffySlayer79

most of today's faceless "new rappers", ala Twista, Chingy, 50 Cent, J-Kwon, etc...... none of you guys will ever be 2pac so don't even try. It is just way too much right now, there's as many faceless flash in the pan rappers out right now as there were one hit wonder alternative groups this time a decade ago

Take My Breath Away - Jessica Simpson. A nice power ballad destroyed

Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes
My Dingaling - Chuck Berry (what was he thinking??)
Torn Between two Lovers - Mary McGregor
Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
I Touch Myself - Divynls
Him - Rupert Holmes
Milkshake - Kelis
Stacy's Mom - don't remember who sings it
Anything by Beyonce'

ptcruiserfan2004 · 04-21-2004, 07:25 PM

In no particular order:

"Toxic"--Britney Spears

"Someday" and "How You Remind Me"--Nickelback

"The Reason"--Hoobastank

"Beautiful"--Christina Aguilera

"Hey Ya"--Outkast

"Bright Lights" and "Unwell"--Matchbox 20

"With You" and "Take my Breath Away"--Jessica Simpson

"Get the Party Started"--Pink

"What I Like About You"--The Romantics

Anything by Train ("Calling all Angels," Meet Virginia," etc.)

That's what I could think up off the top of my head, but I'm positive there's more.

Cashodeen · 04-21-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by BuffySlayer79

Take My Breath Away - Jessica Simpson. A nice power ballad destroyed

Yeah, isn't that awful? I couldn't believe it when I heard her remake of that song. She sounds like she is shouting the whole way through.

Steve M. · 04-21-2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by BuffySlayer79

Take My Breath Away - Jessica Simpson. A nice power ballad destroyed

Oh my God, is that whom I've been hearing on the piped-in music system in the discount store in which I work singing this song (I could tell it wasn't Berlin)? I never liked this song to begin with but, Jessica Simpleton's version is much worse!

Steve M. · 04-21-2004, 11:38 PM

Okay, here are my ten worst.

10. Delta Dawn - Helen Reddy
9. Escape (the Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
8. Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra (lives up to the title!)
7. Like a Prayer - Madonna
6. Cruisin' - Huey Lewis and Gwneth Paltrow (WHAAAT??)
5. Ring My Bell - Anita Ward

(I hated disco after hearing this!!)
4. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd (JUST KIDDING!!)
4. Sugar Sugar - the Archies (diabetes-inducing!)
3. Don't Cry Out Loud - Melissa Manchester
2. Justify My Love - Madonna
1. You're Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka

Attentive readers will note that Madonna is the only performer to appear on this list twice! (Though, to be fair, I could have easily filled this list with ten cuts from William Shatner!

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Cashodeen · 04-21-2004, 11:42 PM

Okay, here we go:

Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
Why Not - Hilary Duff
Achey Brakey Heart - Billy Raye Cyrus
Only In My Dreams - Debbie Gibson
Having My Baby - Paul Anka
That Tulip song - Tiny Tim
Precious and Few - Climax
Kokomo - Beach Boys
Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson
Hyperactive - Thomas Dolby

This list isn't 100% accurate, but pretty close. I hate these songs. I forgot to add some really bad rap, but maybe next time.

Edit: ABH is definitely worse than Mambo No. 5

Lizzie McGuire · 04-22-2004, 02:25 PM

My 10 top worst song are

1. Yeah- Usher
2. Milkshake - Kelis
3. Anything by Good Charlotte
4. Anything by Chingy
5. Rose - Outkast
6. Hey Ya- Outkast
and more.

MonarC · 04-22-2004, 03:31 PM

anything by J-Lo, Christina Agulera, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, and many others. But those 4 are the worst in my mind right now.

monni d · 04-22-2004, 03:52 PM

all hilary duff songs

automatic princess · 04-22-2004, 04:04 PM

any Justin Timberlake song

dr frasier crane · 04-22-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by ptcruiserfan2004

"What I Like About You"--The Romantics

I love the Romantics. "What I Like About You" and "Talking In Your Sleep. They have some cool songs.

Dean Winchester · 04-22-2004, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by dr frasier crane
I love the Romantics. "What I Like About You" and "Talking In Your Sleep. They have some cool songs.

I do like TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP personally, but I can see why people hate WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too overplayed and overrated (IMO)

Raven-Symone · 04-23-2004, 01:22 AM

Yeah by Usher
All Justin Timberlake songs
Milkshake by Kelis
All Good Charlotte songs
Roses by Outkast
All Simple Plan Songs
Dirt off my shoulder by Jay-Z
All Chigy songs
Any Hansons songs
This I promis you by NSYNC

04-21-2004, 05:49 PM	#1
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04-21-2004, 11:42 PM	#8
Cashodeen Hi. Forum Star Join Date: Aug 30, 2001 Posts: 11,362	Okay, here we go: Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin Why Not - Hilary Duff Achey Brakey Heart - Billy Raye Cyrus Only In My Dreams - Debbie Gibson Having My Baby - Paul Anka That Tulip song - Tiny Tim Precious and Few - Climax Kokomo - Beach Boys Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson Hyperactive - Thomas Dolby This list isn't 100% accurate, but pretty close. I hate these songs. I forgot to add some really bad rap, but maybe next time. Edit: ABH is definitely worse than Mambo No. 5
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04-22-2004, 02:25 PM	#9
Lizzie McGuire John Cena and Edge are fine Forum Regular Join Date: May 11, 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 731	My 10 top worst song are 1. Yeah- Usher 2. Milkshake - Kelis 3. Anything by Good Charlotte 4. Anything by Chingy 5. Rose - Outkast 6. Hey Ya- Outkast and more.
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04-22-2004, 04:04 PM	#12
automatic princess Mariah your on fire Senior Member Join Date: May 19, 2003 Location: a house Posts: 2,598	any Justin Timberlake song
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04-23-2004, 01:22 AM	#15
Raven-Symone john cena and edge rules Senior Member Join Date: May 08, 2003 Location: Chicago IL Posts: 2,390	Yeah by Usher All Justin Timberlake songs Milkshake by Kelis All Good Charlotte songs Roses by Outkast All Simple Plan Songs Dirt off my shoulder by Jay-Z All Chigy songs Any Hansons songs This I promis you by NSYNC
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04-21-2004, 05:55 PM	#2
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	Jenny From The Block - J. Lo... how funny that J. Lo didn't even write the song that proclaims that with all her possession, she's still Jenny from the block. Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Looking For Her Hand In The Snow) - Yoko Ono... I love Yoko Ono and get ticked off when people (especially those who can't get over the fact that John and Paul grew apart) rip on her, but this song alone gives her entire career the negative stigma it unfortunately gets. 5 minutes of Yoko screeching, screaming and moaning, too bad these people who bash her after hearing this tripe have never heard any of her great songs. most of today's faceless "new rappers", ala Twista, Chingy, 50 Cent, J-Kwon, etc...... none of you guys will ever be 2pac so don't even try. It is just way too much right now, there's as many faceless flash in the pan rappers out right now as there were one hit wonder alternative groups this time a decade ago Take My Breath Away - Jessica Simpson. A nice power ballad destroyed Macarena - Los Del Rio. Do I need an explanation? most of the "new" pop-punk groups except Good Charlotte, you guys simply aren't fun like the 80's and 90's pop-punk acts were. When I was 16-17. I loved this stuff, but today's new groups just aren't as fun. I do enjoy Good Charlotte but I consider them more "power-pop" than punk Would You Mind - Janet. she successfully outslutted Madonna with that song. The nadir of the worst album of her career. the entire Tin Machine era-David Bowie. Thank god he's rebounded since then. I have all of Bowie's albums and the 2 Tin Machine albums are his least listenable of all, even crap like Tonight and Never Let Me Down both have spots of brilliance on it. These 2 albums were pure snoozers. At least he's been back on track for the past decade.

04-21-2004, 07:25 PM	#4
ptcruiserfan2004 Go Colts! Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 20, 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 44	In no particular order: "Toxic"--Britney Spears "Someday" and "How You Remind Me"--Nickelback "The Reason"--Hoobastank "Beautiful"--Christina Aguilera "Hey Ya"--Outkast "Bright Lights" and "Unwell"--Matchbox 20 "With You" and "Take my Breath Away"--Jessica Simpson "Get the Party Started"--Pink "What I Like About You"--The Romantics Anything by Train ("Calling all Angels," Meet Virginia," etc.) That's what I could think up off the top of my head, but I'm positive there's more.

04-21-2004, 11:38 PM	#7
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,274	Okay, here are my ten worst. 10. Delta Dawn - Helen Reddy 9. Escape (the Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes 8. Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra (lives up to the title!) 7. Like a Prayer - Madonna 6. Cruisin' - Huey Lewis and Gwneth Paltrow (WHAAAT??) 5. Ring My Bell - Anita Ward (I hated disco after hearing this!!) 4. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd (JUST KIDDING!!) 4. Sugar Sugar - the Archies (diabetes-inducing!) 3. Don't Cry Out Loud - Melissa Manchester 2. Justify My Love - Madonna 1. You're Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka Attentive readers will note that Madonna is the only performer to appear on this list twice! (Though, to be fair, I could have easily filled this list with ten cuts from William Shatner! )

04-22-2004, 03:31 PM	#10
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	anything by J-Lo, Christina Agulera, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, and many others. But those 4 are the worst in my mind right now.

04-22-2004, 03:52 PM	#11
monni d Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 18, 2004 Posts: 86	all hilary duff songs