Lamont's wedding was a funny episode.... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

nerrad · 04-19-2004, 02:14 PM

..one of the funniest, to me. Because:

1. Lamont being rejected. The look on his face when Crystal said NO was priceless. And the preacher saying "he wasn't listening".

2. The bride's father was scared shytless. Notice how he ran out of the church.

3. How about his uncle (tell me, was that Fred's brother or what? Never explained). "That's what you look like up there, a real dummy".

4. The relatives wanted their gifts back.

5. Fred telling the little boy, "this couch is for drinking".

Cluck Sanford · 04-19-2004, 02:23 PM

This one was always one of my favorites, my favorite part is when Fred and Aunt Hazel get into that fight "Listen, I fought heavyweights before ya know!".
Too bad she wasnt on any more episodes, her and Fred could've gotten into some funny fights.

nerrad · 04-19-2004, 02:26 PM

"I'll bet that'll be the last time you give someone something across the lips"

"If I hit you, I bet your lips make it to the hospital before the ambulance".

Was watching that yesterday.

AtlantaBravesFan29 · 04-19-2004, 04:14 PM

I liked it when Lamont threw all of the wedding gifts out into the yard and then Fred says,"And don't think we didn't feed you" as he threw the wedding cake into the yard and it landed on Aunt Hazel and Fred says,"Hazel,you never looked sweeter."

magellan333 · 04-19-2004, 05:34 PM

I like when Fred tells that guy the gift he was giving was something he had left over from the riots.

mooseface · 04-19-2004, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nerrad
..one of the funniest, to me. Because:

1. Lamont being rejected. The look on his face when Crystal said NO was priceless.

Fred (to Lamont, regarding Crystal's mother):

"I ain't gonna let this liver-lipped broad insult you."

Big Dru · 04-20-2004, 12:17 AM

I loved it when Fred threw the cake outsight and told Hazel she neva looked sweeta!....LOL...Now that's classic!

glenny · 04-20-2004, 06:39 AM

I liked the very end, after they came back form the hotel and Fred swipted an ash tray, towel, light blub (could not get the whole lamp in the bag), and a Bible. When Lamont said they already had a Bible upstairs Fred said they could keep it downstairs so they could have "full coverage."

Junkoligist · 04-22-2004, 03:42 PM

I love Lamonts speech

what are you people doing! would you stop it, would everybody stop it !

Fred: You tell um son

I just had the shock of my life less that an hour ago, and what are you all doin?
You standin around worring about ya domb wedding presents.

Well i don't want you or your presents in my house for another second.!!!!

That's right, i'll tell you exactly what you can do (gathering up the presents)

Yall can figure out who belongs to what out in the yard (toss)

isiahthomas · 05-25-2004, 01:56 PM

Post a picture of the woman who played Crystal. Lamont had so many women, i can't remember all of them. Is Crystal the one who Lamont lied to Fred about what she does for a living & she had a brother? If that's her, then i'm thinkin of the episode where her, her brother, Lamont played a trick on Fred. I think she had a son too.

nerrad · 05-25-2004, 02:10 PM

Crystal was never on before that wedding episode. She was another one of his ladies. With his playa/wimp self.

isiahthomas · 05-25-2004, 02:31 PM

Janet Lawson is the woman i'm thinkin of who was Lamont's girlfriend.

isiahthomas · 05-25-2004, 02:32 PM

Janet's real name is Marlene Clark.

nerrad · 05-25-2004, 02:41 PM

He shoulda married Janet. She didn't seem to mind him being a junkman. And she liked Fred.

isiahthomas · 05-25-2004, 03:21 PM

Janet was cute too. Didn't she have a son & a brother?

04-19-2004, 02:14 PM	#1
nerrad Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 06, 2003 Location: pfunkytown Posts: 1,253	Lamont's wedding was a funny episode.... ..one of the funniest, to me. Because: 1. Lamont being rejected. The look on his face when Crystal said NO was priceless. And the preacher saying "he wasn't listening". 2. The bride's father was scared shytless. Notice how he ran out of the church. 3. How about his uncle (tell me, was that Fred's brother or what? Never explained). "That's what you look like up there, a real dummy". 4. The relatives wanted their gifts back. 5. Fred telling the little boy, "this couch is for drinking".

04-20-2004, 12:17 AM	#7
Big Dru Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 01, 2004 Location: Rockford, IL Posts: 13	Cake Toss I loved it when Fred threw the cake outsight and told Hazel she neva looked sweeta!....LOL...Now that's classic!
	__________________ "This Louisville slugger will knock you out!"-Fred

04-19-2004, 02:23 PM	#2
Cluck Sanford Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 14	This one was always one of my favorites, my favorite part is when Fred and Aunt Hazel get into that fight "Listen, I fought heavyweights before ya know!". Too bad she wasnt on any more episodes, her and Fred could've gotten into some funny fights.

04-19-2004, 02:26 PM	#3
nerrad Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 06, 2003 Location: pfunkytown Posts: 1,253	"I'll bet that'll be the last time you give someone something across the lips" "If I hit you, I bet your lips make it to the hospital before the ambulance". Was watching that yesterday.

04-19-2004, 04:14 PM	#4
AtlantaBravesFan29 Atlanta Braves Fan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 13, 2002 Location: Pleasanton,TX--40 Miles South Of San Antonio Posts: 1,859	I liked it when Lamont threw all of the wedding gifts out into the yard and then Fred says,"And don't think we didn't feed you" as he threw the wedding cake into the yard and it landed on Aunt Hazel and Fred says,"Hazel,you never looked sweeter."

04-19-2004, 05:34 PM	#5
magellan333 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 26, 2003 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 822	I like when Fred tells that guy the gift he was giving was something he had left over from the riots.

04-20-2004, 06:39 AM	#8
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	I liked the very end, after they came back form the hotel and Fred swipted an ash tray, towel, light blub (could not get the whole lamp in the bag), and a Bible. When Lamont said they already had a Bible upstairs Fred said they could keep it downstairs so they could have "full coverage."

05-25-2004, 01:56 PM	#10
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Post a picture of the woman who played Crystal. Lamont had so many women, i can't remember all of them. Is Crystal the one who Lamont lied to Fred about what she does for a living & she had a brother? If that's her, then i'm thinkin of the episode where her, her brother, Lamont played a trick on Fred. I think she had a son too.

05-25-2004, 02:10 PM	#11
nerrad Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 06, 2003 Location: pfunkytown Posts: 1,253	Crystal was never on before that wedding episode. She was another one of his ladies. With his playa/wimp self.

05-25-2004, 02:31 PM	#12
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Janet Lawson is the woman i'm thinkin of who was Lamont's girlfriend.

05-25-2004, 02:32 PM	#13
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Janet's real name is Marlene Clark.

05-25-2004, 02:41 PM	#14
nerrad Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 06, 2003 Location: pfunkytown Posts: 1,253	He shoulda married Janet. She didn't seem to mind him being a junkman. And she liked Fred.

05-25-2004, 03:21 PM	#15
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Janet was cute too. Didn't she have a son & a brother?