The "Wings" Characters On "The Apprentice" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

pilotguy · 04-16-2004, 07:52 AM

This may sound kind of weird, but after watching "The Apprentice", I started wondering what it would be like if Donald Trump had to deal with the "Wings" characters as players.....

I could see it now....Roy and Fay would be sitting on either side of Trump at the conference table as his "long-time, valued associates".

Every time Trump would try to get two of the players to "fight it out" and tell why the other one should be fired, Roy would start that wheezy laugh of his and say, "Oh MAN, this is the part I LOVE!". Then when a person was fired by Trump, Roy would say, "You heard the man....hit the bricks, Loser!".

Fay would sit there quietly until one of the contestants became vicious and verbally tore apart a fellow player...then Fay would sit there, smile and say to Trump, "Oh, she's LOVELY!"

If one of the players (say Joe or Brian) trashed Helen, trying to get her fired, she would get out of her chair, jump on that person's back and start beating the daylights out of him (or her).....

If Lowell was fired by Trump, he would get up and get mad, "OK, Mr. Big Shot! I don't need this....This stupid tie's choking me anyway....besides, I've got a plane that needs an oil change...Outta my way!"

Oh YEAH, the possibilities are endless!

Chocoholic · 04-16-2004, 10:44 AM

I didn't watch The Apprentice (Darn finale pre-empted ER last night!

) but I can just picture Brian coming up with all these crazy schemes to make money

Mariel · 04-17-2004, 01:54 AM

Who do you guys think has the biggest chance of becoming the Apprentice?

I say either Joe or Casey. Well, because Joe is Joe. He knows how to run a business and is very responsible. And from what we've seen of Casey, she knows how to handle problems at work and is good at organizing different things. Haha... just don't trust her to come up with a slogan.

pilotguy · 04-17-2004, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by Mariel
Who do you guys think has the biggest chance of becoming the Apprentice?

I say either Joe or Casey. Well, because Joe is Joe. He knows how to run a business and is very responsible. And from what we've seen of Casey, she knows how to handle problems at work and is good at organizing different things. Haha... just don't trust her to come up with a slogan.

I think that the two "Wings" characters who would have the best chance to win would be Joe and Alex (if she was still around).

Of course Joe has that professional and obsessive personality that Trump loves, and Alex has a no-nonsense, business-like "Let's Get It Done" approach that would work well in a corporate setting....and SHE ran her own business too!

I think that Casey would make an impressive, professional showing for the first few weeks.....but then something would happen to get her all rattled and she'd blow her chance!

Actually, I never realized how many "Wings" characters were self-employed enterpeneurs....Joe, Brian (when he was partners with Joe), Helen, Roy, Alex and even Antonio!

c5guy · 04-17-2004, 06:14 PM

I think they would all get hired by the Donald:

Joe & Brian would fly his planes
Alex would fly his helicopter
Antonio would drive his limo
Lowell would work on all the above
Helen would be his chef & provide lovely dinner music
Casey would be his next girlfriend (although that's not really being hired.......is it?)

As for who he'd pick as "The Apprentice" and help run his empire: hands down, Davis Lynch

04-16-2004, 07:52 AM	#1
pilotguy Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 1,305	The "Wings" Characters On "The Apprentice" This may sound kind of weird, but after watching "The Apprentice", I started wondering what it would be like if Donald Trump had to deal with the "Wings" characters as players..... I could see it now....Roy and Fay would be sitting on either side of Trump at the conference table as his "long-time, valued associates". Every time Trump would try to get two of the players to "fight it out" and tell why the other one should be fired, Roy would start that wheezy laugh of his and say, "Oh MAN, this is the part I LOVE!". Then when a person was fired by Trump, Roy would say, "You heard the man....hit the bricks, Loser!". Fay would sit there quietly until one of the contestants became vicious and verbally tore apart a fellow player...then Fay would sit there, smile and say to Trump, "Oh, she's LOVELY!" If one of the players (say Joe or Brian) trashed Helen, trying to get her fired, she would get out of her chair, jump on that person's back and start beating the daylights out of him (or her)..... If Lowell was fired by Trump, he would get up and get mad, "OK, Mr. Big Shot! I don't need this....This stupid tie's choking me anyway....besides, I've got a plane that needs an oil change...Outta my way!" Oh YEAH, the possibilities are endless!

04-17-2004, 01:54 AM	#3
Mariel cool beans Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 04, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 97	Who do you guys think has the biggest chance of becoming the Apprentice? I say either Joe or Casey. Well, because Joe is Joe. He knows how to run a business and is very responsible. And from what we've seen of Casey, she knows how to handle problems at work and is good at organizing different things. Haha... just don't trust her to come up with a slogan.
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04-16-2004, 10:44 AM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I didn't watch The Apprentice (Darn finale pre-empted ER last night! ) but I can just picture Brian coming up with all these crazy schemes to make money

04-17-2004, 06:14 PM	#5
c5guy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 16, 2003 Location: Lone Star Posts: 75	I think they would all get hired by the Donald: Joe & Brian would fly his planes Alex would fly his helicopter Antonio would drive his limo Lowell would work on all the above Helen would be his chef & provide lovely dinner music Casey would be his next girlfriend (although that's not really being hired.......is it?) As for who he'd pick as "The Apprentice" and help run his empire: hands down, Davis Lynch