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¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 04-09-2004, 03:14 PM

I found parts of this to be amusing.

'Idol' Says 'Aloha' to Camile

By Daniel Fienberg
Zap2it.com

Given that last Wednesday's (March 31) "American Idol" results show left many faithful viewers vowing never to watch again and that Tuesday's (April 6) Elton John Night saw a decline of 3 million viewers from the week before, perhaps this wasn't the right time for "Idol" to perpetrate a bloated results show.

Still, for no apparent reason beyond giving the premiere of "The Swan" an artificial boost, Wednesday night's (April 7) episode runs an inexcusable full hour, despite containing exactly as much content as last week's efficient half-hour entry.

Host Ryan Seacrest begins the show by hinting that the Bottom Three is going to be revealed in a new manner. That moment of revelation is more than 30 minutes away, an elusive Holy Grail obtainable only after a lengthy quest -- fearsome obstacles must be overcome and last night's show must be relived. The people who were good, remain good in the playback. The people who were Jon Peter Lewis, John Stevens and Camile Velasco remain awful in playback. And Ryan Seacrest gets to, for at least the tenth time, pretend to be funny by asking what Randy means when he says "aight."

Ryan then leads an awkward discussion with the nine remaining contestants. Camile wishes her dad a happy birthday. Fantasia Barrino sticks out her tongue at Simon for his negative comments. Jasmine Trias and Diana DeGarmo do their finest Ferris Bueller impressions, listing a litany of the diseases that plague them. John says he was satisfied with his Tuesday performance and LaToya London explains how much she likes weddings. It's illuminating.

Two weeks ago, John transformed "My Girl" into a flotilla of flat flubs, but apparently the song hasn't suffered enough. Jon-Boy does his own off-key interpretation for the upcoming "American Idol" soul album. We discover this chestnut during a lengthy commercial for said album that really only raises the question of why Gladys Knight doesn't have anything better to do with her time.

Julia DeMato is in the crowd. Last season's most conspicuous stage fright victim has a single coming out called "Let it Rain." Nobody asks her to sing it.

Between last night's covers and tonight's Down With People medley, Elton John really ought to be entitled to defend himself. In all honesty, the delegation of responsibility on tonight's medley is greatly improved. The girls are asked to sing the upbeat songs and execute the choreography, while the guys are left in front of microphones doing little more than raising their arms and trying to hit the right notes.

After the discovery that the "Idol" Finalists went to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards (never mentioning the Viacom network's name and blurring the Nickelodeon logos wherever they appear) in a spacious, luxury Ford SUV limo, Tamyra Gray appears to plug her "Tru Calling" appearance and sing her latest single "Raindrops Will Fall" (no relation to Julia DeMato's similarly drizzly track).

Tamyra is great, but her answers to the questions from the Finalists all sound pre-programmed and the contestants' eyes glaze. If they were lucky, they also napped through the annual pimp-themed Ford commercial set to "Love Machine." Compared to last year's spot with Clay Aiken as a latter day Mr. Whitefolks, the costumes and production values seem cheap.

Finally, having drawn things out as much as possible, Ryan separates the Finalists into a trio of groups of three. One group features the Top Three votegetters, the second features the Middle Three and the last group features the Bottom Three. Instead of producing tension, this new strategy leads only to confusion. Jasmine, Diana and Camile are Group A, whatever that means. Fantasia, Jon and John make up Group B, whatever that means. LaToya, Jennifer Hudson and George Huff find themselves in Group C, whatever that means.

After wasting more time, Ryan announces that Group C is safe. If that group featured the most popular contestants, it suggests that LaToya and Jennifer's fans were good and scared after seeing both singers slip into the Bottom Three last week. Group B is also safe, which means that as many people chose to champion the tone-deaf guys as sassy Fantasia, which just seems wrong.

Looking at the Bottom Three, Randy and Paula agree that the American people still seem to be voting on personality rather than performance. This isn't entirely true if you consider how giving one of Tuesday's best performances helped Jennifer rise from the bottom to the top. Simon just grunts something about how one member of the Bottom Three knows that she belongs there.

Apparently the people of Hawaii were too busy celebrating the second Seder night to vote for their two native daughters. However, fewer of Diana's fans were asking the Four Questions, because she's sent back to the couch, safe. Dragging things out, Ryan asks Camile and Jasmine if they're up to singing again (why does nobody ask our opinion?), but then sends the show to commercial before their encores. That sound you hear is 10 million viewers switching the channel for five minutes of "Smallville."

Camile sounds like two cats battling in a bag, while Jasmine's illness manifests itself in every strained note.

In the end, Camile is sent home, defeated by her DeMato-esque stage fright and a series of poor song choices. Randy and Paula wish her well. Simon isn't given a chance to say anything, as Camile's video tribute cuts in.

Only one Hawaiian remains, but there are several male singers who should be heading home first.

-*Forever*- · 04-09-2004, 04:08 PM

In the end, Camile is sent home, defeated by her DeMato-esque stage fright and a series of poor song choices.

You've got to be effing kidding me. Camile's songs were GREAAAAAAAT *dies*

I love all of them.

automatic princess · 04-09-2004, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
In the end, Camile is sent home, defeated by her DeMato-esque stage fright and a series of poor song choices.

You've got to be effing kidding me. Camile's songs were GREAAAAAAAT *dies*

I love all of them.

Right on!! Camile rocked

David · 04-09-2004, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
In the end, Camile is sent home, defeated by her DeMato-esque stage fright and a series of poor song choices.

You've got to be effing kidding me. Camile's songs were GREAAAAAAAT *dies*

I love all of them.

i liked her performance on Wednesday. It was nice

-*Forever*- · 04-09-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by [.AIkenCompany3.]
i liked her performance on Wednesday. It was nice

It was the best thing ever...

I Dream of Jeannie · 04-09-2004, 11:02 PM

She needed to go home this week, but I'd rather of had George leave, but if he didn't go then Camille needed to.

HuntingtonM15 · 04-09-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Julia DeMato is in the crowd. Last season's most conspicuous stage fright victim has a single coming out called "Let it Rain." Nobody asks her to sing it.

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Camile sounds like two cats battling in a bag

Krisalicious · 04-10-2004, 12:40 AM

I think Camile has a pretty good voice. She just doesn't have great stage presence...IMO she always looks like she's about to cry.

04-09-2004, 03:14 PM	#1
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	'Idol' Says 'Aloha' to Camile I found parts of this to be amusing. 'Idol' Says 'Aloha' to Camile By Daniel Fienberg Zap2it.com Given that last Wednesday's (March 31) "American Idol" results show left many faithful viewers vowing never to watch again and that Tuesday's (April 6) Elton John Night saw a decline of 3 million viewers from the week before, perhaps this wasn't the right time for "Idol" to perpetrate a bloated results show. Still, for no apparent reason beyond giving the premiere of "The Swan" an artificial boost, Wednesday night's (April 7) episode runs an inexcusable full hour, despite containing exactly as much content as last week's efficient half-hour entry. Host Ryan Seacrest begins the show by hinting that the Bottom Three is going to be revealed in a new manner. That moment of revelation is more than 30 minutes away, an elusive Holy Grail obtainable only after a lengthy quest -- fearsome obstacles must be overcome and last night's show must be relived. The people who were good, remain good in the playback. The people who were Jon Peter Lewis, John Stevens and Camile Velasco remain awful in playback. And Ryan Seacrest gets to, for at least the tenth time, pretend to be funny by asking what Randy means when he says "aight." Ryan then leads an awkward discussion with the nine remaining contestants. Camile wishes her dad a happy birthday. Fantasia Barrino sticks out her tongue at Simon for his negative comments. Jasmine Trias and Diana DeGarmo do their finest Ferris Bueller impressions, listing a litany of the diseases that plague them. John says he was satisfied with his Tuesday performance and LaToya London explains how much she likes weddings. It's illuminating. Two weeks ago, John transformed "My Girl" into a flotilla of flat flubs, but apparently the song hasn't suffered enough. Jon-Boy does his own off-key interpretation for the upcoming "American Idol" soul album. We discover this chestnut during a lengthy commercial for said album that really only raises the question of why Gladys Knight doesn't have anything better to do with her time. Julia DeMato is in the crowd. Last season's most conspicuous stage fright victim has a single coming out called "Let it Rain." Nobody asks her to sing it. Between last night's covers and tonight's Down With People medley, Elton John really ought to be entitled to defend himself. In all honesty, the delegation of responsibility on tonight's medley is greatly improved. The girls are asked to sing the upbeat songs and execute the choreography, while the guys are left in front of microphones doing little more than raising their arms and trying to hit the right notes. After the discovery that the "Idol" Finalists went to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards (never mentioning the Viacom network's name and blurring the Nickelodeon logos wherever they appear) in a spacious, luxury Ford SUV limo, Tamyra Gray appears to plug her "Tru Calling" appearance and sing her latest single "Raindrops Will Fall" (no relation to Julia DeMato's similarly drizzly track). Tamyra is great, but her answers to the questions from the Finalists all sound pre-programmed and the contestants' eyes glaze. If they were lucky, they also napped through the annual pimp-themed Ford commercial set to "Love Machine." Compared to last year's spot with Clay Aiken as a latter day Mr. Whitefolks, the costumes and production values seem cheap. Finally, having drawn things out as much as possible, Ryan separates the Finalists into a trio of groups of three. One group features the Top Three votegetters, the second features the Middle Three and the last group features the Bottom Three. Instead of producing tension, this new strategy leads only to confusion. Jasmine, Diana and Camile are Group A, whatever that means. Fantasia, Jon and John make up Group B, whatever that means. LaToya, Jennifer Hudson and George Huff find themselves in Group C, whatever that means. After wasting more time, Ryan announces that Group C is safe. If that group featured the most popular contestants, it suggests that LaToya and Jennifer's fans were good and scared after seeing both singers slip into the Bottom Three last week. Group B is also safe, which means that as many people chose to champion the tone-deaf guys as sassy Fantasia, which just seems wrong. Looking at the Bottom Three, Randy and Paula agree that the American people still seem to be voting on personality rather than performance. This isn't entirely true if you consider how giving one of Tuesday's best performances helped Jennifer rise from the bottom to the top. Simon just grunts something about how one member of the Bottom Three knows that she belongs there. Apparently the people of Hawaii were too busy celebrating the second Seder night to vote for their two native daughters. However, fewer of Diana's fans were asking the Four Questions, because she's sent back to the couch, safe. Dragging things out, Ryan asks Camile and Jasmine if they're up to singing again (why does nobody ask our opinion?), but then sends the show to commercial before their encores. That sound you hear is 10 million viewers switching the channel for five minutes of "Smallville." Camile sounds like two cats battling in a bag, while Jasmine's illness manifests itself in every strained note. In the end, Camile is sent home, defeated by her DeMato-esque stage fright and a series of poor song choices. Randy and Paula wish her well. Simon isn't given a chance to say anything, as Camile's video tribute cuts in. Only one Hawaiian remains, but there are several male singers who should be heading home first.
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04-09-2004, 04:08 PM	#2
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04-10-2004, 12:40 AM	#8
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I think Camile has a pretty good voice. She just doesn't have great stage presence...IMO she always looks like she's about to cry.