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'Cause some people say I'm hairy but I don't think I'm hairy enough! Especially in the winter, the cold months--what do you think?....You want to touch it? It's very soft. Go ahead, seriously touch it, it's like a puppy I swear...a little puppy-no bitey, no bitey!
Ya know, sometimes I think about shaving it all off and just stuffin' it in a pillow case and sleepin' on it.... But seriously, watching Doug alienate all of those couples from Carrie's office had to be one of the funniest moments of this season in what's been a bit of a down year for the show. Him licking the plates at dinner...too much! Those were right up there with Carrie's list of fantasies that Doug was allowed to have.... "I'm riding a horse, I'm biking through wine country...why am I so active? Do you know in my regular fantasies, I rarely get out of a chair!"
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Those scenes were fall off the sofa funny. Offering the couple money to have sex in front of him....spouting the beauty of cannibilism, driving the guy nuts in the theater.
All such funny stuff.
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Clue: Carrie: "I want to know how much you saved" Doug: "Half off the second eye."
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It sounds like the episode where its Carrie's birthday and Doug gives her a gift of Laser surgery for her eyes..but I don't remember when he said that ?? Can anybody refresh my memory??
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Those were all great. It's a shame KOQ hasn't been Emmy nominated.
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77. Sight Gag
When the DMV tells Carrie that she has to wear corrective lenses in order to drive, Doug decides that he has finally found the perfect birthday present for her - laser eye surgery. Since Carrie usually hates his choice of gifts, he's sure that she will love this one. But it turns out to be less than perfect when Carrie doesn't recover as planned and her vision is blurry for days, even throughout her birthday. After a week of blindness, Carrie finds out that Doug chose her doctor based on discount coupons rather than reputation and insists on going to a real specialist to have her vision corrected. He says "preeety....so preety" when he's putting her makeup on for her in the bedroom before her party with all of her friends and co-workers downstairs. This is after about five days of being blind. |
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