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Chocoholic · 04-08-2004, 11:18 AM

Just say the first Wings one-liner that comes to your mind

"I wonder how long trout can live in trees."

Krista2882 · 04-12-2004, 10:32 PM

"Well spread me on a cracker and put me on a tray! There's no way I'm doin' that!"

Chocoholic · 04-13-2004, 12:26 PM

"Im starving! I've been having lots of sex."

Krista2882 · 04-20-2004, 01:45 AM

"President Ford just hit Brian's mom in the head."

hughpuppies · 04-21-2004, 02:02 AM

I touched every president since Since Eleanor Roosevelt when they visited Nantucket--------Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran

Once When I was out of underwear------ Lowell Mather

Wait a minute that isn't my brother after a fight with a guy in an airport runway in New Mexico -------- Carlton Blanchard

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe-----Brian Hackett

Brian when are you ever going to grow up?---------Joe Hackett

Brain when are you going to take responsibilty?----------Joe Hackett

Can't have a party without the big sandwhich------Nantucket Gang

Blimp Killer------Lowell Mather

Dad no matter how many times I beat you at basketball nothing is going to change I am still gay-------R.J. Biggins

Is That a Ten-Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me?-------????????

Did I offend the delicate flower?-------Antonio Scarpacci

Do you mind I am eating over here-------Roy Biggins

Carbeque------Lowell Mather

Without a shadow of a doubt Tom Petty is the sexiest man alive-----Lowell Mather

My late Husband George, George, George, referring to all 3 of her ex-husbands-------Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran

That is too a lady piolt go over and ask her yourself when telling Helen he hired a female pilot when it was actually a man------Roy Biggins

The answer is Ann Margret to every trivia answer----Lowell Mather

Krista2882 · 04-22-2004, 11:51 AM

"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas."

wingshock · 04-22-2004, 01:14 PM

"Everyone knows that squash is the smartest vegetable."

Fay (in the ep where Helen comes back from NY)

Love,

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Krista2882 · 04-23-2004, 12:29 PM

"One minute we're spanking each other with meat, and then the next, things just got weird."

Jim76 · 04-23-2004, 07:12 PM

"FAULKNER'S!"

Krista2882 · 04-24-2004, 12:06 AM

"Plus, they let me take home all the hair I want!"

phoebe7165 · 04-24-2004, 06:51 PM

Oh, goody!! I have a few off the top of my head.

Fay--Look, I've got a human organ in my hands and I don't know what to do with it!

Roy--If it's green, it's trouble, if it's fried, get double.

Joe(to Brian)--No more sugar for you, mister.

Lowell--Antonio, caught you on the hopper, eh?

remfan · 04-24-2004, 07:08 PM

One of my favorites:

Brian - Joe, you're back!

Joe - Yes, I'm back from the hospital and my stupid back is fine!

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Lowell - Dinner's still not ready.

Jim76 · 04-25-2004, 12:14 AM

Lowell - "I don't believe people with antlers have the right to criticise."

Chocoholic · 04-26-2004, 11:23 AM

"Why Joe Hackett! Antonio's life is in the balance and all YOU care about is a dumb clock? If you weren't my boss, I'd slap you!" -Lowell

Krista2882 · 04-28-2004, 11:57 AM

"If dogs sweat through their tongues, then what are their armpits for?!" --Carlton

04-08-2004, 11:18 AM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Random One-Liners Just say the first Wings one-liner that comes to your mind "I wonder how long trout can live in trees."

04-22-2004, 01:14 PM	#7
wingshock Way, Truth, Life <>< Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2003 Location: Tallahassee, FL Posts: 308	"Everyone knows that squash is the smartest vegetable." Fay (in the ep where Helen comes back from NY) Love, Wing<><
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04-24-2004, 06:51 PM	#11
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Oh, goody!! I have a few off the top of my head. Fay--Look, I've got a human organ in my hands and I don't know what to do with it! Roy--If it's green, it's trouble, if it's fried, get double. Joe(to Brian)--No more sugar for you, mister. Lowell--Antonio, caught you on the hopper, eh?
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04-12-2004, 10:32 PM	#2
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	"Well spread me on a cracker and put me on a tray! There's no way I'm doin' that!"

04-13-2004, 12:26 PM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	"Im starving! I've been having lots of sex."

04-20-2004, 01:45 AM	#4
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	"President Ford just hit Brian's mom in the head."

04-21-2004, 02:02 AM	#5
hughpuppies Melanie Bernhardt Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Location: wished I was with the lady in the above picture Posts: 705	I touched every president since Since Eleanor Roosevelt when they visited Nantucket--------Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran Once When I was out of underwear------ Lowell Mather Wait a minute that isn't my brother after a fight with a guy in an airport runway in New Mexico -------- Carlton Blanchard Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe-----Brian Hackett Brian when are you ever going to grow up?---------Joe Hackett Brain when are you going to take responsibilty?----------Joe Hackett Can't have a party without the big sandwhich------Nantucket Gang Blimp Killer------Lowell Mather Dad no matter how many times I beat you at basketball nothing is going to change I am still gay-------R.J. Biggins Is That a Ten-Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me?-------???????? Did I offend the delicate flower?-------Antonio Scarpacci Do you mind I am eating over here-------Roy Biggins Carbeque------Lowell Mather Without a shadow of a doubt Tom Petty is the sexiest man alive-----Lowell Mather My late Husband George, George, George, referring to all 3 of her ex-husbands-------Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran That is too a lady piolt go over and ask her yourself when telling Helen he hired a female pilot when it was actually a man------Roy Biggins The answer is Ann Margret to every trivia answer----Lowell Mather

04-22-2004, 11:51 AM	#6
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas."

04-23-2004, 12:29 PM	#8
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	"One minute we're spanking each other with meat, and then the next, things just got weird."

04-23-2004, 07:12 PM	#9
Jim76 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: WV Posts: 6	"FAULKNER'S!"

04-24-2004, 12:06 AM	#10
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	"Plus, they let me take home all the hair I want!"

04-24-2004, 07:08 PM	#12
remfan Wings & REM fan Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2004 Location: CA Posts: 13	One of my favorites: Brian - Joe, you're back! Joe - Yes, I'm back from the hospital and my stupid back is fine! - Lowell - Dinner's still not ready.

04-25-2004, 12:14 AM	#13
Jim76 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: WV Posts: 6	Lowell - "I don't believe people with antlers have the right to criticise."

04-26-2004, 11:23 AM	#14
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	"Why Joe Hackett! Antonio's life is in the balance and all YOU care about is a dumb clock? If you weren't my boss, I'd slap you!" -Lowell

04-28-2004, 11:57 AM	#15
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	"If dogs sweat through their tongues, then what are their armpits for?!" --Carlton