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roseannefan4ever14 · 04-06-2004, 09:12 PM

If you could make up any episode on the show what would it be?

I think i would like to make up an episode where DJ graduates high school and the whole family is filled with laughter, memories, tears, and joy.

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amora · 04-06-2004, 09:54 PM

I would want them to show more of Darlene and Harris, since everything that involved her was more about David or Dan and Roseanne being grandparents.
Maybe Darlene and David proving they ain't just married for their daughter, which is what it seems like in the last two episodes.
More about Heather and D.J. They were cute together. Very corny, but funny. D.J. should have knocked her up or something.

Tyler77 · 04-07-2004, 05:37 PM

I would have liked to have an entire episode center on Crystal and her marriage to Dan's father. If any character was deserving f a spin-off, it certanly was Crystal. I hate it when characters on "Roseanne" are there a few episodes or seasons, and then just disappear,with no explanation. Like Booker, Ann Marie and her family, the girls at the beauty shop, Dan's mom, and Bonnie and Duke. I'm glad they got rid of Arnie and the snooty neighbor Kathy and her husband.

brainlesschild09 · 04-11-2004, 03:11 PM

Since everything bad possible happens to Jackie, I think it would have been a good episode if when she was a trucker, she fell asleep at the wheel and caused some destruction. It seems like something that would happen in this show.

artificialnight · 04-11-2004, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by amora
I would want them to show more of Darlene and Harris, since everything that involved her was more about David or Dan and Roseanne being grandparents.
Maybe Darlene and David proving they ain't just married for their daughter, which is what it seems like in the last two episodes.

That sounds the best to me.

charityandmiguel · 04-11-2004, 08:10 PM

I would like an episode about Mark and Becky (the real one, not the bad replacement) where we can see what the dynamics of their relationship was like when they're alone since we never really saw them alone.

GreenRanger01 · 06-23-2004, 10:32 AM

an extremly hilarious episode where DJ is having a bad time trying to initiate sex with Heather or something. Like too nervous or something. Kinda like with Darlene and David on prom night. Simular but not the same...I know of the ep where he his trying to find condoms, maybe this imaginary episode is related to that one....

bubblegum · 06-23-2004, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by amora
I would want them to show more of Darlene and Harris, since everything that involved her was more about David or Dan and Roseanne being grandparents.
Maybe Darlene and David proving they ain't just married for their daughter, which is what it seems like in the last two episodes.
More about Heather and D.J.

I think that would be a good episode too.

Bea · 06-28-2004, 08:05 AM

Either one where Darlene sues David for a divorce or one where Becky and Mark finally announce that Becky is finally pregant.

troopoleon8897 · 06-28-2004, 05:26 PM

I actully made up a reunion episode and sent it to Roseanne herself. it's supposed to be an hour long and set 8 years in the future and this is it.

The show starts with all the opening sceens spliced together and then were in the living room where we find out that roseanne sold the house and is moving out of lanford. DJ, Jerry, Andy, Darlene, Harris, David, Jackie, Bev, and nana Mary helping Roseanne pack. then becky strats talking about mark who died two years ago in a motercycle accident. Roseanne is reminded of Dan's heart attack and walk's into the kitchen. Jackie walks in and ask's her if she's okay. Roseanne say's she still wants to move in with Jackie, Norbert?, and Andy. She feels moving to New York will help her novel " Fights and stuff." (named after the episode.) sell. We then learn that Jackie's husband Norbert is Dan's old pal Ziggy. Darlene says their moving to orlando with Becky and Bev and nana Mary are moving to Forida as well. DJ then announces he is moving to Hollywood to direct a new sitcom based on his mom's novel. Then it shows the next day when the movers arte there they ask Roseanne if the chouch is that thing she walks over takes the afgan off and says yes. as she's leaving the empty house she wraps it around her and closes the door. the screen goes black and the Roseanne symbol goes up on the screen and says what happens after this episode ended. (like DJ's sitcom lasts 9 seasons and is then canceled(get it) and that Roseanne's book was on the best sellers list.) then when the show comes back everyone is sitting in the living room(Glenn Quinn's picture is on the coffe tablebecause of his death.) plus Dan, Leon, and Becky #2. they show there best clips and say goodbye forever.
that probally sucked let me know

bubblegum · 06-28-2004, 07:24 PM

How about this?
Darlene, David and Harris are moving out of Roseanne's house. Darlene is now earning a lot of money in Chicago so they will live there. David is an illustrater for various childrens books. Harris and Becky 's child never met Dan so they wants to know about Dan. So Roseanne, Darlene, David, Jackie, Becky, Bev, DJ, Heather and Mark (played by a different actor) recall memories of Dan.

As they do more episodes we could find out more about Dj and Heather's realationship, Roseanne handling being alone, Jackie having a 11 year old, Becky discovering a future and Mark learning to help his child.

I thought of this because Roseanne always does flashbacks and stuff.

DuhDuh539 · 06-29-2004, 12:11 AM

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Originally posted by Tyler77
I would have liked to have an entire episode center on Crystal and her marriage to Dan's father. If any character was deserving f a spin-off, it certanly was Crystal. I hate it when characters on "Roseanne" are there a few episodes or seasons, and then just disappear,with no explanation. Like Booker, Ann Marie and her family, the girls at the beauty shop, Dan's mom, and Bonnie and Duke. I'm glad they got rid of Arnie and the snooty neighbor Kathy and her husband.

Ann Marie: She showed up later in the upcoming seasons.

Girls at Beauty Shop: Roseanne left the job, so she never looked back to meet them.

Dan's Mom: She was put into a Mental Hospital.

troopoleon8897 · 06-29-2004, 10:32 AM

i guess no one likes mine well i tryed im only 13

brainlesschild09 · 06-29-2004, 11:34 AM

what if DJ became a famous film writer/director?

tanabi5790 · 07-06-2004, 07:04 PM

lol

DJ: all right, over in this area will be my editing bed!... you know what that is, right?

Roseanne: ...where ya edit?

04-06-2004, 09:12 PM	#1
roseannefan4ever14 Roseanne + Dan= <3 Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 16, 2004 Location: with my looney friends in la la land Posts: 410	If you could make up any episode what would it be? If you could make up any episode on the show what would it be? I think i would like to make up an episode where DJ graduates high school and the whole family is filled with laughter, memories, tears, and joy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roseanne Fan Forever!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm also a fan of Full House, Boy Meets World, Cosby Show, and Facts of Life Fav Quotes: (Full House) Michelle: You Got it Dude! (Cosby Show) Cliff: This is not burger king you can't have it your way (Roseanne) Becky: B** Darlene: F Becky: Nice Hair Darlene: Nice Life Becky: Go to Hell Darlene: Go to the Mall ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

04-11-2004, 08:10 PM	#6
charityandmiguel Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 19, 2004 Posts: 13	I would like an episode about Mark and Becky (the real one, not the bad replacement) where we can see what the dynamics of their relationship was like when they're alone since we never really saw them alone.
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06-23-2004, 10:32 AM	#7
GreenRanger01 The One and Only Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 23, 2004 Location: NC Posts: 85	an extremly hilarious episode where DJ is having a bad time trying to initiate sex with Heather or something. Like too nervous or something. Kinda like with Darlene and David on prom night. Simular but not the same...I know of the ep where he his trying to find condoms, maybe this imaginary episode is related to that one....
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06-28-2004, 08:05 AM	#9
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06-28-2004, 05:26 PM	#10
troopoleon8897 Let's Go!! Senior Member Join Date: Jun 28, 2004 Location: Not Hell, But the same Zip Code Posts: 1,751	I actully made up a reunion episode and sent it to Roseanne herself. it's supposed to be an hour long and set 8 years in the future and this is it. The show starts with all the opening sceens spliced together and then were in the living room where we find out that roseanne sold the house and is moving out of lanford. DJ, Jerry, Andy, Darlene, Harris, David, Jackie, Bev, and nana Mary helping Roseanne pack. then becky strats talking about mark who died two years ago in a motercycle accident. Roseanne is reminded of Dan's heart attack and walk's into the kitchen. Jackie walks in and ask's her if she's okay. Roseanne say's she still wants to move in with Jackie, Norbert?, and Andy. She feels moving to New York will help her novel " Fights and stuff." (named after the episode.) sell. We then learn that Jackie's husband Norbert is Dan's old pal Ziggy. Darlene says their moving to orlando with Becky and Bev and nana Mary are moving to Forida as well. DJ then announces he is moving to Hollywood to direct a new sitcom based on his mom's novel. Then it shows the next day when the movers arte there they ask Roseanne if the chouch is that thing she walks over takes the afgan off and says yes. as she's leaving the empty house she wraps it around her and closes the door. the screen goes black and the Roseanne symbol goes up on the screen and says what happens after this episode ended. (like DJ's sitcom lasts 9 seasons and is then canceled(get it) and that Roseanne's book was on the best sellers list.) then when the show comes back everyone is sitting in the living room(Glenn Quinn's picture is on the coffe tablebecause of his death.) plus Dan, Leon, and Becky #2. they show there best clips and say goodbye forever. that probally sucked let me know
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04-06-2004, 09:54 PM	#2
amora Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Location: my own little world Posts: 15	I would want them to show more of Darlene and Harris, since everything that involved her was more about David or Dan and Roseanne being grandparents. Maybe Darlene and David proving they ain't just married for their daughter, which is what it seems like in the last two episodes. More about Heather and D.J. They were cute together. Very corny, but funny. D.J. should have knocked her up or something.
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04-07-2004, 05:37 PM	#3
Tyler77 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 23, 2002 Location: North Brunswick, NJ Posts: 96	I would have liked to have an entire episode center on Crystal and her marriage to Dan's father. If any character was deserving f a spin-off, it certanly was Crystal. I hate it when characters on "Roseanne" are there a few episodes or seasons, and then just disappear,with no explanation. Like Booker, Ann Marie and her family, the girls at the beauty shop, Dan's mom, and Bonnie and Duke. I'm glad they got rid of Arnie and the snooty neighbor Kathy and her husband.

04-11-2004, 03:11 PM	#4
brainlesschild09 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 03, 2004 Location: At the Computer Posts: 416	Since everything bad possible happens to Jackie, I think it would have been a good episode if when she was a trucker, she fell asleep at the wheel and caused some destruction. It seems like something that would happen in this show.

06-28-2004, 07:24 PM	#11
bubblegum Roseanne Fan Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 25, 2003 Posts: 432	How about this? Darlene, David and Harris are moving out of Roseanne's house. Darlene is now earning a lot of money in Chicago so they will live there. David is an illustrater for various childrens books. Harris and Becky 's child never met Dan so they wants to know about Dan. So Roseanne, Darlene, David, Jackie, Becky, Bev, DJ, Heather and Mark (played by a different actor) recall memories of Dan. As they do more episodes we could find out more about Dj and Heather's realationship, Roseanne handling being alone, Jackie having a 11 year old, Becky discovering a future and Mark learning to help his child. I thought of this because Roseanne always does flashbacks and stuff.

06-29-2004, 10:32 AM	#13
troopoleon8897 Let's Go!! Senior Member Join Date: Jun 28, 2004 Location: Not Hell, But the same Zip Code Posts: 1,751	i guess no one likes mine well i tryed im only 13

06-29-2004, 11:34 AM	#14
brainlesschild09 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 03, 2004 Location: At the Computer Posts: 416	what if DJ became a famous film writer/director?
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07-06-2004, 07:04 PM	#15
tanabi5790 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 16, 2004 Location: the happiest place on earth! Posts: 265	lol DJ: all right, over in this area will be my editing bed!... you know what that is, right? Roseanne: ...where ya edit?
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