Just for fun

[whipwarrior]

Okay, let's play the quote game. I'll start, and whoever reads this next has to respond with another NR quote, and so on, and so on.

DAVE: "You cannot vacation in a mental ward, it's just not done."
FRED: "Don't be naive. That's what I'm doing."
BILL: "See, I'm not alone."
FRED: "It's true. I have a very stressful job. All day long it's just decisions, decisions, decisions. So I come here to get away from it all."
DAVE: "What do you do?"
FRED: "I'm an air traffic controller."
DAVE: "Really?"
FRED: "Oh, yes. You see, I hardly get any vacation days from my job, so every six months or so, I flip out and I put my fist through a radar screen, and they send me here."
BILL: "He means he *pretends* to flip out."
FRED: "N-no, I-I actually flip out."
BILL: "At least half the guys here are running the same scam. We've got a heart surgeon, a guy who designs bridges, a member of a SWAT team..."
FRED: "Oh, we've even got the CEO of a very successful intergalactic spice mining corporation. Perhaps you've heard of him: Gorzon the Merciless?"
BILL: "Actually, I think that guy's really crazy."

-Our Fiftieth Episode