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Chocoholic · 04-01-2004, 02:46 PM

I personally like seasons 3-6 Antonio best. Some of my favorite Antonio moments:

What the Cabbie Saw- "Oh forgive me! I just thought we could use a break from your 'All the good men are married or gay!' speech."

Insanity Claus- "She's LYING! I'm clumsy, I'm inexperienced, I don't even know where everything is!"

"My goat knows the bowling scrore, Hallelujiah!"

"I have come to the inescapable conclusion that I need to get a life."

anywho · 04-01-2004, 11:55 PM

Some of my favorite funny Antonio moments happen when he is trying to break in his new leather shoes and they arent quite stretching and conforming to his feet.

Kristen · 04-01-2004, 11:59 PM

I really like Antonio. He's funny. I liked the whole thing about Edna, the big-faced girl, LOL. Like when Roy was going out w/ her, and Antonio was like, "Sometimes she goes to the bathroom to fix her face, so bring a book, and your taxes." LOL. And last night, with the vacuum Joe and Helen bought. "Joe, Helen broke your vacuum!" LOL

Krista2882 · 04-02-2004, 12:13 AM

One of the funniest is when Roy says, "You know what I do when I'm having problems with a woman?" and Antonio goes, "Deflate her?" With a completely deadpan expression on his face. haha the way he says it is so funny.

and another one I can think of is when...I forgot what episode it is... but an actor from that TV show comes to the island, and it's Antonio's favorite show or something, and Antonio sees him and gets all excited and just yells straight at the guy like, "AAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Mariel · 04-02-2004, 04:51 AM

Antonio made me laugh so hard while watching the series finale... when all these misfortunes just piled up on him (more misfortunes than usual). LOL. Remember when he can't even go to the dentist?

Krista2882 · 04-02-2004, 11:27 AM

another hilarious Antonio scene is...
Antonio trying to learn to dance... from Roy. hahaha!

pilotguy · 04-02-2004, 08:31 PM

A great moment is in "Marriage, Italian Style", when Antonio is getting nervous about being investigated by Immigration and possibly being deported....

He tells of how when he gets nervous he sweats...and then he proceeds to describe WHERE he sweats. Roy's trying to eat his lunch at the counter and is getting completely grossed out at Antonio's descriptions. Finally Roy stops eating, turns to Antonio and says, "Do you MIND?"....and Antonio looks at Roy and with a deadpan expression says, "Oh forgive me...I offend the delicate flower!". That bit ALWAYS cracks me up!

I think that Antonio's BEST moments were with Roy Biggins and Carlton Blanchard!

phoebe7165 · 04-04-2004, 02:37 AM

Definitely Antonio's first appearance on the show when he's slapping around his Cousin Giacomo.

In the episode with Coach Mattay, and he had to carry the Coach's luggage, and he could barely pick them up,and he's shuffling with the luggage. I still laugh at that.

In the class reunion episode, when he asks Helen if anybody would remember a Italian foreign exchange student, and Helen asked him why he would want to go to their reunion, and he says because I'm a lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely man.

hughpuppies · 04-04-2004, 04:37 PM

I like the episode where he was so bored he started telling Joe about his sex life and describes how he went to bed with this old lady and she took out her teeth and put them in a cup beside the bed.

Where he goes to the dating singles dance they had in town.

Where he dates the insurance lady so Joe and Helen and Brian do not get in trouble for buring down each others house, and they go to a motel to do it only to burn it.

Where Antonia receives love letters from his uncle who had died and thinks his uncle was in love with a famous actress Gina Lollobrigida and is a hit with the ladies until he finds out his uncle was in love with Gino not Gina.

When he was dumped by the big faced girl they(Joe and Brian) set him up with a lady at the Club Car only to find out she is an expensive hooker.

When Antonio bought Helen's last Jelly Donut and the air traffic controll man bob takes Antonia hostage and they find out the new lady Antonia is dating is Bb's wife.

When Antonio wore one of Fay's husbands suits from the 70's.

Chocoholic · 04-06-2004, 10:15 AM

Oh man, how could I forget his Twister costume!

"Where are you getting 'escaped mental patient' from?"

ticktie · 04-19-2004, 02:01 AM

one of my favorite episodes was the one where Antonio is saying "uh...be....care-ful...."

Can someone tell which episode that was? I think it was in the later years, when casey was on.

Kristen · 04-19-2004, 08:54 PM

I heard a great Antonio moment a few nights ago, when Helen was waiting for Joe at the Italian restaraunt. Antonio had one of the waiters sit with Helen so she wouldn't be alone on Valentine's Day, and the waiter said this whole long thing to her in Italian, and then Antonio yelled at him and made him get up. Helen asked what the guy said, and Antonio was like, "He said he likes you!" LOL You could SO tell that wasn't what the waiter said!

04-01-2004, 02:46 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Funniest Antonio moments. I personally like seasons 3-6 Antonio best. Some of my favorite Antonio moments: What the Cabbie Saw- "Oh forgive me! I just thought we could use a break from your 'All the good men are married or gay!' speech." Insanity Claus- "She's LYING! I'm clumsy, I'm inexperienced, I don't even know where everything is!" "My goat knows the bowling scrore, Hallelujiah!" "I have come to the inescapable conclusion that I need to get a life."

04-01-2004, 11:59 PM	#3
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Funniest Antonio Moments I really like Antonio. He's funny. I liked the whole thing about Edna, the big-faced girl, LOL. Like when Roy was going out w/ her, and Antonio was like, "Sometimes she goes to the bathroom to fix her face, so bring a book, and your taxes." LOL. And last night, with the vacuum Joe and Helen bought. "Joe, Helen broke your vacuum!" LOL
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phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Star Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Definitely Antonio's first appearance on the show when he's slapping around his Cousin Giacomo. In the episode with Coach Mattay, and he had to carry the Coach's luggage, and he could barely pick them up,and he's shuffling with the luggage. I still laugh at that. In the class reunion episode, when he asks Helen if anybody would remember a Italian foreign exchange student, and Helen asked him why he would want to go to their reunion, and he says because I'm a lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely man.
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04-19-2004, 02:01 AM	#11
ticktie Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 07, 2004 Posts: 16	antonio one of my favorite episodes was the one where Antonio is saying "uh...be....care-ful...." Can someone tell which episode that was? I think it was in the later years, when casey was on.

04-01-2004, 11:55 PM	#2
anywho Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 20, 2003 Posts: 12	Some of my favorite funny Antonio moments happen when he is trying to break in his new leather shoes and they arent quite stretching and conforming to his feet.

04-02-2004, 12:13 AM	#4
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	One of the funniest is when Roy says, "You know what I do when I'm having problems with a woman?" and Antonio goes, "Deflate her?" With a completely deadpan expression on his face. haha the way he says it is so funny. and another one I can think of is when...I forgot what episode it is... but an actor from that TV show comes to the island, and it's Antonio's favorite show or something, and Antonio sees him and gets all excited and just yells straight at the guy like, "AAAAAAAAAHHH!"

04-02-2004, 11:27 AM	#6
Krista2882 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 Location: CT Posts: 1,370	another hilarious Antonio scene is... Antonio trying to learn to dance... from Roy. hahaha!

04-02-2004, 08:31 PM	#7
pilotguy Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 1,305	A great moment is in "Marriage, Italian Style", when Antonio is getting nervous about being investigated by Immigration and possibly being deported.... He tells of how when he gets nervous he sweats...and then he proceeds to describe WHERE he sweats. Roy's trying to eat his lunch at the counter and is getting completely grossed out at Antonio's descriptions. Finally Roy stops eating, turns to Antonio and says, "Do you MIND?"....and Antonio looks at Roy and with a deadpan expression says, "Oh forgive me...I offend the delicate flower!". That bit ALWAYS cracks me up! I think that Antonio's BEST moments were with Roy Biggins and Carlton Blanchard!

04-04-2004, 04:37 PM	#9
hughpuppies Melanie Bernhardt Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Location: wished I was with the lady in the above picture Posts: 705	I like the episode where he was so bored he started telling Joe about his sex life and describes how he went to bed with this old lady and she took out her teeth and put them in a cup beside the bed. Where he goes to the dating singles dance they had in town. Where he dates the insurance lady so Joe and Helen and Brian do not get in trouble for buring down each others house, and they go to a motel to do it only to burn it. Where Antonia receives love letters from his uncle who had died and thinks his uncle was in love with a famous actress Gina Lollobrigida and is a hit with the ladies until he finds out his uncle was in love with Gino not Gina. When he was dumped by the big faced girl they(Joe and Brian) set him up with a lady at the Club Car only to find out she is an expensive hooker. When Antonio bought Helen's last Jelly Donut and the air traffic controll man bob takes Antonia hostage and they find out the new lady Antonia is dating is Bb's wife. When Antonio wore one of Fay's husbands suits from the 70's.

04-06-2004, 10:15 AM	#10
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Oh man, how could I forget his Twister costume! "Where are you getting 'escaped mental patient' from?"

04-19-2004, 08:54 PM	#12
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	I heard a great Antonio moment a few nights ago, when Helen was waiting for Joe at the Italian restaraunt. Antonio had one of the waiters sit with Helen so she wouldn't be alone on Valentine's Day, and the waiter said this whole long thing to her in Italian, and then Antonio yelled at him and made him get up. Helen asked what the guy said, and Antonio was like, "He said he likes you!" LOL You could SO tell that wasn't what the waiter said!