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phoebe7165 · 03-27-2004, 10:39 AM

Proving that maybe the guy who came up with all this has just a little bit too much time on his hands.

If Britney Spears married actor Paul Bettany(A Beautiful Mind), she'd be Britney Bettany.

If Julianna Margulies married Rudy Giuliani, she's be Julianna Giuliani.

If Ruth Bader(Supreme Court justice) hadn't married Martin Ginsburg but married Ralph Nader instead, she could have been Ruth Bader Nader. If she divorced Ralph and then married James Spader, she would be Ruth Bader Nader Spader.

If Candice Bergen married the band Korn, she's be Candy Korn.

If Cher married Sting, there's be no last name at all.

And if Beyonce was engaged, we could say he is the fiance of Beyonce.

I just thought of one. If Demi Moore married the director Jonathan Demme, she's be Demi Demme.

Maybe I have too much time of MY hands!!

Penny Lane · 03-27-2004, 10:47 AM

Those are cute!

Tuesday Weld · 03-27-2004, 11:54 AM

Those are good.

PZelda · 03-27-2004, 11:56 AM

Hollow · 03-27-2004, 04:26 PM

if amy lee's name was sara then her name would be sara lee. hhhhhhhaaaaaaaah.

Rhiannon · 03-27-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by phoebe7165

If Cher married Sting, there's be no last name at all.

That's great

crystals · 03-27-2004, 06:05 PM

Those are funny.

TJL · 03-27-2004, 06:16 PM

Ruth Bader Nader Spader.

That's funny.

Cashodeen · 03-27-2004, 10:25 PM

LOL. I like those.

consentida · 03-27-2004, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by safety pin
if amy lee's name was sara then her name would be sara lee. hhhhhhhaaaaaaaah.

My mom wanted to name me Sara Leigh. Thank God she didnt.

TheHappyBurgerMeister · 03-28-2004, 12:24 AM

Those are great! I have a cousin named Sarah Lee!

Small Wonderian · 03-28-2004, 12:33 AM

Those are hilarious!

TJL · 03-28-2004, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by TJL
Ruth Bader Nader Spader.

If Ruth divorced James Spader and then married Darth Vader, then she would be Ruth Bader Nader Spader Vader.

phoebe7165 · 03-28-2004, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by TJL
If Ruth divorced James Spader and then married Darth Vader, then she would be Ruth Bader Nader Spader Vader.

-*Leah*- · 03-28-2004, 05:58 PM

03-27-2004, 10:39 AM	#1
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	I read something silly in the paper today Proving that maybe the guy who came up with all this has just a little bit too much time on his hands. If Britney Spears married actor Paul Bettany(A Beautiful Mind), she'd be Britney Bettany. If Julianna Margulies married Rudy Giuliani, she's be Julianna Giuliani. If Ruth Bader(Supreme Court justice) hadn't married Martin Ginsburg but married Ralph Nader instead, she could have been Ruth Bader Nader. If she divorced Ralph and then married James Spader, she would be Ruth Bader Nader Spader. If Candice Bergen married the band Korn, she's be Candy Korn. If Cher married Sting, there's be no last name at all. And if Beyonce was engaged, we could say he is the fiance of Beyonce. I just thought of one. If Demi Moore married the director Jonathan Demme, she's be Demi Demme. Maybe I have too much time of MY hands!!
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03-27-2004, 04:26 PM	#5
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	if amy lee's name was sara then her name would be sara lee. hhhhhhhaaaaaaaah.

03-27-2004, 06:16 PM	#8
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03-27-2004, 10:25 PM	#9
Cashodeen Hi. Forum Star Join Date: Aug 30, 2001 Posts: 11,363	LOL. I like those.

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