Wings fan fiction/crossover episodes

[Chocoholic]

Thought we could use a thread for writing fan fiction. Here's my idea of a Wings/Frasier crossover...

(Dr. Frasier Crane lands at Nantucket Airport with his family for a vacation.)
Frasier: "Now, for a nice, peaceful, relaxing vacation with my family."
(The people of the airport notice Dr. Crane and run to him.)
Helen: "I still say you suck, Dr. Crane!"
Brian: "Dr. Crane, I need help with my problem. I can't commit to a relationship!"
Antonio: "I can't get a decent woman!"
Roy: "No one likes me!"
Casey: "I can't get a decent man!"
Bob: "I have a problem dealing with my anger!"
Antonio: "Yeah, Bob, we know that already."
Bob: "Why, yoy little...!"
Carlton: "I ask too many pointless questions!"
Lewis: "Women hate me!"
Dr. Luka Kovac: "I sleep around too much and cause way too much trouble and conflict with people in the ER!"
Antonio: "You're on the wrong show, pal."
Luka: "Oh, sorry."
Joe: "This woman, Sandy Cooper is obsessed with me and no one believes me!"
Brian: "Joe thinks Sandy Cooper is obsessed with him, when of course she isn't!"
Luka: "I know I'm on the wrong show, but I really need some mental help. My co-workers are gonna have me sent back to Croatia if I don't calm down!"
Frasier: "I'm outta here!" (Runs off as the crowd keeps yelling "Dr. Crane! Dr. Crane!"

[Chocoholic]

Here's my Wings/X-Files/Men in Black crossover...

(Agents Mulder and Scully are talking to Antonio in Joe's office.)
Mulder: "I'm going to ask you this again and I want an honest answer. Do you have a homicidal shadow?"
Antonio: "I keep telling you, NO!"
Scully: "We're here to help you. You can trust us and admit to us that your shadow is killing people."
Antonio: "I don't have a killer shadow!"
Mulder: "Scully, he's not talking. Let's book him."
(Just then, Bob, the air-traffic controller walks in.)
Bob: "OK, Antonio, you just ate the last of the jelly donuts for the final time! I'm not even going to bother taking you hostage again. I'm just going to blow your head off right now!"
(Bob shoots Antonio in the head, blowing it to pieces. Moments later, Antonio's head has regenerated.)
Antonio: "Darn it, Bob, I was just convincing these people that I have no magic powers!"
Mulder: "Antonio, I have some friends who would like to talk with you now."
(Agents J and K walk in, followed by Helen.)
Helen: "Wait! You can't take him away! He's a legal alien. I married him so he could be legal."
Antonio: "Helen, I don't think a scam marriage is something you want to admit to the FBI."
Scully: "It's OK. We're not interested in stuff like that."
Antonio: "OK then, will you go out with me?"
Scully: "Well, since you seem normal enough, OK."
(Just then, Carlton walks in.)
Carlton: "Why is the Federal Bureau of Investigations known as the FBI? Why not IBF or... (Carlton walks right into Antonio's shadow and is reduced to scorch marks.)
Antonio: "D'OH!!!"
Mulder: "It's OK, we'll overlook that."
Luka Kovac: "Am I back on my own show yet?"
Helen: "No, Luka, you're not back on ER yet. You're still on Wings."
(Lowell walks by with his wife, Bunny.)
Luka: "But there's Weaver right there! And she's walking with a much bigger crutch than usual."
Helen: "That's not a crutch. That's Lowell."
Antonio: "I'll send you back to your own show, Dr. Kovac." (puts hands on Luka and tries to mentally send him back to ER.)
Antonio: I guess I don't have that magical power. Sorry."
Luka: (crying) "Oh, how am I going to get home?"

How will Luka get back to ER? And what will happen to Antonio now that his secret powers have been revealed? Stay tuned next week for an all-new "The Wings Files"!