You Know You're Stuck in the 80's When

[Family Ties Forever!]

You Know You're Stuck in the 80's When

1. your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister.

2. you relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Footloose" soundtrack.

3. you think the Two Coreys are "totally awesome."

4. you're still bitter that Wham! broke up.

5. Punky Brewster is your hero.

6. you type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64.

7. you still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in your house like Webster's.

8. the only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man.

9. you're building your own Clockwork Smurf.

10. your summer attire is Jellies and Jams.

11. A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video.

12. you consider yourself truly, truly, truly outrageous, much like Jem and the Holograms.

13. you wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans, and lacy ankle socks.

14. you call all motorcycle cops "Ponch."

15. every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks.

16. you're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up.

17. you know who Stinky Sullivan is.

18. you work out with "Get in Shape Girl."

19. you want to be Molly Ringwald when you grow up.

20. you enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night.

21. you know who Loverboy is.

22. you think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion.

23. you think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis."

24. you can sing the theme song to Small Wonder.

25. every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"

26. you still have a shoebox full of Garbage Pail Kid cards.

27. you write your congressman asking him to introduce a bill to make "Born in the USA" the national anthem.

28. you still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine.

29. you know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma.

30. you stay up nights wondering what Bastian's mother's name was in "The Neverending Story."

31. you have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak.

32. you still practice your Care Bear Stare.

33. you know that girls just wanna have fuh-un.

34. you can name all The Wuzzles.

35. you harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair.

36. you can do the Safety Dance.

37. in your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2."

38. you like to "connect the dots, la la la la!"

39. someone mentions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"

40. your prized possesion is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" Shrinky Dinks.

41. you know whose number is 867-5309.

42. you get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career.

43. you're starting a write-in campaign to MTV to bring back Remote Control.

44. you drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to.

45. you consider Jo vs. Blair the major philosophical conflict of the 20th century.

46. you have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train.

47. you want to be one of the Solid Gold Dancers.

48. you still watch things on Beta.

49. you want to change your name to Rio and dance on the sand.

50. you know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a tv show.

51. your favorite proverb is "some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on."

52. you always waited for the Sweet Pickles Bus to visit your house.

53. your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos.

54. you saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany's opening act.

55. you liked Tom Hanks better when he was a crossdresser.

56. you know which Hollywood Square Jim J Bullock was in.

57. you practice getting in and out of your car through the windows.

58. you have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts.

59. you're still wondering who really was the boss.

60. you know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for.

61. you keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge.

62. you organize weekend tournaments of TV tag.

63. you still drink New Coke.

64. when you watch "Terminator 2" you wonder where Vincent is.

65. you know ALF's real name.

66. you never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs.

67. you can name all of the Thundercats.

68. you got a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese.

69. everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent.

70. your musical inspiration is Sonny Mann.

71. sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out.

72. you're planning a dream vacation to Mepos.

73. you use your Speak and Spell to phone home.

74. you know the original members of Menudo.

75. sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love.

76. when you're stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost and are surprised when it doesn't talk back.

77. you remember when Vanessa sang Kareoke to "Locomotion."

78. you know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity.

79. people are constantly gagging you with spoons.

80. your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is "Walk Like an Egyptian."

81. the only thing you know about the Nazis is that they threw Indy to the snakes.

82. you still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date.

83. you hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital.

84. you know which five people Serpentor's DNA came from.

85. you have "We Are the World" on 45.

86. you're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik.

87. you can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you.

88. you watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs, that's for sure."

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[TJL]

I thought everybody knew about Loverboy.

[FamilyTiesGOP]

Originally posted by Jen1989
You Know You're Stuck in the 80's When

1. your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister.

58. you have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts.

59. you're still wondering who really was the boss.

60. you know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for.

61. you keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge.

82. you still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date.

I wish girls still crimped their hair!!

I also wish I could have been a teen in the 80s instead of a toddler and a preschool kid!

The 80s are the best!

[pismofilmdude]

I feel St Elmos Fire, but who the heck are the Wuzzles?

[TJL]

Originally posted by pismofilmdude
who the heck are the Wuzzles?

It's best that you don't know. Trust me.

[-*Forever*-]

Originally posted by Jen1989
You Know You're Stuck in the 80's When

25. every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"

29. you know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma.

33. you know that girls just wanna have fuh-un.

39. someone mentions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"

41. you know whose number is 867-5309.

71. sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out.

Dude, I was born in 89, yet I know all these things... or do them... not around a fountain for Fame, but I did go around singing it at the top of my lungs in Times Square

[fr00ti]

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Dude, I was born in 89, yet I know all these things... or do them... not around a fountain for Fame, but I did go around singing it at the top of my lungs in Times Square

This is completely off topic but, I was reading your sig.. she changed the lyrics of the song... lol.

[Small Wonderian]

Originally posted by Jen1989
You Know You're Stuck in the 80's When

24. you can sing the theme song to Small Wonder.

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I must be stuck in the 80's because not only do I know the theme song to Small Wonder, I know every episode by heart, every character by heart, and watch it constantly without ever getting tired of it.

I've had siggies, avatars, locations, and my screename -- all about Small Wonder.

That's why....I'm a Small Wonderian.

[-*Forever*-]

Originally posted by fr00ti
This is completely off topic but, I was reading your sig.. she changed the lyrics of the song... lol.

Yups, I realised that when I looked up the lyrics... then I just laughed cos of stupid censors.

[crystals]

Originally posted by Jen1989
You Know You're Stuck in the 80's When

2. you relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Footloose" soundtrack.

8. the only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man.

16. you're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up.

21. you know who Loverboy is.

25. every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"

32. you still practice your Care Bear Stare.


53. your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos.


60. you know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for.


71. sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out.


75. sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love.


82. you still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date.
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I don't put on legwarmers, but I do dance to Foot Loose still sometimes to relax.

I actually used to have a pacman game as a kid.

I always thought Madonna and Sean Penn looked good together. Too bad he had to punch so many photographers and get charged with assault in I think it was in 1987. I don't blame Madonna for not being with him anymore.

Loverboy is one of my fave bands.

I've never heard of dancing around a fountain and yelling "Fame!", but that sounds like something fun to do sometime.

God, I was doing that care bear stare in the '90s. For awhile I was so into care bears. I think people I went to school with thought I was crazy.


I used to have that hippo game when i was a kid. I don't know if I have that anymore. That game was awesome.

I thought the P. was ad-libbed and actually doesn't stand for anything.


I do feel like just shouting sometimes. Don't know why.

"Shake Your Love" is a great song. One of my favorites by Debbie Gibson.

Use my hair crimper when I go out on a date? I don't need a date to use my hair crimper. I crimp my hair everyday. A sure sign that I can't get out of the '80s.

Great list. Some of those are so true.

[Cashodeen]

Funny list. I've seen a couple of those in the past, but almost all of the ones on this list were ones I'd never seen.

11. A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video.--that's so true. It's definitely one of mine still. Infact, I'm taping it today on VH1C.

48. you still watch things on Beta. --LOL. I would if I could. I still have some Beta tapes that need to be converted. (They can do that, right?) Our Beta machine is long gone.

4. you're still bitter that Wham! broke up. --Not bitter about that though, although it did mean George Michael would go on to a solo career. Never was a big fan of that guy.

Well that's all for me. I could go on and on and reminisce. But then that would probably gag everyone with a spoon.

[diezman]

Take On Me is still my favorite video

I can relate though

[Joeylova87]

lol

[Nighthawk76]

Jennifer is still gorgeous! She is forty now and is still a very beautiful woman.

[monni d]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cashodeen
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48. you still watch things on Beta. --LOL. I would if I could. I still have some Beta tapes that need to be converted. (They can do that, right?) Our Beta machine is long gone.

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Being a child of the 90s... could someone tell me what a Beta machine is?