Quote Quiz!!!

[cjmg85]

Identify which episodes these quotes come from (episode number and proper title for extra showoff points!) Here are some just to get us started. Feel free to add your own in as well!

1) Roseanne: "no, not I-am, I'm!"

2) Roseanne: "I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people and that's why I don't like none of them."

3) Dan: "Ask not for who the bell tolls, Roseanne."
Roseanne: "It tolls for thee, butthead."

4) Darlene: "By the time I found a phonebooth I got tired of waiting for the guy in it to finish peeing."

5) Dan: "Well if that ain't the big fat pot calling the kettle black!"

6) Roseanne: "...so then I called Leon a big fat doodoo head and he gave me the rest of the day off."

7) Jackie: "So, there like, really old?"
Roseanne: "Well, lets just say that they'll never forget where they were when President Lincoln was shot."

8) DJ: "Was Darlene an accident?"
Roseanne: "No, Darlene was a disaster."

9) Dan: "Okay, we have thiry minutes to get this house clean."
Darlene: "Rub a lamp."

10) Darlene: "Oh man, I feel like I'm in the middle of a really bad after school special."

11) Roseanne: "Don't start with me David, we take you into our house like you're one of our own kids and then you turn around and treat us like you're own of our own kids!"

[db108108]

2) War & Peace, Roseanne to Fisher- "I likes you Fisher, but you flew right under my radar and that really pisses me off"

3) From the first season where Roseanne & Dan try to deicde how to spend the extra $50. Roseanne buys perfume, Dan buys a bell. DJ walks through the kitchen ringing the bell when this quote takes place.

5) Last episode of the eight season when Roseanne calls Dan "A big fat men with no self control. You're like Jerry Garcia without the music"

7) Season 7, Rear Window when Dan & Roseanne are spying on the old next door neighbours who like to go around naked. "What colours are my eyes?" (as Roseanne rips open her shirt)

8) season 3 when Roseanne thinks she's pregnant and Darlene calls DJ an accident

the rest ring a bell, but I can't place them

[Salem]

4 & 10 are from the one where Molly and Darlene go to the concert and Darlene takes a cab home.

[dina18]

6 is from the episode where Roseanne quit smoking. Not sure the episode name.

[bubblegum]

1 is when Roseanne is trying to teach the family at Martha's vineyard how to yell.

[tanabi5790]

They all ring a bell, but the only one I can recognize is:

5) "Fights and Stuff"

I use that "big fat pot" clip in instant messages all the time. I made a whole bunch of clips from that fight at the end, lol that part is funny,.