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Chad22 · 03-18-2004, 01:35 AM

*At SOLOMON's Apartment his Maid Greta is cleaning the house when SOLOMON Walks in.*

SOLOMON: WHERES MY DINNER?

Greta: Youll get it when its ready!

SOLOMON: After a long day of work i think You should get me some FOOD NOW!

Greta: Oh YES MASTER

*Greta Shakes her fist at SOLOMON And walks into Kitchen to start cooking.*

SOLOMON: If you had any common sence you woulda started cooking half an hour ago, But i cant expect much from a woman.-LOL

*Audience Laughs*

Greta: Yeah And if you had any common sence you would know Good Times IS A Spinoff of Maude.

SOLOMON: Do Not question Me, I Have proof! I Will go To the attic and get that magazine if you want me too.

Greta: SOLOMON, Sit down and shut up.

*SOLOMON Turns on tv.*

SOLOMON: WHY IS THEIR A BEWITCHED MARATHON ON? This is making me FURIOUS!

Greta: Why?

SOLOMON: Cause Now i cant watch Welcome Back Kotter. Make Dinner quick, I Have a hot date tonight.

Greta: You with a date? What bet did she lose?

SOLOMON: If you werent such a Woman you would know That im Irresistable.-LOL

Greta: Right O Great SOLOMON.

SOLOMON: Im Glad your finally coming to your sences-LOL

Greta: That was sarcasm you Dimwit.

SOLOMON: Why do you have to be such a KNUCKLEHEAD-LOL

Greta: Ill show you a KNUCKLE HEAD

*Greta Shows her fist as audience laughs*

*Later at an apartment Building SOLOMON Shows up and knocks at door, His date answers.*

Girl:Hi Im Mary. You must be SOLOMON.

SOLOMON: Yes

Mary: Come On In.

*SOLOMON Walk in and sits down.*

SOLOMON: It is kind of hot in here, Turn on the air conditioner.

Mary: I Dont have one...

SOLOMON: You dont have an Air conditioner? That makes me FURIOUS. You sure are a Woman-LOL

Mary: Im Sorry..

SOLOMON: yeah well im Hot. You dont expect me to sit in here when its this hot do you?

Mary: Listen I....

*SOLOMON Stands up and leaves. Back at home Greta is vacuuming when SOLOMON Walks in.*

Greta: Back already?

SOLOMON: She didnt have air conditioning. Some people today sure are Idiots.-LOL

Greta: Your telling Me....

*Audience laughs as SOLOMON Looks FURIOUS. End Credits roll down.*

dandelion wine · 03-18-2004, 01:51 AM

I'm still laughing..

Alright, maybe I shouldn't have posted in here. Solomon, if you do see this, please don't take offense.. I just thought it was funny.

Czas na Zywiec · 03-18-2004, 01:54 AM

Erm, Sol isn't that bad of a guy if you actually get to know him. Well, it doesn't matter anyway, he doesn't really check this part of the boards. Hopefully he doesn't see this so he doesn't feel hurt or anything.

Chad22 · 03-18-2004, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Erm, Sol isn't that bad of a guy if you actually get to know him. Well, it doesn't matter anyway, he doesn't really check this part of the boards. Hopefully he doesn't see this so he doesn't feel hurt or anything.

Its not meant as bad, Believe me im a Fan of his!

Its All In Good Fun.

Stormtracker TF · 03-18-2004, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Its not meant as bad, Believe me im a Fan of his!

Its All In Good Fun.

Im a big Fan too, so is our Friend EFD.

We all think SOLOMON is Greatness. So if your reading this Solomon, this wasnt ment to offend you, it was written since we're all fans.

barwars · 03-21-2004, 08:39 AM

Solomon they can say all they want...
but when I laugh...
its COMPLETELY at your expense.

hahahaha.
best
fanfic
ever.

Cactus Jack · 03-21-2004, 12:29 PM

Awesome!

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 03-21-2004, 02:02 PM

OMG

robyrob · 03-21-2004, 07:00 PM

- so does this mean that the show is getting picked up as a mid-season replacement then?

spunkygirl · 03-22-2004, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*At SOLOMON's Apartment his Maid Greta is cleaning the house when SOLOMON Walks in.*

SOLOMON: WHERES MY DINNER?

Greta: Youll get it when its ready!

SOLOMON: After a long day of work i think You should get me some FOOD NOW!

Greta: Oh YES MASTER

*Greta Shakes her fist at SOLOMON And walks into Kitchen to start cooking.*

SOLOMON: If you had any common sence you woulda started cooking half an hour ago, But i cant expect much from a woman.-LOL

*Audience Laughs*

Greta: Yeah And if you had any common sence you would know Good Times IS A Spinoff of Maude.

SOLOMON: Do Not question Me, I Have proof! I Will go To the attic and get that magazine if you want me too.

Greta: SOLOMON, Sit down and shut up.

*SOLOMON Turns on tv.*

SOLOMON: WHY IS THEIR A BEWITCHED MARATHON ON? This is making me FURIOUS!

Greta: Why?

SOLOMON: Cause Now i cant watch Welcome Back Kotter. Make Dinner quick, I Have a hot date tonight.

Greta: You with a date? What bet did she lose?

SOLOMON: If you werent such a Woman you would know That im Irresistable.-LOL

Greta: Right O Great SOLOMON.

SOLOMON: Im Glad your finally coming to your sences-LOL

Greta: That was sarcasm you Dimwit.

SOLOMON: Why do you have to be such a KNUCKLEHEAD-LOL

Greta: Ill show you a KNUCKLE HEAD

*Greta Shows her fist as audience laughs*

*Later at an apartment Building SOLOMON Shows up and knocks at door, His date answers.*

Girl:Hi Im Mary. You must be SOLOMON.

SOLOMON: Yes

Mary: Come On In.

*SOLOMON Walk in and sits down.*

SOLOMON: It is kind of hot in here, Turn on the air conditioner.

Mary: I Dont have one...

SOLOMON: You dont have an Air conditioner? That makes me FURIOUS. You sure are a Woman-LOL

Mary: Im Sorry..

SOLOMON: yeah well im Hot. You dont expect me to sit in here when its this hot do you?

Mary: Listen I....

*SOLOMON Stands up and leaves. Back at home Greta is vacuuming when SOLOMON Walks in.*

Greta: Back already?

SOLOMON: She didnt have air conditioning. Some people today sure are Idiots.-LOL

Greta: Your telling Me....

*Audience laughs as SOLOMON Looks FURIOUS. End Credits roll down.*

OMG!

ThomasE · 03-22-2004, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barwars88
Solomon they can say all they want...
but when I laugh...
its COMPLETELY at your expense.

hahahaha.
best
fanfic
ever.

OMG LOL. You guys don't know when to stop!

ThomasE · 03-22-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robyrob
- so does this mean that the show is getting picked up as a mid-season replacement then?

(ThomasE cracks up hysterically)

SOLOMON is not such a bad person. I know I had an issue with him when he snubbed one of my topics about Good Times. He's been pretty decent about most issues lately although we are still at odds about the Good Times spinoff on that board, but everyone had a right to their own opinion. BTW Chad Doody. YOU SERIOUSLY NAILED THIS FAN FIC TO THE TEE!

LucyFan · 04-28-2004, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barwars88
Solomon they can say all they want...
but when I laugh...
its COMPLETELY at your expense.

hahahaha.
best
fanfic
ever.

ditto here too!!!

This fanfic truly shows who that Solomon dope is! LOL

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 04-29-2004, 10:41 AM

AtlantaBravesFan29 · 04-29-2004, 04:43 PM

Great post there,Chad!!! That fits Solomon to a T!!! Couldn't have said it better myself. You forgot one other thing,the microwave popcorn.

03-18-2004, 01:35 AM	#1
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	The SOLOMON Show At SOLOMON's Apartment his Maid Greta is cleaning the house when SOLOMON Walks in. SOLOMON: WHERES MY DINNER? Greta: Youll get it when its ready! SOLOMON: After a long day of work i think You should get me some FOOD NOW! Greta: Oh YES MASTER Greta Shakes her fist at SOLOMON And walks into Kitchen to start cooking. SOLOMON: If you had any common sence you woulda started cooking half an hour ago, But i cant expect much from a woman.-LOL Audience Laughs Greta: Yeah And if you had any common sence you would know Good Times IS A Spinoff of Maude. SOLOMON: Do Not question Me, I Have proof! I Will go To the attic and get that magazine if you want me too. Greta: SOLOMON, Sit down and shut up. SOLOMON Turns on tv. SOLOMON: WHY IS THEIR A BEWITCHED MARATHON ON? This is making me FURIOUS! Greta: Why? SOLOMON: Cause Now i cant watch Welcome Back Kotter. Make Dinner quick, I Have a hot date tonight. Greta: You with a date? What bet did she lose? SOLOMON: If you werent such a Woman you would know That im Irresistable.-LOL Greta: Right O Great SOLOMON. SOLOMON: Im Glad your finally coming to your sences-LOL Greta: That was sarcasm you Dimwit. SOLOMON: Why do you have to be such a KNUCKLEHEAD-LOL Greta: Ill show you a KNUCKLE HEAD Greta Shows her fist as audience laughs Later at an apartment Building SOLOMON Shows up and knocks at door, His date answers. Girl:Hi Im Mary. You must be SOLOMON. SOLOMON: Yes Mary: Come On In. SOLOMON Walk in and sits down. SOLOMON: It is kind of hot in here, Turn on the air conditioner. Mary: I Dont have one... SOLOMON: You dont have an Air conditioner? That makes me FURIOUS. You sure are a Woman-LOL Mary: Im Sorry.. SOLOMON: yeah well im Hot. You dont expect me to sit in here when its this hot do you? Mary: Listen I.... SOLOMON Stands up and leaves. Back at home Greta is vacuuming when SOLOMON Walks in. Greta: Back already? SOLOMON: She didnt have air conditioning. Some people today sure are Idiots.-LOL Greta: Your telling Me.... Audience laughs as SOLOMON Looks FURIOUS. End Credits roll down.

03-18-2004, 01:51 AM	#2
dandelion wine ~ Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 20, 2003 Location: Behind the Couch Posts: 34,967	I'm still laughing.. Alright, maybe I shouldn't have posted in here. Solomon, if you do see this, please don't take offense.. I just thought it was funny.
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03-18-2004, 01:54 AM	#3
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Erm, Sol isn't that bad of a guy if you actually get to know him. Well, it doesn't matter anyway, he doesn't really check this part of the boards. Hopefully he doesn't see this so he doesn't feel hurt or anything.

03-21-2004, 08:39 AM	#6
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Solomon they can say all they want... but when I laugh... its COMPLETELY at your expense. hahahaha. best fanfic ever.

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04-29-2004, 04:43 PM	#15
AtlantaBravesFan29 Atlanta Braves Fan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 13, 2002 Location: Pleasanton,TX--40 Miles South Of San Antonio Posts: 1,859	Great post there,Chad!!! That fits Solomon to a T!!! Couldn't have said it better myself. You forgot one other thing,the microwave popcorn.