This was the most corny gag of the show,Alf and Ralph Monroe
called themselves The Monroe Brothers,I actually didn't dig
the uncanny carpenter bro-sis partners.
Sid Melton, who played Alf Monroe, first appeared on one of the early episodes as a plumber-I think his name was Ed Ferguson.
I saw the episode on TV LAND the other day.
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."